Johanna took away Peeta's innocence

Johanna Mason returned to her home in Victors Village, dripping sweat and satisfied. She sat down in front of her computer, still holding her lovely axe tightly in her hand, and with her other hand tucked a stray of her short, sweaty hair behind her ear.

Oh, she just loved chopping down trees. It was a wonderful hobby, one that would never grow old. Whenever she needed to let off some steam (which was practically always, she was angry like that) she went and chopped down trees.

Her axe was her best friend.

Which, for some people, might seem a bit sad and pathetic, but oh well. Johanna was awesome. She didn't need any friends as long as she had her axe.

Not that she didn't have any friends. She had some. Finnick. Annie. Cato. Ahh… Haymitch. And a few more.

She just hated them all.

Okay, that was a lie, but she couldn't tell them or act like she actually liked them. That would make her weak.

And Johanna Mason was anything but weak.

Johanna finally let go of her precious axe and put it down next to her. She turned to face the computer again and logged into Facebook.

She looked at her profile page.

Johanna Mason Profile Page

Name: This is Johanna Mason's page. I'm sure even a brainless idiot from the Capitol can understand that my name is Johanna Mason.

Age: Who cares?

Home: Victors Village, District Seven. That's right, I'm a freaking victor. Fear me.

Current location: Next to my axe in my room *heart*

Interested in: Chopping and cutting.

In a relationship: I'm a difficult girl to love.

Oh yeah. She was so witty.

She checked her Wall, just to see if anyone posted anything on it, and to her great dismay, she saw that indeed, one person was stupid enough to actually post a comment. On her Wall.

The comment was from Peeta Mellark, and was received on February 7 at 12:09PM:

'You like to chop and cut?'

Johanna rolled her eyes. What a dumbass.

'Got a problem with that, Pita?' She wrote in response.

He immediately replied to that.

'It's Peeta. P-E-E-T-A. It's not that hard to remember!'

Johanna already grew bored with this conversation, and decided to check other things out. Peeta wasn't worthy of her attention anyway.

Of course, being Johanna Mason, she liked disgusting, horrible things.

And that's why she found herself one minute later reading in Wikipedia about different types of Paraphilias.

After a few minutes of reading about a few of those disgusting things (Oh dear god, Diaper fetishism was one of the funniest and weirdest things she's ever read about), she decided to check how the conversation with Pita progressed.

She saw that Greasy Sae left a message at 12:13PM.

'I remember your name, Peeta :P'

'Bless you, Greasy Sae. Bless you ^^' Was Peeta's response to that.

Johanna rolled her eyes. What an idiot.

She saw that Greasy Sae has already left the conversation.

It was already 12:17PM, and she decided to send a new comment.

'And there goes the one person who actually knows your name.'

Oh, she was just so witty!

Peeta sent a reply a minute later.

'At least I know she's out there, knowing my name.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo then decided to join the conversation.

'Damn it! Can't believe I missed Greasy Sae! I am DYING to know who she is!'

Haymitch Abernathy was the next one to post a comment.

'And so, Greasy Sae remains a mystery to The Buffalo.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo responded very shortly to that.

'Humph.'

Johanna then decided to finally share with them about what she just found on Wikipedia.

'Oh my Collins; I'm just looking at a list of paraphilias on Wikipedia… - '

'Of course you do.' Haymitch wrote quickly. Brainless Haymitch.

Johanna decided to continue with her comment.

" - …and some of the things on that list are so disgusting, it's so… yuck. Awful. I love it.'

'What is a paraphilia?' Was Peeta's innocent comment.

Johanna Mason smirked to herself as she wrote a response.

'Go check it out on Wikipedia. I bet you have some of the things on that list.'

Oh, her wittiness was really showing today!

'Okay, I'll check it out!' Peeta sent.

Johanna's smirk grew wider when she saw that Peeta Mellark has left the conversation.

'Poor, poor boy.' She posted, not sorry for him at all.

'Seriously, what is a paraphilia?' Cato The Sexy Buffalo asked.

'A paraphilia is a biomedical term used to describe sexual arousal to things *evil smirk*' Johanna wrote. The smirk on her face was indeed an evil smirk.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster then decided to join the conversation.

'ROFLMAO! Johanna, deary, you're SO evil! And oh yay, Cato's here too! 'sup, dawgs? *wink wink*'

Johanna wasn't surprised when the next message that showed was: 'Cato The Sexy Buffalo has left the conversation.'

'Oh, Cato. Always so busy. Doesn't even have the time to stay here and chat!' President Snow The Sexy Rooster complained.

'Yeah. That's why he left the conversation. Because he's busy.' Haymitch wrote sarcastically.

Johanna liked this comment immediately, she loved sarcasm oh-so-much, and so did Katniss Everdeen, who apparently decided to join the conversation too.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster was really happy about it, apparently.

'Katniss! 'sup, babe?'

…babe?

That was creepy. Worse than paraphilias.

Yuck.

Katniss Everdeen apparently found this comment creepy as well.

'A little disturbed now, but fine.' Was her reply.

God, Johanna was bored. Those people were boring. She hated them, she hated them all.

Just as she was about to leave the conversation, Peeta Mellark joined.

Which made Johanna smirk evilly again.

Well, this was worth staying for.

'Oh dear god! My eyes, MY EYES! This was just… this… awful!' Was Peeta's horrified comment.

Heehee.

'Didn't you just love it? :D' Johanna wrote happily. Yes, happily. That list of Paraphilias made her feel quite giddy.

Peeta's next comment was just as good as his last one.

'*shaking uncontrollably* You're a sick, sick person, Johanna Mason.' Was his comment.

'What did you DO to him?' Katniss asked.

Johanna didn't have the power to explain.

'Scroll to the beginning of the conversation.' Was all she wrote.

'Oh dear Collins.' Was Katniss's reply.

Johanna smirked again when Peeta posted yet another comment.

'*Rocking back and forth in place* …Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck…'

Heehee.

'I think you just took away his innocence.' Haymitch wrote.

Johanna just shrugged. Like she cared about that.

'S'about time.' Was all she wrote. Really, that boy was way too innocent. She actually did him a favor.

Peeta sent another message, to express the way he felt right now after reading that beautiful list.

'…yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck…'

And, with one more evil smirk, Johanna Mason left the conversation and grabbed her axe.

Time to chop down some more trees!

I adore Johanna Mason. I love writing from her POV, it's just so much fun XD

Just so you know, there really is a list of Paraphilias on Wikipedia. My advice to you? Don't check it out. It really is disgusting. You've been warned.

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