Good, Bad or Vagina.
As an artist, Peeta loved to look outside when the sun was rising and paint every single thing that created those beautiful, extraordinary sunrises.
So one day, he woke up extra early to paint the amazing sunrise outside. It took him a while to finish it. Only at noon he finished with his painting. He looked at it, proud of his work, and looked at the sun outside, which was now bright in the middle of the sky.
He then looked at his painting, to see if the sun he painted looked close to reality.
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Looks good!
He immediately ran downstairs to show his two loving brothers the new painting he made.
They looked at it with a confused look. "Is that a bug?"
Annoyed, Peeta returned to his room. His brothers knew absolutely nothing about art.
Primitives.
Still quite annoyed, Peeta got into Facebook, and saw that a new account was made.
Mrs. Everdeen.
Oh, how lovely was that! Katniss's mother. Now that's awesome!
Peeta immediately sent her a friends request, which she confirmed a few seconds later, and with a big smile Peeta watched his list of friends growing.
Almost seven, yippee!
He immediately turned to look at her profile, because she was Katniss's mother, which, of course, meant she was awesome. They were sharing the same genes, after all.
Mrs. Everdeen's Profile Page
Name: Ahh… Mrs. Everdeen?
Age: Around 40.
Home: District Twelve.
Current location: In front of the computer.
Interested in: …I don't know. God, that Suzanne Collins woman. She wrote nothing about me!
In a relationship: A widow :(
Peeta decided to be the first one to write on her Wall, and so, on July 13 at 15:56, he sent her a message.
'Ahh. My loaf's mother. So nice to finally meet you, my dear, dear lady.'
Mrs. Everdeen replied almost immediately.
'Why, thank you, Peeta!'
Peeta Mellark immediately wrote another comment.
'Now, that we're formally introduced… Can I ask for your daughter's hand?'
Again, Mrs. Everdeen was quick to reply.
'Yes! Yes, yes, a million times YES!'
Katniss Everdeen, his beautiful, amazing Katniss, joined the conversation.
'MOM!'
Oh, how sweet was she? She probably got extremely excited because he wanted to marry her. And why wouldn't she be excited?
Her mother wrote the next comment.
'What? I thought this day would never come! Oh, a guy that is in love with my unattractive, grumpy kid! It makes me feel so happy and proud!'
Unattractive? grumpy? How could she say that?
…okay, maybe there was some truth in her words…
Katniss wrote the next comment.
'Mom. I don't like him.'
Gale Hawthorne joined the conversation.
'Yeah, you tell her, Catnip!'
'Shut up Gale.' Katniss wrote.
Heehee. Katniss was just so totally awesome!
Peeta Mellark decided to get some sense into his lovely Katniss.
'But Katniss, all that's left for us to do now is getting married. We already fought in an arena against 22 other kids, we survived, we then returned to the arena, you got pregnant, and now the next step is to get married! Simple.'
Katniss apparently didn't see the simplicity in this.
'I loathe you.'
'And I loaf you! *heart*' Peeta sent back, figuring that what she really meant to write was loaf but because she was kind of an idiot sometimes she didn't spell it right.
Clove Dis then joined the conversation.
'Mrs. Everdeen, seriously, what turned your daughter into such an annoying, depressed girl?'
Mrs. Everdeen replied to Clove Dis' comment a minute later.
'*sigh* I don't know. And she was such a happy person when she was a kid! Ooh, you know, I actually wrote so many things that she did when she was a kid to embarrass her when she'll get older!'
Katniss Everdeen immediately wrote a response.
'What?! You've never told me about that!'
Mrs. Everdeen sent the next comment.
'That's because I wanted to take you by surprise when I embarrass you.'
'Humph.' Was Katniss's response to that.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo joined the conversation.
'Well, go on then! Let's hear it.'
Peeta nodded his head eagerly. Oh, how much he wanted to see a different, kinder side of his precious Katniss!
Mrs. Everdeen sent the next comment.
'Okay, there was this one time when she decided that she was a cat. So she started walking on four in our district and told everyone to call her "Miss Pikookoo" from now on. She was just so stupid!'
'MOM!' Came the outraged comment from Katniss.
Haymitch Abernathy decided to join the conversation, too.
'Oh, Miss Pikookoo, don't be so ashamed. I'm sure you were better as a cat than as a human.'
Well, ouch.
Clove Dis, Gale Hawthorne, Mrs. Everdeen and Cato The Sexy Buffalo all liked this.
Peeta Mellark wrote the next comment.
'You know, Katniss, I don't want to brag, but when I was three years old, I acted like a bread and told everyone to call me "Bready the Bread Bread". Now, I know it's far more sophisticated than you, acting like a simple street cat, but I'm sure now you're more creative than what you were back then.'
Gale Hawthorne replied after a minute of no-comments.
'Peeta, just… don't. Just don't.'
Peeta frowned. Why didn't Gale like what Peeta wrote?
He frowned even more when he saw that Katniss Everdeen, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Clove Dis and Haymitch Abernathy liked Gale's comment.
Traitors.
Mrs. Everdeen sent the next comment.
'Ooh, I found the song Katniss wrote when she was three years old! Who wants to hear it?'
Gasp! Katniss wrote a song? It's similar to a poem!
Oh, they were SO meant to be!
Haymitch Abernathy sent a reply to Mrs. Everdeen's question.
'I know I sure do.'
Peeta Mellark liked this comment quickly, and Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Clove Dis did the same.
Katniss Everdeen sent the next comment.
'It's not… too embarrassing, right?'
Mrs. Everdeen replied quickly.
'No, no, of course it's not too embarrassing. You'd love it.'
'Okay. Good.' Katniss wrote in response, obviously relieved.
Mrs. Everdeen sent a new comment a minute later.
'Okay, here it is:
"I don't know if I'm good or bad.
Am I good or bad?
I don't know.
How will I be able to know if I'm good or bad?
Good good good good good good good good.
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad…"'
Katniss Everdeen somehow interrupted this song with a comment.
'Okay. That's not that bad…'
Mrs. Everdeen continued posting the song.
'"…good is a male? Or is it a female?
Who knows, who knows.
For example, let's think about vaginas –"'
Again, Katniss magically interrupted the comment.
'Oh God mother!'
'What? You wrote that.' Mrs. Everdeen replied.
Peeta Mellark just stared at the screen for a few seconds before he wrote a comment to express the way he feels about Katniss's song.
'You wrote about a vagina? That's icky!'
Gale Hawthorne sent the next comment a second after Peeta's comment was sent.
'You were three years old. Why did you write about a vagina? Why not… bunnies?'
'She said that bunnies are not as impressive as vaginas.' Mrs. Everdeen wrote.
Katniss Everdeen sent the next comment.
'You said it's not embarrassing!'
Mrs. Everdeen replied after a few long seconds.
'…I lied.'
'What!' Katniss sent, shocked by her mother's lie.
'I told you before, I want to take you by surprise when I embarrass you. That's what mothers do.' Mrs. Everdeen wrote simply, like it was supposed to be obvious.
Clove Dis then sent the next comment.
'I thought it was beautiful *evil smirk*'
Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Haymitch Abernathy liked this.
Peeta didn't. I mean, this song was about vaginas. What's so beautiful about it?
Yuck.
Mrs. Everdeen then sent another comment.
'Now, who wants me to tell about the time Katniss ran naked in the district and believed she was an eel?'
And to that, Katniss replied with a simple, frustrated '*facepalm*'.
NEW CHAPTER! :D
And posted two days after my last update. Was just so excited about FINALLY finishing rewriting everything that I just had to write a new chapter :)
I took the whole idea of this chapter from real life. Because, apparently, I was an extremely dumb girl and wanted everyone to call me "Miss Pikookoo" or another dumb name as I acted like a cat when I was three years old.
My mom actually wrote every embarrassing thing I did when I was young on the computer to show it to me later when I grow up. So she, my younger sister and I all looked at the screen of the computer as my mom read to us every embarrassing little thing I did, but I didn't care because she said that next is going to be things that my sister said and did when she was young. So I figured, hmm, she's kinda dumb, so maybe she was dumb as a kid too?
No. Apparently, she was a very intelligent and smart kid, and everything that came out of her mouth was smart.
She laughed at me a lot that day.
And the song about the vagina? Yeah, that's a song I wrote when I was three. I have no idea what was wrong with me.
My mom thinks I was adorable. I think I was incredibly stupid.
Oh, and I tried to be creative with Peeta's sun. Just know that this thing is supposed to be a sun.
I want to recommend you all the story, "Life Of The Party," by JoshuaEvans123. It's about Annie and Finnick's son and Snow's granddaughter, and, obviously, the hunger games. It's a really good story, and you should read it :)
So! I expect to have TONS of reviews for updating so fast. And because I got an F on my math test (sob sob) and it upsets me. And because it's a new chapter after months of rewritten chapters.
So yeah. I expect reviews.
Hope you all have a lovely day! :D