Peeta loves bread
Katniss was really annoyed with Peeta. After she confirmed his friend request he started nagging her all day long.
Really, why didn't she just pick ignore?
She liked him, sure, but this was way too much.
Katniss groaned as she heard the sound that indicated new message. And of course, it was from Peeta.
'Katniss, you're brighter than the bun :)', was written in the message.
Katniss stared at the message for a moment before sending a response.
'Peeta, stop it. You're being too obvious in your implications.'
Peeta's reply to that was short and annoying as hell. 'I bread you pardon?'
'Stop with the bread-related words!', Katniss wrote back.
'Come on, Katniss. Don't be so crusty,' Peeta wrote, probably thinking he was oh-so-clever.
He wasn't.
'Peeta, stop it.' Man, Peeta was really getting on her last nerves.
'But I loaf you! You're the loaf of my life!' Peeta wrote to her quickly. Katniss rolled her eyes. Of course the Bread Boy used the word loaf instead of love. Figures.
'Shut up,' Katniss wrote back, really wanting him to stop sending her messages.
It didn't help. Apparently, Peeta had a lot more bread words to share with her. 'Come on, you know you knead me,' Katniss read the message out loud.
'This is getting ridiculous,' Katniss wrote to him.
'Katniss, I'm baking you, please don't get mad!' Peeta wrote to her.
'Peeta, I'm this close to burn you in one of your bakery stoves,' Katniss wrote, meaning it.
'Give me at yeast one more chance!' Peeta wrote, not able not to add the word 'yeast' to his sentence.
Katniss took a deep breath before she wrote the next message. 'Peeta, I'll give you one more chance if you promise me not to make any more bread-related comments.'
No message for a few minutes. Katniss actually thought the git stopped with the messages, when a new one came.
'Crust my heart.'
And with that, Katniss closed the chat box.
In case you didn't get it:
Bun = Sun
Bread = Beg
Crumby = Crappy
Loaf = Love
Knead = Need
Baking = Begging
Yeast = Least
Crust = Cross
R&R :)