Thresh provides one word at a time

Maya Normousbutt opened the door to her house, dripping wet. The rain was still pouring outside, and Maya Normousbutt shivered from the cold. She closed the door behind her and just stood there for a few moments at the entrance to her home, her arms outstretched at her sides, wetting the pink rug under her feet. She sighed loudly, creating a dramatic effect to her current condition, and only after standing there without purpose for five whole minutes she went to take a shower.

It didn't matter that she lived alone and no one saw her dramatic entrance. It really didn't matter.

After a most-needed shower, Maya Normousbutt covered her body with her extremely cute, pink and fluffy robe and went to clean the wet mess she left behind her at the entrance of her home. She kneeled down on the floor next to the small puddle and wiped it off with a towel, acting more slutishly than usual and pretending like someone was watching her.

After she was done with it, Maya Normousbutt got to her computer and logged into Facebook. One new comment on her Wall.

Her Wall.

Eeek!

She read the comment and frowned. It was from Stupid and Hot Scott Buttreeks.

'Saw an Oompa Loompa and thought about you.'

Humph.

Stupid and Hot Scott Buttreeks.

Maya Normousbutt started typing, smirking to herself while she did so.

'Saw a Naked Mole Rat humping a Blobfish and thought about you :)'

Heehee.

Maya Normousbutt decided to then check some of her favorite Hunger Games' characters Walls, to see if they received any new messages, and saw that one of her favorites, Thresh, did get a new message.

She first read his profile, because it was a necessity.

Thresh Profile Page

Name: Thresh.

Age: Eighteen.

Home: Eleven.

Current location: Home.

Interested in: Nothing.

In a relationship: No.

He had a way with words.

Maya Normousbutt scrolled down to check the comment President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent to him on March 18 at 14:26PM.

'That's it? A single word for every question in your profile? Spice it up a little! Have longer answers! Make it interesting for the readers!'

Thresh replied to him two minutes later.

'*growl*'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster replied a minute later.

'…or not. Whatever. Stay cool.'

The next message that showed was 'President Snow The Sexy Rooster has left the conversation.'

What a little chicken.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo then joined the conversation.

'Good. He's gone. So, Thresh, me and the other Careers wanted to throw another Hunger Games, you know, for fun. We formed an alliance, me and the other Careers, you know, 'cause we're hot and awesome and so totally cool. Want to join us?'

Thresh replied after taking a long time to carefully frame his answer.

'No.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo wrote to him a quick reply.

'Really? Are you sure? You should! ...not that I'm begging or anything, it's just that, you're a pretty strong guy. Not stronger than me, of course, after all I've killed you in the books… hmm… but you might be an asset. I suggest you reconsider my offer.'

Thresh took another full minute to think about it.

'No.'

Glimmer Loves Glitters then decided to join the conversation.

'Cum on, U will luv eet wid us *wink wink*'

Maya Normousbutt had to get her face closer to the screen to actually understand what Glimmer Loves Glitters was trying to say.

Thresh didn't take his time to think about his answer now.

'No.'

Clove then joined the conversation.

'Seriously, you want us to be your enemies? Don't you want to just join us and be in the best alliance ever?'

Thresh replied quickly.

'No.'

Glimmer Loves Glitters sent her next unreadable comment at 14:41PM.

'R U iven cipablle uf sayeen anyTHing oder than nnnoooo?'

God, that girl was making Maya Normousbutt's head hurt. She was in physical pain because of that girl's inability to speak in proper English.

As Maya Normousbutt was holding her head in pain, Thresh sent another comment.

'Yes.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent the next comment.

'You know what? We don't need you! Who cares if you're the strongest, most intimidating guy out there, ah? We have the boy from Three! I admit, he's not the smartest boy out there. He's also not the strongest boy here. And he doesn't run very fast, and he's afraid of his own shadow but dammit, he can cook! And that's - that's what really important in the Games!'

Thresh replied a few minutes later.

'*shrugs*'

The next thing Maya Normousbutt saw happening in the conversation was, 'Clove Dis Likes this.'

Ooh, clever.

Glimmer Loves Glitters didn't think so, apparently. Or maybe she did, Maya Normousbutt wasn't sure. She barely understood what that girl was writing.

'Deeed U reely shange UR usernAMe soo dat U kuld deslick dis?'

Clove Dis apparently understood what the infuriating Glimmer Loves Glitters was trying to write.

'He annoyed me.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent the next message.

'Good thinking, Clove, love! See, Thresh? That what happens when you mess with the Careers!'

Clove Dis was excited by Cato The Sexy Buffalo's comment.

'YEAH!'

Glimmer Loves Glitters was excited by something else.

'OMG, LOLOLOLOLOL, U rote Cluve luv! XD'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo ignored her comment.

'Where is Marvel, anyway? Didn't see him in a while. Do you know where he is, Glimmer?'

Glimmer Loves Glitters replied quickly.

'He tride tu sort theengs oUT wid Rue… Appeaaraently, she diiidn't furgiv heem fur keelin her.'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent her a quick reply.

'Oh god, he's already apologized! What more can he do?'

Maya Normousbutt rolled her eyes. Stupid Careers.

Thresh replied to Cato The Sexy Buffalo's comment rather quickly, and now he used more than one word.

'*growl growl growl*'

Well, okay, he used the same word three times, but it was still a pretty long comment.

Clove Dis sent the next comment.

'…I think we should leave, guys.' It seemed like she was rather scared of Thresh now that he was angry.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo replied to Clove Dis comment quickly.

'I agree! *swallowing hard* It doesn't mean we're afraid of you, Thresh. It only means we have more important things on our minds… OH MY GOD HE'S GETTING CLOSER! EVERY CAREER FOR HIMSELF!'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo has left the conversation.

Clove Dis has left the conversation.

Glimmer Loves Glitters has left the conversation.

The last and final comment came from Thresh, and concluded this conversation rather nicely.

'LOL.'

Oh, Thresh :)

Writing Glimmer's comments is actually really, really hard. I'm really starting to respect the people who actually write this way naturally.

Okay, so, I have a question to you.

Who do you ship with Katniss?

I ask this because I've seen so many Katniss/Cato stories lately, and I just wanted to see if more people love them or Peeta/Katniss.

I know that Gale/Katniss isn't an extremely popular couple on this site, at least not like Peeta/Katniss or Cato/Katniss, which is actually quite sad. I'm a HUGE Katniss/Gale supporter.

Hope you enjoyed the chapter, please review and answer the question 'cause it really interests me, and have a lovely day :)