Lilith: Well, jeez when they say time flys they sure do mean it sorry about not updating anything lately this will probably be my last one before the one on new years so yeah enjoy the holiday while it lasts.
Lilith: Hey guys do you know what time it is?
Ghirahim, Vaati, Bayonetta and the Vocaloids: ADVENTURE TIME! With Finn and Jake.
Lilith: NO! YOU IDJITS! ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Ghirahim: You and I makeout under the mistletoe?
Lilith: MMmmmm... Sounds good yes but no. NEXT!
Luka: Kaito-sama and I makeout under the mistletoe?
Lilith: uggghhhh, NO! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT DON'T INVOLVE MAKINGOUT UNDER THE MISTLETOE?!
Vaati: Let me guess, you need our help to make a Christmas fanfiction. Right?
Lilith: yes, precisely.
Kaito: I have an idea!
Lilith: Does it involve makingout under the misletoe?
Kaito: No.
Lilith: Then please, indulge me.
Kaito: Well we could just make something totally random that has nothing to do with anything except Christmas.
Lilith: So you mean I just make a Fanfiction like all the others but with Christmas? Alright. LETS DO THIS! OH BUT ONE LAST THING BEFORE WE START there will be themes in each short and for each theme you guess right in the Reviews you get a snack your choice and if you guess them ALL right you get a suprise!
And thus the ultimate Christmas fanfic was born...
SHORT#1
Lilith:* In an unusually relaxed vioce* It sure is nice during the holidays, don't you think so Ghirahim? I mean everything just seems to harmonize with everything and everyone actually gets along heck even Mero stopped attacking us.
Ghirahim:* Also in a relaxed voice* Yeah, it is nice. You know... Since the Vocaloids are busy at the lab with everyone else and nobodys going to attack us we have a few minutes alone for once...
Lilith: Yeah... You know since we're alone, maybe you could do something you should have done a while ago? Like ya know...Involves us too... Nobody else around...
Ghirahim:* Grabs her wrists and pulls her into a kiss that lasts for about a minute*
Lilith: * With pink rost cheeks* Well, you we're close... It does involve a kiss...
Ghirahim: * Lowers her arms down and looks her in Eyes* Then what is it that you want? Anything that you ask for I will give to you.
Lilith:* As serious as ever* I want you to marry me.
Ghirahim: * Lets go of her wrists* Okay, anything but that.
Lilith: Ughh. Seriously Ghirahim, six and a half years and four kids later and STILL NO RING!
Ghirahim: Look I can explain...
END OF SHORT...
SHORT#2
Britney: THIS IS THE PIZZA CRUSTY CRAP PIZZA DELIVORY CRUSTY CRAP IS A PIECE OF CRAP PIZZA YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
GaBy: Hey, Britney can you do me a favor?
Britney: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ISSSSSS IT!
GaBy: STOP BEING A CREATURE MADE PURELY OF OBNOXIOUSNESS AND START HELPING ME PUT ORNAMENTS ON THE TREE!
Britney: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... NO!
Clara: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST HAD MY 80TH GLASS OF EGG NOGG TODAY AND I AM SUPER HIGH!
Mew: WHITE GIRL SAY WHAT?! GIMME SOME OF DAT!
GaBy: Oh BoY.
short#3
Lilith: Every Christmas old Santa leaves presents for me
He leaves plenty of packages under the tree
But this year I have a suprise for Saint Nick
And It's something thats going to give him a kick!
Meiko: Vat is it Masuka?
Lilith: I'm giving Santa a PIKACHU this christmas!
Meiko: A vat?
Lilith: A Pikachu.
Meiko: WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Lilith: * Face-Palm*
SHORT #4
While in the mall...
Bayonetta: * Runs over to the shoe store* Oh look at these prada shoes! Would'nt they just look wonderful on me?
Lilith: * While lacking enthusiasum* Yes thats what every one wants this Christmas; those shoes on your feet, ugh come on lets do some REAL Christmas shopping ya know FOR OTHER PEOPLE!
Bayonetta: Hmph! Darling you should stop being so selfish!
Lilith: Don't worry Mom I'll get those shoes for you.
Bayonetta: REALLY!
Lilith: For Christmas! Now come on!
Bayonetta: * Does that thing where she rolls her eyes and tilts her head*
Lilith: Hey guys sorry I couldn't think of one last short Oh and vif you want to see if your answers were right you can check them on my profile! see ya! oh yeah one last thing sorry for tardiness... yeah I was having some problems coming up with ideas... yeah... luv ya ^_-