Rue has an amazing vocabulary
Maya Normousbutt was pretty pleased. She had a nice day at work today, she didn't eat any doughnut, and Justin, a real sex god, talked to her today.
Well, more accurately, said something to her today.
"Can you please move? You stand in my way."
Squeal!
Best 9 words ever!
Maya Normousbutt sat down in front of her precious computer and immediately checked her Wall on Facebook.
No new messages.
Oh well.
Time to stalk other people's Walls.
She decided to check the Wall of someone she didn't check on for a long time.
Rue.
Her profile was the sweetest thing ever, and Maya Normousbutt smiled without even realizing it as she read Rue's profile again.
Rue The Sweet Little Angel profile page
Name: Rue :)
Age: Twelve :)
Home: District Eleven :)
Current location: Heaven :)
Interested in: Singing and bringing peace to this horrible world :)
In a relationship: No :(
Oh, she's so sweet!
On Rue The Sweet Little Angel's Wall there was one comment, posted by Cato The Sexy Buffalo on February 28th at 16:02PM.
'I see you've learnt from me and changed your username to something longer that really shows the real you as well.'
Rue The Sweet Little Angel posted a short comment two minutes later.
A really short comment.
':-)'
Katniss Everdeen then joined the conversation several minutes later.
'Awww, Rue, you really are a sweet little angel! *teary eyes*'
Maya Normousbutt nodded her head. Yes, that she was.
':-)' Was Rue's insanely adorable and short reply.
Caesar Flickerman posted a comment two minutes later.
'Rue! Just the sweet little angel I was looking for! Listen, since you're one of the most loved dead tributes in the hunger games…'
'*sob sob*' Katniss Everdeen managed to somehow interrupt Caesar Flickerman's comment.
'…I was wondering if you would be kind enough to let me interview you! What do you say?' Caesar Flickerman continued.
Rue The Sweet Little Angel, again, posted a pretty short comment.
':-)'
Caesar Flickerman sent a reply immediately.
'I'll take that as a yes! So, Rue; your thoughts about the games?'
Rue The Sweet Little Angel's comment was posted a few seconds later.
':'('
The crying smiley was enough for Caesar, apparently.
'Ah ha, and about Katniss?'
':-)' Was Rue's reply.
'What did you think about Thresh?' Caesar continued, receiving just the answers he was looking for.
Rue The Sweet Little Angel continued sending those smiley messages.
'^.^'
'And about the Careers?' Caesar asked.
':-S' Rue sent.
Caesar Flickerman was quite smitten by Rue The Sweet Little Angel's answers.
'You know, Rue, I l just love interviewing you; you're like a wave of fresh air.'
Rue The Sweet Little Angel sent a quick reply.
':D'
AWW!
But then stupid Haymitch Abernathy had to join the conversation and ruin the cuteness and adorableness of Rue.
'Your vocabulary amazes me *sarcasm*' Was his comment.
Stupid Haymitch.
Maya Normousbutt was about to give Stupid Haymitch 'the finger', because she was such a badass, but someone beat her to it.
'‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›'
GASP!
Rue The Sweet Little Angel just sent that?
THAT?
Oh my.
Haymitch Abernathy was, apparently, surprised too.
'O.O'
Caesar Flickerman decided to return to his precious interview.
'Okay… anyway! I've brought someone really special today to talk to you.'
'?_?' Rue The Sweet Little Angel was curious.
'It's someone I'm sure you know!' Caesar continued.
':D' Rue The Sweet Little Angel started getting excited.
'It's the guy that killed you, what's-his-name!' Caesar sent, excited.
Marvel AKA The-Guy-That-Killed-Rue then joined the conversation.
'… 'sup.'
A few minutes of no-comment, and then…
'…Marvel, you little sh*t!'
GASP! Again!
Rue The Sweet Little Angel just used profanity!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
That was so freaking exciting!
'Rue!' Katniss sent, rather surprised.
Haymitch Abernathy was either learning from Rue, or just in a loss for words.
'O.O'
Caesar Flickerman was still his cheerful self.
'Oh, aren't you a sweet little angel indeed!'
And Rue The Sweet Little Angel finished the conversation with a sweet, cute, ':P'.
:'( = crying.
^.^ = Happy.
:-S = Disliking.
:D = Big grin.
O.O = Shocked.
?_? = Not understanding.
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› = middle fingers.
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No, wait!
1111 reviews.
Ahh, that would be so cool!
Please help me get to 1111 reviews, I'd be so happy if we get to that number before the next chapter!
Hope you enjoyed that chapter, Rue is just super adorable, and have a lovely day :)