Harry Potter Invasion

Come on, crop... come on… mature…

Gosh, what takes the stupid crop so long?

Mature! Mature, you stupid crop!

An annoyed Katniss rolled her eyes as her crop just refused to mature and leaned back in her seat, staring at the computer screen without seeing a thing.

When did Farmville become so… boring?

Well, that was a rather stupid question. Farmville was always an extremely boring, stupid, pointless game.

The real question was, when did Katniss finally grow up from her 'Farmville dazed' state and realized this game was boring.

Still, even after realizing this game was pointless and boring, Katniss didn't close the site. Because she was faithful to the growing crop, and she just knew deep down inside of her that in the near hour or so the crop will mature.

All she had to do was wait.

. . .

Man, this was boring.

Katniss opened another tab and got into Facebook again. She looked at her profile, smiled, then saw that Peeta Mellark had a new friend.

Harry Potter YEAH!

Katniss raised an eyebrow.

What kind of a stupid name was that?

I mean, Beetee, Boggs, even Woof she could understand, but Harry?

Parents. They just don't know how to name their children properly.

She read his profile, to see who he was exactly.

Harry Potter YEAH! Profile Page

Name: Harry Potter, Harry Potter, YEAH!

Age: 17.

Home: Well, technically I live with the Dursleys… but Hogwarts is my real home! I *heart* Hogwarts!

Current location: In the Gryffindor Common Room… At Hogwarts, YEAH!

Interested in: Beating Voldemort, kissing Ginny, having adventures with my two best friends Ron and Hermione, Quidditch and being the awesome hero that I and everyone on this planet knows I am.

In a relationship: Currently dating Ginny Weasley, though if I keep reading all those slash stories about me and Draco Malfoy, I think I'll switch teams.

What a weirdo.

Katniss Everdeen immediately wrote him a comment on his Wall, which was received on June 22 at 13:23PM.

'Who the hell are you?'

Harry Potter YEAH! quickly responded.

'…seriously? You- you don't know who I am?'

Gale Hawthorne then joined the conversation.

'Did you participate in The Hunger Games?'

Harry Potter YEAH! sent the next comment.

'What are you talking about?'

An unknown weird girl named Hermione Granger (oh, what a name) was the next one to join the conversation.

'Harry, I think they're talking about those food contests. You know, where you need to eat a lot of food as fast as you can.'

What was she talking about?

Beetee sent her a quick reply.

'No no no, you stupid girl, we are talking about those games where you kill people in order to survive. 24 get into the arena. 24 get out of the arena. Only one get out of there not in a coffin.'

Hermione Granger immediately replied to Beetee's comment.

'*twitch twitch* Did you just call me stupid?'

Harry Potter YEAH! wrote yet another comment.

'Ooh, you shouldn't have said that! Not to Hermione Granger, who gets an O at every test she does!'

Beetee wasn't impressed by that.

'What does O stand for? Outrageous? *snicker snicker*'

A boy named Ron Weasley (what a horrid name. Nothing compared to Marvel) sent the next comment.

'Don't. Talk. To. Hermione. Bloody. Granger. Like. That.'

Harry Potter YEAH!, who was probably Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger's friend, replied to Ron's comment.

'Forget about that Ron, they don't know who I am!'

Ron Weasley immediately responded to that.

'WHAT! It's one thing to treat Hermione like that, it's a whole other thing not to know who Harry Potter is!'

Cato The Sexy Buffalo joined the conversation.

'So who is he?'

Ron Weasley replied quickly.

'Only the coolest, most awesome guy ever! You don't want to mess with him, he beat up the Dark Lord when he was just a baby!'

Katniss blinked.

Who the hell is the dark lord?

'…what?' Gale Hawthorne wrote, confused.

Harry Potter YEAH! sent the next comment.

'Yeah, well, I don't like to brag, but… When I was just a little baby, the darkest lord of all came to my house. He killed my parents, but wasn't able to kill me. I survived. I'm The Boy Who Lived. I then beat him several other times, and also found my father's BFF Sirius Black, had a run in with a Werewolf that was, also, one of my father's Best Friends and kissed the girl that I loved. Of course, during all that, I was still able to get great grades and was extraordinarily talented at Quidditch. The Dark Lord then killed me. I came back to life and killed him. I married the girl I love. Everything's good now.'

O…kay.

'Yeah, but did you ever win the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" four times in a row? Hmm?' Finnick Odair wrote, so very full of himself.

A guy named Draco Malfoy (oh! Finally, a normal name!) joined the conversation.

'So I guess that you read all those horrendous stories about us too, ah Potter?'

Peeta Mellark apparently knew very well who Draco Malfoy was.

'O. M. G. DRACO MALFOY! *loaf you loaf you loaf you loaf you loaf you*'

'What's up with The Bread Boy?' Draco Malfoy asked, confused.

Katniss Everdeen decided to finally send another comment.

'He's a big fan. Saw you in A Very Potter Musical and adored you ever since.'

Draco Malfoy took his time to reply.

'*shaking terribly* That. Woman. Was. Not. Me! For one, she was a woman. Two, I AM NOT DRAMATIC! Three, my father is Lucius Malfoy, not… *shudders* Dobby.'

Peeta Mellark sent the next comment.

'What? You're-you're not her? You're-you're a … a boy? You… I… What?'

Draco Malfoy replied quickly to Peeta's confused message.

'A Very Potter Musical has ruined my life. Like I need to draw Daddy a drawing of me, using the potty! He already knows I'm able to use it all by myself.'

Luna Lovegood joined the conversation.

'WATCH OUT FOR THE WRACKSPURTS!'

Okay, ignore her.

Johanna Mason sent the next comment.

'Okay, so… Two very successful books series, one Facebook? You need to go. Now.'

Haymitch Abernathy then joined the conversation.

'Oh, Johanna Sweetheart, don't be so hasty! So… is Dobby joining the conversation?'

'No, sorry.' Hermione Granger wrote.

Haymitch Abernathy sent the next comment a few seconds later.

'-.-

You're not welcome in here anymore. Leave.'

Katniss rolled her eyes at Haymitch's rude comment and wrote a nicer one.

'Don't be like that, Haymitch. They're guests! And anyway, this Draco guy is apparently half a Dobby.'

'Humph.' Draco Malfoy replied, annoyed.

A guy named Voldemort (heehee, what a stupid name) joined the conversation.

'The evilest guy ever has just arrived! *muhahaha*'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster was the next one to join the conversation.

'Evilest guy ever, ah? What did you do?'

'I killed people!' Voldemort replied proudly.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent the next comment a minute later.

'…that's all?'

Voldemort was confused by that.

'…isn't that enough?'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent a quick reply.

'LOL! Isn't he sweet? 'Isn't that enough?' Oh, you're hilarious, Voldy.'

Voldemort was getting rather annoyed with him, apparently.

'Yeah? And you think you're evil?'

Katniss Everdeen wrote a reply.

'He is evil.'

Finnick Odair, Peeta Mellark, Johanna Mason, Haymitch Abernathy, Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Gale Hawthorne liked this.

'Really? So what did you do?' Voldemort challenged.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent a reply.

'I made 24 kids between the ages of 12 and 18 to get selected… ah, randomly… to a game where they must kill each other in order to survive. Almost every winner's family is getting killed, some of the victors turn into whores, like dear Finnicken over here, and some of them turn mad.'

It took Voldemort several minutes to reply to that.

'…I killed my grandparents.'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster sent an extremely quick reply.

'*gasp!* You evil, evil monster!'

Luna Lovegood sent the next comment.

'Why do you call yourself a rooster? Are you a Roosterbooster, the roosters that are able to talk and poop rainbows?'

President Snow The Sexy Rooster replied quickly.

'No, I'm afraid not. It's just a silly game between Cato and I )'

'Humph.' Cato The Sexy Buffalo sent.

Buttercup joined the conversation.

'*hiss*'

Crookshanks, which was apparently also a cat, sent him a quick reply.

'*hiss*'

Hermione Granger was apparently very touched by that.

'Aww, look at them, bonding :)'

'*HISS!*' Buttercup sent.

'*HISS!*' Crookshanks replied.

'*ripping open Crookshanks' neck using his teeth* *HISS!*' Buttercup sent.

Hermione Granger immediately sent a comment.

'NO! CROOKSHANKS!'

Katniss Everdeen coughed awkwardly.

'Ahh… Yeah… Sorry about that. Buttercup is not really good with other creatures…'

Enobaria My-Teeth-Belong-In-Your-Neck sent the final comment.

'*wiping a tear from her eye* I'm so proud of him :)'

Harry Potter Invasion :)

So, school's bad. I had a huge math test today… and it's only the beginning of week 2, so… yep. I hate school.

But I'm still alive, so that's good.

Okay, so Harry Potter is by far my favorite book series ever. I love it even more than I love The Hunger Games, and that says something. So if you didn't like how I laughed about it, then just know that I love anything about the book series. Well, except for the couples and how my two favorite characters died (Fred and Sirius, may you rest in peace), but that's why Fanfiction is here, right?

Also, there's this new story that's called "This is War", and it's a 24/24 collaboration of the 34th annual Hunger Games, and I'm writing the District Seven male tribute!

The first chapter of the story, with the reaping of the District One tributes was published just today, so I'd really really really appreciate it if you read and review, because it's going to be awesome :)

Random… event:

*my mom vacuumed bugs and moths in our house. One moth was apparently a super-smart moth, and it always escaped the vacuum cleaner and flew away*

My mom:"I feel really bad about killing all of those bugs with the vacuum cleaner… it's such a sad way to die."

*the moth flew to the floor and stayed there*

My mom: "Quick, don't let it escape!" *stomping on it repeatedly and enthusiastically until it's smeared on the floor.*

Me: "You're right mom. It is a nicer way to die."

Hope you all have a lovely day :)