Effie Trinket's lady bits are blowing up!
'You have 1 new message'.
Maya Normousbutt looked at the sentence that appeared on her computer, shocked, for at least ten minutes.
And then she squealed. Loudly.
It was just beyond amazing. A new message? She has a new message?
Oh, what a happy day!
She immediately checked the new message, feeling happy and popular and excited.
That is, until she read what was written in that message.
'Miss Normousbutt, we're pleased to inform you that after spending more than 2,500 Capitol Coins in "Doughnut for everyone", you receive 1 Capitol Coin. Hurray and congrats!'
Humph.
Well, it was still a message, so Maya was happy.
She checked some of her favorite Hunger Games characters' Walls, and decided to stop at Foxface's Wall, one of her favorite characters ever.
Foxface profile page
Name: Sha'Nay Nay Shataniana.
Age: 16.
Home: District Five.
Current location: Next to the computer.
Interested in: Reading, being smart and intelligent, outsmart the other tributes, dancing between mines.
In a relationship: No :(
There was one new comment on her Wall, from Katniss Everdeen, and it was received on May 18 at 14:59PM.
'Wow. Sha'Nay Nay… It's just… Wow. I did not know that was your name.'
Foxface replied quickly.
'Yeah, well you never bothered learning it, ah, Girl on Fire? Because of you, now everyone will remember me as Foxface instead of Sha'Nay Nay Shataniana!'
Katniss Everdeen replied to Foxface's comment.
'You're welcome.'
Foxface sent the next comment.
'Humph.'
Peeta Mellark then joined the conversation.
'Katniss, loaf!'
Katniss Everdeen has left the conversation.
Primrose Everdeen then joined the conversation.
'Still hates you, ah?'
Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.
'Yeah. I don't know what to do! How can I be so foolish and choose Katniss Evergreen instead of Katniss Everdeen? I met Katniss Evergreen, and let me tell you, she had a little "Katniss Junior" down there between her legs, if you know what I mean.'
'I don't know what you mean.' Primrose Everdeen sent.
'Me neither,' Annie Cresta wrote.
Finnick Odair sent the next comment.
'And it's good that you don't. So, you met a person you met online? Are you a complete idiot?'
Peeta Mellark replied after a few seconds.
'Well…'
'Don't answer that.' Finnick Odair sent.
Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.
'How could I have known that Katniss Evergreen was a middle aged, creepy man? I had no idea! And you know something else? He didn't look even the slightest bit like Katniss!'
'Shocking.' Haymitch Abernathy sent.
Finnick Odair, Peeta Mellark, Annie Cresta, Primrose Everdeen, Effie Trinket and FoxFace liked this.
Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.
'I KNOW! I was so disappointed, I cried.'
Gale Hawthorne then joined the conversation.
'Katniss will never forgive you! She's not the one to forget! HA! Now I'm her only option!'
Peeta Mellark replied rather quickly.
'*sob sob*'
Effie Trinket then joined the conversation.
'OMG, you guys would never guess what just happened!'
'Nor do we want to know.' Haymitch Abernathy wrote.
Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, FoxFace, Primrose Everdeen and Gale Hawthorne liked this.
Effie Trinket replied after a few long minutes.
'-.-
So, anyway. I had to heat up some of my lady bits for my father, and it all blew up in his face!'
Foxface sent the next comment.
'…
I don't even know how to respond to that announcement.'
Annie Cresta, Peeta Mellark, Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne, Finnick Odair and Primrose Everdeen liked this.
Effie Trinket replied quickly.
'Left overs. I meant left overs. My God, this stupid IPhone. It keeps automatically guessing incorrect words.'
Haymitch Abernathy sent the next comment.
'So no blown up lady bits for your hungry father? Disappointing.'
Gale Hawthorne and Finnick Odair liked this.
Foxface sent the next comment.
'Should I be concerned, that IPhones know the word lady bits but don't know the word left overs?'
Gale Hawthorne wrote a reply.
'Oh, the technology these days…'
Effie Trinket apparently agreed with them.
'Yeah, this thing totally sucks. But I have a great case for it, it's all pink, and it has a picture of a penis on it!'
'Ooh, where did you buy it from? ;P' Peeta Mellark sent.
Effie Trinket replied quickly.
'I meant peacock. Jeez. I truly hate this piece of Shakira.'
Effie Trinket sent another comment, which was also the last comment in this conversation.
'Oh fudge it.'
Took the idea of the Autocorrect from Ellen :)
I hate Autocorrect. I mean, when I write "I didn't eat", and it automatically changes it to, "I didn't elephant", you just know there's something wrong with it. I have no idea how to deactivate it though, so I'm stuck with it.
*sigh*
On another note…
I'M GOING TO HUNGARY! :D
Finally, a vacation. I deserve one. And yay, Hungary! I've never been there before. I'm so happy right now :D
I'm leaving today, so no more updates until I return.
In two months.
…
Just kidding. Only four days. How lame is that?
Oh well. It's still a vacation, so I'm fine with that.
Oh, and yesterday I found out that Sam Claflin might play the brilliant Finnick Odair in Catching Fire.
I didn't know who he is until yesterday, but my God, he's SO HOT!
He has dimples. That's just so amazing. I love dimples, and he has dimples, and I love it.
I just love dimples.
So I'm extremely happy that maybe he'd get cast as Finnick. Maybe.
Random Quote:
My little three-year-old cousin walks into the room, looking very pleased with herself.
Her mother: Why are you so happy, sweetie?
My cousin: I'M STRONGER THAN CATS!
My God, little kids. I truly don't understand the way their mind works.
Hope you all have a lovely day :)