LadyDragonsblood, the Little Mermaid was one of my favorites when I was 5, but it can always use tweaking.. They all weren't happy though. Debwood-1999, indeed he is, lol. M.j's place, presumably in case I do a sequel. takers dark lover, chp 3 & 4, thank you. Dashing Golden Dreams, too bad I can't find them naked on a beach.

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Chapter five/ 'Rescuing Princess Gold Whore from the Bearded Menace'
Rated; M/ L (adult situations, beards, inappropriate title belt relationship, crackfic-ish)
Set-up; A bratty Adam is lured away from Jeff & Jay by Orton with title gold. Jeff thinks Orton's power lies in his beard.
Pairing; Jedam, Redge, E&C.

As usual, Adam was being a bad little brat. Jeff knew had to handle his baby and was attempting to do such... but Adam, having just retired as a result of a neck injury and knowing full-well that he was fragile, decided to argue. He argued this point many times whenever he was in trouble and didn't want to be.

"Jeffy, you can't hurt me!"

Jeff put down paddle and took Adam's ice cream instead.

"You bitch!" Adam gasped dramatically.

A little later, Adam decided to bitch to his best friend Jay. He had a habit of bitching to Jay whenever Jeffy was being mean to him. But this day, however...

"Jay-Jay! Jeffy was mean! He stole my ice cream and..."

Jay just sighed and crammed a popsicle in Adam's mouth before walking away calmly and leaving Adam to blink.

Jay just wasn't having any of it.. So Adam did the most drastic thing he could think of and ran off to a former tag team partner and someone whom Adam knew was in love with him.

"Fine!" Adam huffed and an hour later. "Randy! Jay and Jeffy were mean to me!"

Randy presented Adam the World Heavyweight title he had won from Adam's best friend Christian because everyone knew Adam was a gold whore.

Adam took the title and secured it around waist before hopping up in Randy's arms.

Naturally, Jeff got word of his little brat's defiance. "That shameless hussy!"

"Don't talk about Adam like that.." Jay sighed.

"I was talking about Orton! He stole our princess!" Jeff grumbled.

"Oh.."

"We must get him back!" Jeff exclaimed.

"But how? Randy has gold!" Jay reminded. "We can't combat that!"

"He also has an ugly beard. I CAN combat that!" Jeff said, getting out an electric razor. "I'll give him bad razor burn."

Jay shrugged. "I don't get it... but okay..."

"Follow me, Jason." And Jeff stalked off with Jay right behind him.

Then somewhere in the middle of the night in a hotel in Tulsa, Randy lay sleeping in bed. The precious Adam was curled up at his side, snoozing ever so peacefully as he cuddled up to the title belt. Suddenly the lock was picked and the door was cracked open. Slowly. Slowly. Light flooded into the room and two shadowy figures crept inside, shutting the door back behind them and ceasing the light... The two tip-toed slowly over to the bed.. until one stubbed his toe.

"Ow, sonofa..." Jay cursed.

"Shhh! Quiet!" Jeff yelled.

And both froze as Randy snorted in his slumber.

"Yes. Just yell at me. I thought we were all on a secretive mission and shit." Jay bitched.

Jeff groaned. "Jay, I swear to god..."

Both winced as a light was clicked on and Orton sat up in bed, unamused look on his face. "What the fuck are you two doing here?"

Jeff narrowed his eyes and puffed out his chest. "We're here for that." He said pointing to the sleeping Adam.

Randy glared and pointed to the door. "Out."

"I think he foiled us." Jay whispered.

Jeff groaned again. "He did not foil... Good god.. that disgusting thing has GOT to go! I lived through it with Punk and JoMo.. just NO!" Jeff then pounced on Randy and began struggling to hold him down! "Jay... help me!"

Randy growled and tried to shove the smaller male away. "What the hell are you doing? Get off me!"

All the screaming woke up sleeping beauty and he sat up and blinked.

"The beard! It has to go! It'll eat your soul, Randy!" Jeff wailed as he grappled with Randy. Jay now helping him.

Adam huffed loudly. "The beard? Is anybody here to rescue me?"

All three men stopped as they observed the pouting blonde, his arms folded and bottom lip puckered out.

Jeff blinked. "Well... it was on my to-do list, I swear!"

Adam sighed loudly and got up, taking the title with him to the bathroom. "I'll be in here if you need me." And the door closed behind him.

Randy, Jay and Jeff all looked at each other.

"He fucks that thing, doesn't he?" Jeff asked.

Randy looked down forlornly. "He did last night."

Jay and Jeff shared a look. "Yeah, it's all he did when he was champion.." They muttered.

The three men sat there awhile before Randy spoke up. "Guys. Let's leave him to his title and go get a cheeseburger." He did not understand why Jay and Jeff snorted.

Jeff and Jay agreed... "But.. first.." Jeff pulled out his razor and jumped back on Randy.

"Hey? NO!" Orton shouted. "The ladies love it!"

When Adam came out of the bathroom, he found the room empty. The blonde pouted, but raised the title up, petting it. "Looks like it's just you and me.." He nuzzled the gold belt with a content smile pursed on his full lips.

The end.

This happened sometime after Adam retired & Christian won the belt.. only to lose it so quickly to Randy Orton. Since our theory was Adam was a gold whore, it was a ploy to steal the baby from Jay & Jeff's corner. Randy's beard still makes no sense to me personally. The Randy/Cheeseburger are inside jokes between Rhi & me as a reference to how uninterested Orton always looks.