Finnicken the cuddly animal

Maya Normousbutt was still in her house a few weeks later. She didn't dare getting out of it, she was just extremely terrified.

Thank God she didn't work and was naturally rich, because really, she would've been fired a long time ago if she had a work.

Maya Normousbutt ate a doughnut that morning (yes. A doughnut. She was depressed, she just had to eat a doughnut), then her phone rang.

She immediately rose from her seat, feeling shocked.

Someone was calling her.

Her. Maya Normousbutt.

Eeek!

She ran to the phone and held it to her ear excitedly. "Hello, this is Maya Normousbutt, who is this?"

"Oh, Maya," Came the voice of the oh-so-sexy yet oh-so-annoying Scott Buttreeks. He sounded smug. "Didn't see you for a long time. Finally decided that you should stay at home so that no one would see your enormous butt?"

Maya Normousbutt flushed.

"I – Well, you're just – You – I – SHUT UP!" She said loudly and lamely, not knowing what to say back to him and hating herself for not knowing what to say when she most needed to.

Damn her ability to think of awesome answers only after she needed them!

Maya could almost hear Scott's smiling. "Maya, Maya, Maya. Don't you have better insults than that?"

Maya was desperate for a respond. "I – You don't – Your butt is big!"

Maya Normousbutt hung up the phone quickly, then frowned at herself.

Your butt is big?

What a lame line she just said, she thought to herself bitterly as she logged into Facebook.

She checked a few Walls out, then noticed there's a new Wall that's related to the Hunger Games.

Seneca Crane's Beard's Wall.

Oh my.

Maya Normousbutt read his profile quickly, smiling.

Seneca Crane's Beard profile page

Name: Seneca Crane's beard.

Age: Have been on Seneca's face since he was sixteen. You do the math.

Home: Seneca's house.

Current location: On Seneca's face, duh.

Interested in: Growing. Not interested in being shaven.

In a relationship: I'm made of hair and I'm placed under a nose. I don't have many options.

Maya Normousbutt checked the… beard's, Wall. There was one new comment from Katniss Everdeen. The comment was received on April 15 at 14:09PM.

'Now someone made a profile page for Seneca's beard? I'm starting to think Facebook is not as trustworthy as I first thought it was.'

Peeta replied to her quickly.

'Oh, come on Katniss. Facebook is, like, the safest site ever!'

Beetee then joined the conversation.

'You didn't hear about the rapists and the killers on this site that make profile pages to seduce young girls – or young boys, each with his preference – into meeting them?'

Peeta Mellark posted the next comment.

'O.O Can… can people do that?'

Johanna Mason joined the conversation.

'You're an idiot.'

Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Beetee, Finnick Odair and Haymitch Abernathy liked her comment.

Primrose Everdeen, apparently, did not.

'Give him a break, you guys. It's not his fault he's an idiot.'

Peeta Mellark liked this.

Finnick Odair then joined the conversation.

'I smile every time I look at Seneca's beard. It's a cool beard. I like it. I want a beard like this.'

Effie Trinket then joined the conversation.

'No! Finnick, don't do it, DON'T TRY TO GROW YOURSELF A BEARD! IT WOULD MESS UP WITH YOUR ANGELIC FACE'S PERFECT PROPORTIONS!'

Annie Cresta sent the next comment.

'Not to mention how inconvenient it'd be for me. This might stop me from kissing you forever.'

Effie Trinket took her time to think about it.

'…

On second thought, grow a beard, Finnicken, sweetie.'

Haymitch Abernathy sent the next comment.

'It won't increase your non-existent chances with him, Efficken.'

Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Primrose Everdeen, Beetee and Johanna Mason liked this.

It took Effie Trinket seven minutes to send a response.

'Shut up.'

Haymitch Abernathy replied almost immediately.

'Really? 7 minutes and that's all you can come up with?'

Johanna Mason replied quickly.

'Seems like her growing up in the Capitol really did ruin several brain-cells in her not-existed brain.'

Beetee sent the next comment.

'This sentence doesn't even make sense. You see, she needs to have a brain to have brain-cells, and if she doesn't, then she can't have brain-cells to begin with.'

Johanna Mason replied a minute later.

'I swear to Santana Lopez, I'll chop your head off if you keep talking crap like that.'

Beetee didn't learn from her warning.

'It's not crap, I was just explaining to you why your sentence to Effie was incorrect!'

Johanna Mason sent the next comment.

'I have my axe in my hand, Volts, and I'm not afraid to use it.'

Katniss Everdeen then posted a comment too.

'You always have an axe in your hand.'

Peeta Mellark and Primrose Everdeen liked this.

Peeta Mellark sent her a comment.

'Oh, Katniss. My funny loaf *heart*'

Katniss Everdeen didn't like his comment apparently.

'*facepalm*'

Primrose Everdeen posted the next comment.

'You know, whenever you write the word 'loaf', I imagine you, hitting Katniss repeatedly on the head with bread, saying, 'loaf, loaf, loaf, loaf, loaf…''

Peeta Mellark replied quickly and shortly.

'*giggle*'

Annie Cresta sent the next and final comment.

'Finnicken reminds me of a cuddly animal.'

Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason and Effie Trinket liked this.

Over 1,320 reviews! Eeek! I'm ecstatic :D

I now have so many shirtless Finnicks, as well as a shitless Neville Longbottom (Heehee, I love spelling mistakes), and a shirtless and pantless President Snow. Which is… a bit disturbing, but awesome :)

Maimaiwoo – Hello :) Thank you so much! Your review made me smile :)
As for 'A Drop in the Ocean'… I'm not finished with this story, but I just don't have the power to finish it. One day I will. I have to, I'm so close to the end of the fic… but right now I really just don't have the power to continue. Sorry :\

Guest who said something about Hell's teeth – French! Google Translate really comes in handy at times like this :)

Hope you all have a lovely day :)