Annie Cresta is going to hell

Running a hand through his beautiful bronze hair, Finnick Odair smiled at his reflection. He wasn't vain for doing it, no, of course not. He was just too sexy not to stare at his reflection all day long. And that was understandable.

He lost track of time; he looked at himself for far too long. And so, after five straight hours of just watching himself, he remembered he had to harvest his crop.

Oh, Farmville. It was just SO demanding!

After he harvested his crop, he decided to check his Wall.

Finnick Odair Profile Page

Name: Finnick Odair, but you can all call me "The sex god of panem".

Age: 24.

Home: District Four.

Current location: In front of a mirror.

Interested in: Swimming, using my trident, tying knots, taking my shirt off, winking, smirking, and being irresistibly beautiful.

In a relationship: Yes. Yes I am. Annie, you are the love of my life! *heart*

There was, indeed, a new comment on his Wall. And it was actually from his second favorite person in the whole world – him being his favorite person, of course – Annie.

She posted her comment on January 12 at 15:42PM:

'Finnick? Are you there? Why can't I see you?'

Finnick smiled to himself and shook his head affectionately.

'Because it's a computer, Annie, sweetie. But no worry; if you miss my handsome face and rockin' body, you can go and check the photos in my profile.' He wrote in response.

'Okay, I'll try to find them.' Was Annie's response.

Johanna Mason then decided to join the conversation.

'Why don't I find it hard to believe you're staring at your reflection right now?'

Oh, Johanna.

'Because I'm too handsome not to.' Finnick wrote, smiling his beautiful lopsided grin.

His smile grew bigger when he saw that Effie Trinket, Annie Cresta, Peeta Mellark and President Snow The Sexy Rooster liked his comment.

'It's quite sad, that two guys liked this.' Johanna Mason commented.

'Well, when he's right, he's right.' Peeta wrote in response. Finnick nodded his head in agreement.

'Finnick? How come you're shirtless in all of your pictures?' Annie, the love of his life, wrote.

'Just showing off what I've got.' Finnick wrote with a shrug, then turned to look at the mirror again. He exhaled loudly the breath he didn't realize he was holding. Everything was okay – he was still hot.

Oh thank god!

He turned to look back at his Wall, and saw that Effie Trinket posted a new comment.

'And rightly so.' Was Effie's Comment. Finnick nodded his head again.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster liked her comment.

Katniss Everdeen then joined the conversation.

'Ahh, Snow, why did you change your username into 'President Snow The Sexy Rooster'?' Was her comment. To be honest, Finnick didn't realize until now that President Snow changed his username, but now he did.

And why the hell did he use the animal 'Rooster' to describe himself?

Weird.

'Oh, it's just this silly little game between me and Cato. You wouldn't understand.' President Snow The Sexy Rooster wrote in response.

'I don't think I want to understand.' Katniss replied.

Finnick Odair liked this, and so did Johanna Mason, Effie Trinket and Peeta Mellark.

Katniss Everdeen quickly posted her next and last comment.

'Oh, fuck, Peeta's here? I-I have to go!'

The next message that was shown was: 'Katniss Everdeen has left the conversation.'

Peeta Mellark's next comment was posted at 15:59PM.

'Oh, isn't she adorable? She doesn't want to be around me because she doesn't understand her growing feelings for me!'

'Yeah, that's why she doesn't want to be around you. Because she likes you too much.' Was Johanna Mason's sarcastic reply.

Finnick Odair liked it immediately, oh he just loved Johanna's sarcasm, and Effie Trinket and President Snow The Sexy Rooster liked it as well.

And then a new message from an unknown person, who named himself (herself, more accurately) 'An Angry Capitol Woman', appeared:

'ROT IN HELL, ANNIE CRESTA! FINNICK IS MINE!'

GASP! BITCH!

No one would tell Finnick Odair's wife to rot in hell!

'Jeez, woman, no need to use Caps Lock.' Johanna Mason wrote.

Finnick was in the middle of writing a comment himself.

'DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ANNIE LIKE THAT!' Finnick Odair, The Sex God Of Panem, wrote angrily.

'But I don't want to be in hell! *sob sob*' Annie wrote, sounding scared.

Oh, fuck.

'Great. Now look at what you've done, An Angry Capitol Woman!' Finnick wrote, annoyed.

He waited for six minutes, but An Angry Capitol Woman didn't write anything in response.

And this was getting The Great Finnick Odair even more annoyed.

'An Angry Capitol Woman? An Angry Capitol Woman!' He wrote, fuming.

The next message that appeared was: 'An Angry Capitol Woman has left the conversation.'

Bitch.

Finnick decided to show how much he disliked An Angry Capitol Woman by posting a comment that said, '*Showing rude hand gestures at the computer screen*'

'Annie, deary, that's what you get for marrying The Sex God Of Panem.' Effie Trinket wrote.

'*sob sob*' Annie wrote in response.

Oh, his poor baby!

'Annie, you're not going to hell!' Finnick wrote, trying desperately to make her feel better.

'*sob sob*' Was Annie's response to that.

'Now it'll take me forever to make her feel better!' Finnick wrote, angry at An Angry Capitol Woman and the mess she made.

'Annie, just look at some of Finnick's pictures. I always find it relaxing when I'm upset or troubled.' President Snow The Sexy Rooster wrote, trying to make Annie feel better.

Problem is, it made Finnick feel a whole lot worse.

That was… creepy. Oh god, that was creeping The Sex God Of Panem out!

No one posted anything for eight whole minutes.

At the end, President Snow The Sexy Rooster posted a one word comment:

'What?'

And with that, Finnick pressed the small button that made a message appear on the screen:

'Finnick Odair Activity: President Snow The Sexy Rooster has been blocked from posting on the wall of Finnick Odair.'

Yay, chapter ten! Only twenty more chapters to go, and then I'll be able to write some new chapters, with new conversations!

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!

BTW, I'm SO happy to see that you liked Maya Normousbutt! I love her too. I think most of the chapters will be from her point of view, so that's good that you liked her.

Have a lovely day :)