Finnick's manly eyeliner

Cinna was a hard-working man. The burns on his hand were the proof of his dedication to his work and clothes and fire.

He bit his lower lip as he finished with one of the two flaming socks he was making. Oh, the fire just looked amazing on that sock! Brilliant! People would die to wear those beautifully flaming socks!

He decided to have a little break then, he still had some work ahead of him and he needed several minutes without looking at socks or fire, and decided to get into Facebook.

He got to his page and read his profile, because really, he had nothing better to do.

Cinna The Mega-Stylist profile page

Name: Cinna Wigglebottom.

Age: Thirty.

Home: The Capitol.

Current location: My office, making flaming socks.

Interested in: Designing and styling, my one and only passion *heart*

In a relationship: Completely committed to my job.

Well wasn't he just lovely?

He smiled when he saw he got a comment on his Wall, and checked to see who it's from.

It was from Katniss Everdeen, and was received on March 12th at 18:03PM.

'You never told me your last name was Wigglebottom.'

Cinna The Mega-Stylist rolled his eyes and wrote a response.

'You've never asked.'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster then sent a comment.

'Cinna, my man! Just the stylist I wanted to talk to through Facebook! I need you to make me a shirt. Make it pink. And tight. And sparkly. With hearts and butterflies all over it. Oh, and can you write in glittery letters, "President Snow + Cato = The Forbidden Yet Passionate Love Between A Rooster And A Buffalo"?'

Cinna smiled. What a wonderfully wonderful shirt President Snow was asking for! Who knew he had such a good taste.

'No problemo, presidento!' He wrote, feeling happy that he had a shirt to design.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo then wrote a comment.

'Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a minute! There's a big problemo here! That's just creepy!'

Katniss Everdeen replied to Cato's comment.

'Oh, I think it's quite sweet *smirk*'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo was annoyed.

'Shut it, Girl on Fire. Your name isn't the one The Rooster's gonna put on his shirt. Who knows who'll see that shirt on him...'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster immediately tried to calm Cato The Sexy Buffalo down.

'Oh, no need to worry my sexy buffalo! No one will ever see this shirt! This is going to be my sleeping shirt! :D'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo wasn't at all calm after this revelation.

'Oh, that's just great. *Sarcasm*'

Katniss Everdeen was apparently quite entertained by the conversation.

'LOL, President Snow LOVES you!'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo wasn't at all entertained.

'*Middle fingers*'

Peeta Mellark was angry by that comment.

'Hey, don't you dare showing your disgusting middle fingers to the mother of my children!'

Katniss Everdeen replied immediately to Peeta's comment.

'We. Don't. Have. Any. Children.'

Peeta Mellark responded immediately.

'LOL, oh Katniss, you're so hilarious. Pretending like we don't have any children.'

'I'm not pretending. We really don't have children.' Katniss sent.

Peeta still didn't get it.

'ROFJLDMIAVPM! You're, like, the funniest girl ever! Loaf you! *heart in a shape of a bun*'

Katniss Everdeen replied after a minute or so.

'Oh, dear God…'

Finnick Odair then joined the conversation.

'What the hell is "ROJLDMIAVPM" represents?'

Peeta Mellark responded immediately.

'Rolling On Floor Just Like Draco Malfoy In A Very Potter Musical, duh!'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent the next comment.

'OMG, I loved Blaine- I mean, Darren Criss- in this! What a hottie :D'

Cinna The Mega-Stylist then decided to join the conversation again – it was his Wall after all.

'Yeah, but he looked so… ordinary. So bland, there was nothing special about his appearance. A shame, really.'

Finnick Odair replied quickly.

'I get what you mean, Wigglebottom. If only he had this new eyeliner I made for guys, he would've looked a whole lot better! Remember, guys – an orange eyeliner, now with sparkles!'

Peeta Mellark was quick to respond.

'OMG, ORANGE? That's, like, my favorite color ever! Tell him, Katniss!'

Katniss Everdeen wasn't quick to reply.

'It's his favorite color.'

Peeta Mellark replied immediately.

'Exactly! Now, is this the color of a real orange, or is it the color of a peach? Because I can't stand peaches. Too hairy, like you're eating a little bunny. Or a rat.'

Cinna nodded his head understandingly. He knew exactly what Peeta meant.

Finnick Odair sent the next comment.

'It's between an orange and a peach. A combination, really. I am going to send you one of the eyeliners right now.'

Peeta Mellark replied a second later.

'Really? For free? :D'

Finnick Odair was quick to reply.

'*laughs* No!'

Cinna The Mega-Stylist decided to share with them his opinion.

'Gold is the best color for an eyeliner.'

Yes it was.

Finnick Odair replied to him.

'I suppose it's a nice color, but I prefer something more colorful. Like pink. Or yellow. Or Orange.'

Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.

'Oh, wow! The eyeliner is beautiful! *put some on* It makes my eyes pop! I feel like a new, stylish man!'

Finnick Odair replied to his comment.

'And it's made for men!'

It's so nice, that there are so many eyeliners made for men only. Not that they were any different from the regular eyeliners made for women, but at least on them there was written 'Made For Men', which gave men the permission to use them without feeling stupid.

Peeta Mellark replied to Finnick's comment.

'I feel more masculine already!'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo replied to his comment.

'Oh, God…'

Peeta Mellark ignored him.

'Katniss! Look out your window! Can you see me? How does the eyeliner look on me?'

Katniss Everdeen sent him a reply.

'It makes your ass look big.'

Cinna held his breath. Oh, poor Peeta!

Peeta Mellark took his time to reply.

'*horrified gasp* No! Not my manly eyeliner!'

Cinna The Mega-Stylist sent him a sympathetic response.

'It's okay, Peeta. Eyeliner is not for everyone.'

Peeta Mellark sounded upset.

'Easy for you to say; your eyeliner doesn't make you look like a freaking oompa loompa!'

Cinna The Mega-Stylist nodded his head. No, his eyeliner didn't make him look like an oompa loompa.

He wrote sad Peeta a reply.

'Not everyone are blessed with the amazing genes of the Wigglebottoms.'

Katniss Everdeen then wrote a comment.

'You do realize you've spent the last fifteen minutes talking about eyeliners? I feel manlier than you are!'

Finnick Odair replied quickly.

'That doesn't say anything, Katniss, dear. You're manlier than most guys.'

Heehee.

Cinna The Mega-Stylist wrote the next comment, smiling as he did.

'Ohh, burn!'

'Cinna!' Katniss wrote, shocked.

Cinna The Mega-Stylist just shrugged his shoulders. That was a nice burn, and Cinna knew everything about burns. He already had three on his right hand.

Finnick Odair sent the next comment.

'So, Cato… Want to try my new peachy-peach-orangey-orange eyeliner?'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo has left the conversation.

Finnick Odair sent the last comment.

'Whatever. He's not manly enough to wear this anyway. *flips hair*'

Ahh, 1127 reviews! You're awesome :D

Peachy-peach-orangey-orange eyeliner... actually, I'd love to try that eyeliner.

Enjoy the chapter and have a lovely day :)