Thresh and Katniss falling off a tree

Katniss ran to her computer, throwing the rat she just haunted on the floor in the process and frowning as she saw the rat's blood that stained the floor underneath it. Oh well. Mom will understand. Or not. Whatever.

She logged into Facebook quickly, she wasn't on Facebook for one full hour after all and who knew what happened while she was hunting with Gale outside, and smiled as she saw the alerts she had.

She checked everything, wrote a sophisticated new status update ("Me and Buttercup are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart LOLOLOL XD") and rolled her eyes at the new profile picture of a shirtless Finnick Odair.

She then turned to look at her Wall, her precious, incredible Wall. There was no Wall prettier than her Wall, that was for sure.

Katniss Everdeen Profile Page

Name: Katniss Everdeen.

Age: 17

Home: District Twelve – The Seam.

Current location: Next to a dead rat.

Interested in: Hunting, hunting, hunting!

In a relationship: No, I like being single. So, Peeta, Gale, STOP HARASSING ME! I DON'T LOVE YOU!

Yep, her Wall was the best.

There was indeed a new message on her Wall. She rolled her eyes when she saw who this message was from.

Peeta Mellark, December 2nd 14:09PM.

'Oh Katniss loaf, stop lying to yourself. Of course you loaf me!'

He and his stupid bread sentences. She wrote him a short answer.

'No. I really don't.'

Gale posted on her Wall next.

'That's right, Peeta. She doesn't love you. Why would she love you when she has ME as a friend, and possibly more?'

Sigh.

'I don't love you either,' Katniss wrote to the stupid Gale. Really, can't a boy and a girl just be friends? Jeez!

Rue sent the next comment, at 14:14PM.

'Ah it's so cool! I posted a comment at 14:14!'

A minute later, Johanna Mason wrote a response to that.

'We are all so very proud of you. Such an achievement.'

The sarcasm was clear in the comment, and Katniss was fuming. How dare this horrible girl mock Rue?

'Don't you EVER mock Rue. She's better than you'll ever be!' Katniss wrote.

Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne and President Snow Liked her comment.

'Snow? Really? You liked this?' The horrible Johanna Mason wrote.

'What can I do? Rue is adorable :)' President Snow wrote in response.

Yes, Katniss nodded to herself, agreeing with President Snow on this one. Yes she was.

Johanna Mason posted the next comment, which was a rather short one.

'Humph.'

The next comment made Katniss's heart leap.

'Katniss is right. Don't ever mock Rue, because if you will… I will hunt you down, and kick your ass,' was Thresh's comment.

AHH! OMG, Thresh. OMG, he agreed with her. OMG, THRESH WAS COMMENTING ON HER WALL!

Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.

'OMG, you totally took that line from Friends, The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding part 1! I loaf this episode!'

Katniss couldn't help it and wrote a response to Thresh's comment.

'Thresh! OMG, you're in my profile page, I can't… OK, deep breaths, deep breaths… I just can't believe you're here!'

'What's with the enthusiasm, Catnip?' Gale wrote.

'Nothing, just… can't believe he's here, is all.' Katniss wrote back, hoping that they didn't realize she had a crush on Thresh.

'I think you LOAF him!' Johanna Mason wrote.

Damn.

'I DO NOT!' Katniss wrote, trying to smoothly show people she didn't like Thresh like that.

Johanna Mason sent the next comment at 14:32PM.

'Katniss and Thresh sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!'

This made Katniss feel quite uncomfortable. Oh god, Thresh probably didn't feel the same way, and he'd probably wouldn't want to be with her, and this talk will make him stay away from her and her stupid crush on him…

'Stop it, Johanna! I don't love him!' She wrote quickly.

'Yeah, stop it Johanna, she doesn't loaf him!' Peeta wrote a few seconds after her. The boy finally wrote something that wasn't stupid. It was about time.

Johanna Mason continued with the song, because, apparently, it wasn't over just yet.

'…the lumberjack came, cut off the tree, the lovers fell and that was it!'

President Snow, Gale Hawthorne and Finnick Odair all liked this.

Katniss raised an eyebrow at that.

'What the hell was that ending?' She wrote.

'Just a regular song from District Seven.' Johanna wrote back.

'District Seven is a very sick place.' Gale wrote. Katniss nodded her head, agreeing with her best friend. She, Peeta and President Snow all liked this comment.

'Yeah, because District Twelve is a paradise.' The horrible Johanna Mason wrote back. Finnick and President Snow liked this.

Rue's next comment was received at 14:41PM.

'Lol! 14:41! Katniss, I think you and Thresh can make a really cute couple! Forget Team Peeta and Team Gale, I'm Team Thresh!'

Finnick Odair, President Snow and Johanna Mason liked this.

Katniss felt the need to defend herself.

'Rue! I do not like Thresh! Really, so what if he's the most honorable, amazing, smartest and hottest person I've ever seen! It doesn't mean I love him!'

'Hey! Thresh is not hotter than me!' Finnick Odair wrote, insulted apparently.

Johanna Mason, President Snow, Peeta Mellark and Rue all liked this.

President Snow's comment was received at 14:46PM.

'Lol, Thresh didn't even try to make Katniss love him, but she does! The sneaking bastard ;)'

'How many times does she need to tell you, she DOESN'T LOAF THRESH! IT IS ME SHE WANTS!' Peeta wrote, apparently frustrated.

Stupid Peeta.

'I really hate it when people start meddling with my love life.' Katniss wrote.

'Did you just call me bastard? *glares*' Thresh sent in response to what President Snow wrote two comments earlier.

It took President Snow five whole minutes to write a response.

'…no! Of course no! I just… oh, look at the time! I have to go do some... presidential things!'

The next message that appeared was: 'President Snow has left the conversation.'

Thresh's last comment was short and to the point.

'Humph.'

Hope you all have a loafly day :)

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