Lilith: For those of you who have read my profile you have probably been waiting for this...
Bayonetta: I'm not much for the talkative types. How about we have a little fun, instead? You did plan on having fun with me, right? There'll be plenty of time for pillow talk afterwards.
Lilith: I know I know mother.
Ghirahim: WHAAAAA?! SHE'S YOURE MOM!?
Lilith: Yup.
Vaati: This is going to be fun...
And so the day began with bayonetta's constant persistance that she bring Lilith out shopping...
Bayonetta: Come on! Lets go! I want to show you that pair of shoes that I thought you'd like!
Lilith: Do I really look like I could use a new pair of shoes right now!?
Bayonetta: Oh, come on! I just want to show them to you!
Lilith: Yes, those shoes and like fifty other pairs!
Bayonetta: Oh come on! I just want to take you shoe shopping!
Lilith: Why?! Why shoe shopping?!
Bayonetta: Because, I want to spend time with you and when I was little...
Lilith: Yes we all know your story, your mother was imprisoned for life and she couldnt take you any where and any time you spent together was precious.
Bayonetta: I know you hate shoe shopping but come on mother-daughter time?
Lilith: Mom, I'm 2 millenia, I think I've out lived all my years we should have had mother-daughter time.
Bayonetta: So your saying that your too old.
Lilith: Y e s.
Bayonetta: Fine, I'll just ask Luka to come with me instead.
Luka(frm Bayonetta):* Jumps out of nowhere* WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bayonetta: Not you cheshire!
Luka(Vocaloid): Really I get to go shopping with Masuka's mom?! ARIGATO BAYONETTA-SAMA!
Bayonetta: See, Luka's excited, why aren't you?
Lilith: Because. I. Hate. Shoe. Shopping.
Bayonetta: How much?
Lilith: Just as much as you hate cockroaches and crying babies.
Bayonetta: Alright then, lets be off!
Random guy from Zelda C-G-I games: SQADALA! WE ARE OFF!
THE END...
Vaati and Ghirahim: 0kAy, wtf was that at the end?
Lilith: I love multi crossovers! Bayonetta, Luka and that weirdo from the CGI crap all belong to their respective owners. DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW PM AND FAVORITE! Oh yeah forgot to mention something, if you can guess where I got the idea of the name of this chappy from you get a cookie. (Hint: It's from Bayonetta, It's a dance video but in order to get the cookie you have to tell me more about it!) Luv ya ~_^!