Buttercup is better as dinner
Prim looked at her beautiful, amazing, anything but ugly cat lovingly. Oh, he was just so special, so… so great. She loved him dearly.
Another thing she loved dearly was Facebook. It was awesome. She loved typing things in the computer.
Oh typing, typing, typing.
Primrose Everdeen Profile Page
Name: Primrose Everdeen.
Age: 12 :)
Home: District Twelve – The Seam.
Current location: Next to Buttercup *heart*
Interested in: Healing, smiling, caring and loving :)
In a relationship: Twelve year old, guys…
Typing, typing, typing.
Primrose Everdeen just loved it when people knew exactly what she was thinking at each given moment. Which meant, she loved Facebook, because this creation just made it easier for everyone to know everything about everyone.
Absolutely fantastic.
Primrose looked at the beautiful Buttercup one more time before writing what was on her mind, on November 29th 17:29PM.
'Buttercup is the best cat in the whole wide world! *a drawing of a heart*'
Three minutes later, Katniss, her oh-so-dear sister wrote on her Wall.
'Yeah, but I still think it could've been better as dinner.'
Gasp! What?
Primrose decided to let Katniss know how outrageous her comment really was.
'Katniss! Buttercup is not an it, he's an he! And I told you over and over again, you don't eat your pets!'
Katniss's next message was sent at 17:33PM, one minute later.
'But this Buttercup of yours is a walking meat, and we're hungry. It's a waste.'
'He's right next to me, you know. You're hurting his feelings.' Couldn't Katniss see just how awful she was being towards the beautiful Buttercup? Jeez!
Stupid Haymitch sent the next comment.
'Cats can't read.'
Primrose Everdeen rolled her eyes. Oh, stupid Haymitch and his stupid comments.
'He's a very smart cat.'
Katniss's next comment was received at 17:37PM.
'Please! Only yesterday I saw him hissing at his own reflection!'
Before Prim could respond to her oh-not-so-dear sister's comment, Peeta sent a comment.
'LOL! Katniss, you're so funny, I LOVE you!'
The Bread Boy actually said the word Love. Hmm. He was trying really hard to impress Katniss.
Cato The Sexy Beast thought the same.
'Being a bit needy there, Lover Boy?'
'Just expressing my love for her *heart*' Peeta sent in response to Cato The Sexy Beast's comment.
What the duck is a sexy beast?
'What is a "Sexy Beast"?' Primrose Everdeen decided she really wanted to know what it was.
Katniss Everdeen didn't want to deliver her answers though.
'Oh god, Cato, change your username immediately! Prim is only twelve year old!'
Prim frowned.
'No can do, babe.' Cato The Sexy Beast sent at 17:44PM.
A few seconds later, Katniss sent, 'And why is that?'
Cato The Sexy Beast wrote a quick answer.
'Suzanne Collins never revealed my last name, and I don't want to be called just "Cato". I decided to at least be creative with my username.'
Johanna Mason then decided to join the conversation.
'I actually quite like the name. Suits you :)'
'A compliment from Johanna Mason? That's a first.' Stupid Haymitch wrote.
Well, Stupid Haymitch was right. Prim hit the Like button, and so did Katniss, Peeta and Cato The Sexy Beast.
'What can I say? He is a sexy beast *wink*' Johanna Mason sent.
Well, this was making Primrose Everdeen feel rather uncomfortable.
Katniss was the next one to send a comment, thank god.
'Must you write these things on a wall of a twelve year old girl that, for some reason, still have a very innocent mind?'
Before Prim could reply to that, Rue did.
'Hey Katniss :)'
'And now Rue's here, too? Prim, block Cato and Johanna now.' Katniss sent.
Prim bit her lip and looked at the computer screen with an uncertain look.
'Oh, I don't know Katniss… I don't want to seem rude.' She wrote.
'I don't understand how the two of you can be relatives.' Haymitch replied to that.
Cato The Sexy Beast and Johanna Mason Liked this.
Buttercup, who up until now was making his way slowly but surely to Primrose Everdeen's lap, suddenly went nuts. It took Primrose a pretty long while to calm the beautiful cat down, and when she did she saw there were a few new messages received.
The first one came actually from her, or, more accurately, from Buttercup.
'Irh ;3495u vqiouj4iupqu[405 4tle#fmw1'
'?' Katniss sent in response.
Peeta Mellark, the smart boy that he was, sent the next message.
'Oh! Are we playing the game where we need to find a word inside of a messed up line? Okay, I'll try first! …Pqu…vqiou…fmw…?'
Primrose Everdeen decided it was time to write a response.
'It's not a game, Peeta; Buttercup just went nuts for a bit. I think he finally understood what Katniss suggested at the beginning of the conversation.'
The next comment came from the oh-so-unpleasant Katniss, and was the one that made Prim, sweet, pure little Prim, shake with anger.
'It's a useless cat. If it'd be our lunch then it won't be as useless…'
And, in a hit of a button, a short message appeared:
'Primrose Everdeen Activity: Katniss Everdeen has been blocked from posting on the wall of Primrose Everdeen.'
Johanna Mason's comment was received at 18:08PM.
'Ha! Katniss was just blocked from posting on her dear sister's wall! How lame is she!'
Cato The Sexy Beast and Haymitch Abernathy Liked this.
It seemed like Buttercup liked this too.
I think I'll upload this story (when it was in chat format) on a different website, though I'll keep updating this story here on Fanfiction. I just prefer it the way it was then. So when I'll upload the story to another website, I'll put the link in my profile.
Have a lovely day :)