Chapter 2
The dumb bird & star wars loving pirates
Link stood there looking at grandma with the cake
Grandma: "Happy birthday Linky-boy!"
Link: "GRANDMA it's LINK not LINKY-BOY!"
Grandma: "Well excuuuuuuse me."
Grandma's thoughts: "Such a spoiled brat makes me want
to BURN him with a cookie!"
Link: "Grandma?"
Grandma: "Get out no cake for you."
Link: "Bye."
Link left his grandma's house in hopes of finding jobs to do for
money to buy a cookie. He searched far and high, but did not find a
job. When he finally gave up he looked into the winds of fate
and pleaded with them. When link thought he would
never get his precious cookie he saw a boat come from where
he pleaded.
Link: "can i have a job please!"
Pirate: "Do you believe in the force?"
Link: "yes!"
Pirate: "good but first, (mind trick) you will get a sworddddd
and a shielddddddd."
Link: "i will get a shield & sworddddd."
pirate: "good now go."
Link: "okkkkk."
So link unexplainably killed orca for a sword and
gave his grandma 1000 rupees for the family shield
( dont ask me how he stole from pirates.).
Pirate:"Good lets go."
Link:"yay hurry before townspeople kill me."
Link traveled on there ship for many weeks that felt like
two years went by. halfway during their journey the monstrous
bird that the pirates called pidgeot swooped in and ate one
of the pirates they called niko.
Pirate: "alright our names are: Niko, Gonzo, Mr whats his face,
drunk pirate, and me The glorious blond TETRA!"
Link: "nice to officially meet you all except niko whose dead.