Something borrowed
Four inch pumps, AKA Alice's striper shoes for the day time. Crazy bitch wears higher ones at night.
I've tried several failed attempts at walking in them. She knows I can't walk in these, I don't know why she insists on them.
"They are shear black with silver studs, they go with everything Bella!" Shaking my head and take a breath.
Tripping over my two left feet again, I think this was failed attempted number 672. After this is all said and done Alice said I could keep them if I wanted, is that still falling under the borrow ruling?