If You Can't Join 'Em, Beat 'Em! Chapter 13: I Got Support & I Rock The Theme Songs, a wrestling fanfic

still want ur votes on which name Parker should have. the choices are in the previous chapter. also, lots of theme songs in this chapt. y? cuz i luv to listen to them.

Hours had passed. And Jay and Parker were laying out in the yard on a quilt, just looking up at the clouds. The Crew sat stood next to the sliding glass door and watched. The camera crew got a few shots of Bam looking out the window with a pair of binoculers. He turned around to face the camera and said, "Apparently, Jay and Parker are getting cozy with each other. But we know how to stop that." The rest of the Crew laughed. But they stopped when April came into the shot.

"Oh, no you don't. If you do what I think you plan to do, then you'll be the one to explain to Parker why you sabotaged her day with Jay." April complained.

"Fine." Bam said.

"No. It's not fine. Bam, she finally found someone."

"Yeah, and the dude's twice her age." Raab complained.

"No, he's only thirteen years older than her. That's not twice her age." April whined. "Look, she's finally happy. Do you guys really wanna make her mad? You know what she's like when she's pissed."

The Crew ignored the mother and ran out to the shed, looking for paintball guns. Everyone found them nd went into stealth mode.

Jay and Parker sat on the blanket and laughed together. They knew the Crew was going to try to ruin their day. April warned them, of course. So, while they were getting food earlier, they went by the sporting goods store and bought two paintball guns of their own.

As the Crew got closer, Jay and Parker prepared for what was about to happen. Finally, the crew jumped and ran to the wrestlers, only turn right back around when they saw the pair pull out paintball guns of their own. Jay fired and managed to Dico, Rake and Glomb while Parker got Bam, Raab and Novak. "You jerk offs! You didn't think I knew you'd be this stupid?" She then took another shot at Raab.

"Damn, Parker! Sorry!" Raab yelled after he got hit.

Parker threw her gun down and took Jay up to the house. "I honestly don't care if Vito's still there! If he is, I'll throw his fat ass out!" She yelled as she and her pro walked back to the house. "I swear I grew up with children." She groaned.

Jay chuckled as he walked along side her. His phone then rang. He answered it as he continued to walk with Parker. "Hello?"

"What's this I hear about a new rookie?" Came a familiar southern accent. It was Matt.

"Hey, Hardy. Yeah. I'm in this season's NXT. How's your brother and Ruby?"

"I swear that my niece is more mature than my brother at times." Matt chuckled. "Shane came by and said he ran into your rookie a few days ago. And from his discription, she's a looker."

"You have no idea." Jay then got and idea. "You wanna talk to her?"

Parker's eyes went wide. She didn't know which Hardy was on the phone. But It didn't matter, either one could make her light headed. Jay then handed his phone to Parker, who tentively took it. "Hello?"

"So, your Jay's rookie?" Matt asked.

"Yeah. Um...sorry, but which Hardy am I talking to?" The red head asked.

"Matt." He answered. Parker screamed so loud that Matt jerked his head away from his phone.

"Oh, my god! Matt! Matt Hardy!" She screamed again. "Sorry. Just really excited."

"I can tell." Matt chuckled. "So, are you excited about becoming a wrestler?"

"Yeah. I mean, it's been my dream since I was little." Parker explained.

"Well, I didn't watch the first episode, sadly. But I'll try to catch it next week."

"Well, I was on SmackDown! this week. You can see me on Friday then. Oh, and Monday, too."

"Okay, I'll try. And just so you know, you've got my vote."

"Thanks, Matt." The red head then gave the phone back to Jay.

Parker then walked back inside while Jay continued to talk to his friend of fifteen plus years. Tonight, she was singing again. Her welcome back party was tonight and she agreed to sing some songs for old time's sake. One song, that she loved since she was kid, she wanted to sing just for fun. But, of course, it never hurt to sing a few extra songs.

Finally, at sunset, the party started. Glomb built a stage in the backyard, something he was awesome at doing, and LIT was on stage performing. A.J., the lead vocals, wanted Parker to get up there and finally sing. "C'mon, Parker! Show us you still got it!" Everyone kept cheering for the red head even as she jogged on stage and grabbed the mic. Jay held his beer up as if toasting to her talent.

"Okay, you guys know my best song by these guys. So, Jay, where ever the Hell you are right now, I might have this as my theme song. But enough about my Hollywood bullshit. IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" She screamed the last part, getting the crowd excited. The music started and Parker started singing.

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?/ I didn't mean to call you that./ I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me./ Please tell me!

Please tell me why!/ My car is in the front yard!/ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on!/ I came in through the window!/ Last night!/ And you're gone./ Gone.

It's no surprize to me I am my own worst enemy./ 'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit outta me./ The smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette!/ Still burning!

Please tell me why!/ My car is in the front yard!/ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on!/ I came in through the window!/ Last night!/ And you're gone./ Gone.

Please tell me why!/ My car is in the front yard!/ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on!/ I came in through the window!/ Last night!

It's no surpize to me I am my own worst enemy./ 'Cause every now and then I kick he living shit outta me./ Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?/ I didn't mean to call you that.

Everyone screamed for Parker. She might as well have been a rock star instead of a wrestler. She smiled and held her hands in the air, taking in the reaction. "Okay, I'm gonna sing Jay's theme song now. So don't be disapointed if I only get one cheer." Everyone laughed at her joke. And then she told A.J. about her pro's theme song and within seconds, she started singing again.

GO!/ If you close your eyes, your life, a naked truth revieled/ Dreams you never lived and scars never healed/ In the darkness, light will take you to the other side/ You'll find me waiting there/ You'll see if youy just close your eyes/ If you just close your eyes/ If you just close your eyes!

Deceived by my eyes/ All I was told I should see/ Opinions not mine/ The person they taught me to be/ One night in the dark/ A vision of someone I know/ And out of the darkness, I heard a voice say "I'm you!"

Inside of me, a light was turned on/ Then I was alive!

If you close your eyes, your life, a naked truth revieled/ Dreams you never lived and scars never healed/ In the darkness, light will take you to the other side/ You'll find me waiting there/ You'll see if youy just close your eyes!

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream/ Too close to the fire, yet cold and so numb with the pain/ But the fever has broken and the river has run to the sea/ Washed to the ocean and saved by a voice inside me!

Inside of me, a light was turned on/ Then I was alive!

Never thought I would be here/ So high/ In the air/ This was my unanswered prayer/ Defined by another/ So much wasted time/ Out of the darkness/ Each breath that I take will be mine!

Everyone cheered the red head on. She couldn't help but feel proud. "Now, finally, my tribute to one half one of my favorite tag teams. Jay, just so you know, this one's for Adam."

You think you know me.

On this day/ I see clearly/ Everything has come to life/ Bitter place/ And a broken dream/ And I'll leave it all behind/ On this day/ It's so real to me/ Everything has copme to life/ Another chance/ To chase a dream/ Another chance to feel/ Chance to feel alive!

I've been defeated and brought down/ OHH!/ Drop to my knees when hope ran out/ OHH!/ The time has come to change my ways!

On this day/ I see clearly/ Everything has come to life/ Bitter place/ And a broken dream/ And I'll leave it all/ Leave it all behind

YEEEAAAHHH!

I'll never long for what might've been/ NOW!/ Regret won't waste my life again/ OHH!/ I won't look back/ I'll fight to remain!

Fear will kill me/ All that could be/ Lift these sorrows/ Let me breathe/ Could you set me/ FREEEEEE!/ Could you set me/ FREEEEEE!

Again, Parker got a standing ovation. Everyone was cheering her on like she was the shit. She wanted to sing all her favorite wrestling theme songs, so, why not? "This one is from my favorite Diva of all time. And I honestly hope to meet her one day."

So fuck your rules, man!/ So fuck your rules, man!/ So fuck your rules, man!/ So fuck your rules, man!/

So fuck your rules, man/ You step up, you'll go down fast/ I've to release all the shit that has made up my past

So go let your sould dance, baby/ Time to free yourself at last/ Unshackle your life's spirit/ Fly away far from the past

She's like a lost flower/ Growing up through a crack/ In the bustling sidewalk/ Moving like a river/ So sad/ So hey, where we goin'?/ Tell me where we've gone/ Was there love and fury/ Energy and passion

So fuck your rules, man/ You step up, you'll go down fast/ I've to release all the shit that has made up my past

So go paint your face and proclaim thy warrior soul/ 'Cause life is a brutal fight until we show/ A shade of timelessness for we are all distinct/ And awaiting transcental release

So fuck your rules, man/ You step up, you'll go down fast/ I've to release all the shit that has made up my past

So go let your sould dance, baby/ Time to free yourself at last/ Unshackle your life's spirit/ Fly away far from the past

If there was one thing that Parker loved. it was feminine domination. And she was most definitely dominating. "What else should I sing?" She asked everyone. And she got many different answers. This was going to be a long night.

ok, so far:

Devious Diva: 5

The Most Kickass Nerd You've Ever Met: 3

Hardcore Princess: 1