Elphaba nodded and said, "So, now what?" I shrugged and said, "I have an idea. On this show, Sonny with a Chance, there're two shows within it—Mackenzie Falls and So Random—the second one's the important one. Anyway, once the cast—Sonny, Tawni, Zora, Nico, and Grady—did a sketch and called it, "Wicked Witch of the Web," to stop a blog-operator, Sharona." Glinda shook her head and Elphaba said, "I don't get it." "But it didn't work." The two girls frowned at me and then I said, "What do I look like? A super genius?"

Then I said, "That's it." "What's it," Elphaba asked. "I have a plan." I said evenly. Glinda raised her eyebrows and asked, "What?" I said, "We'd better find someplace safe and fast—can't let anyone outside the three of us alert Madame Morrible." They nodded and I said, "Let's go back to my place." We all went back to my house and I ran to my room. Elphaba followed me and asked, "What are you doing?" I grabbed a CD—KISS & TELL by SELENA GOMEZ & THE SCENE—and I said, "I know what I'm doing. Just trust me."

Elphaba glanced at Glinda and then they both said, "You're insane." I glared at them and muttered, "Tell me something I don't know." Then I laughed and said, "Again, what is with you two making me think of different songs?" "Another song?" Glinda said, raising her eyebrows. "Sing it," Elphaba said. "No time," I said. "Maybe later, after we've completed our plan." "Which is..." Elphaba said, motioning. "OPERATION: STOP AND ERASE," I said evenly. Glinda scrunched up her face and Elphaba said, "Quit thinking. You'll hurt yourself." Glinda smacked Elphaba and I said, "Quit fighting. There's not a lot of time."

I grabbed my CD player, the one in the living room and asked, "Electrical power at Kiamo Ko?" Elphaba nodded and, pointing at Elphaba, I said, "You start writing an 'I-surrender-speech." "Why?" she asked. "We need someway to lure Madame Morrible out, don't we?" I pointed out. Then Elphaba froze and said, "I get it." Glinda shrugged and said, "I still don't get it." "Okay, here's the plan. Elphaba, don't actually write a real speech—it has to be fake. Glinda, you will go tell Madame Morrible that Elphaba has surrendered and has a speech that she wants to read to the Ozians—and that the whole speech is to be included in all the newspapers, verbatim..." "Huh?" Glinda asked. "Word for word, Glinda," Elphaba muttered. I quickly continued. "—and that Elphaba wants the Witch Hunters to wait and that she wants to talk to Madame Morrible alone. If Madame Morrible asks how you found out about the speech, say you tried to rescue me, failed, but learned about the speech. I will remain hidden, downstairs, with the music. As soon as Madame Morrible arrives, I'll join Elphaba upstairs Glinda—you'll join the Witch Hunters, trying to buy Elphaba and myself some time to put this plan into action. If my memory serves me correctly, Madame Morrible and the other Ozians didn't care for my singing. Elphaba, after you've finished writing your 'speech' you'll hide it somewhere that Madame Morrible can't find it. You'll talk to her and I'll sing the song, "STOP AND ERASE" during which you accuse her of being the truly Wicked one. That's the whole plan." I finished. "On three," Glinda said. "One, two, three." I said. "Let's do this." Elphaba declared. I nodded in agreement. Then I said, "Elphaba, Glinda." "Yes?" both girls asked. I said, "I think..." "IT'S ON!" we all said at the same time.