Chapter DOS! Matt, Klaine/Raine, and crazy people

(I don't own Glee)

Matt Rutherford: If you know what's good for you, DO. NOT. TRANSFER. TO. SPOYLA. HIGH. SCHOOL.

Blaine Anderson: I've heard great things about Spoyla!

Matt Rutherford: It's crazy!

Kayla Juniper: Whyyy? We love you, Matthias!

Josh Jackson: Do you love me, K?

Kayla Juniper: ocilu! urmbf!

Josh Jackson: ocilu2! urmgf!

Matt Rutherford: GOTTA GET BACK TO MCKINLEY!

Blaine Anderson: It's gonna be, TOTALLY AWESOME!

Kurt Hummel: Did someone say Kurt Hummel?

Mercedes Jones: You guys are so WEIRD!

Blaine Anderson: We prefer Starkids.

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Blaine Anderson: has figured out what Klaine is: :D

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David Thompson: It took you this long?

Wes Montgomery: We had it figured out right when Kurt transferred!

Kurt Hummel: Even I knew what it was.

Blaine Anderson: Wait WHAT?

Blaine Anderson: Why didn't you tell me?

Kurt Hummel: Why didn't you ask me?

Rachel Berry: Raine is better than Klaine.

Blaine Anderson: It could never work, Rach.

Kurt Hummel: Back off, Berry. Remember, I know where you live.

Rachel Berry: Stalker.

Kurt Hummel: I've been there, like, twice. At Valentine's Day and the Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza. Blaine, I'm still mad about you for those.

Rachel Berry: Why does my house always get involved when there's Klaine relationship problems?

Blaine Anderson: Wait, Rachel knew too? Did everyone know about this except me?

Rachel Berry: Been there.

Will Shuester: So I'm not the only one with relationship troubles?

Kurt Hummel: Yeah...

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Will Shuester: Whose side are you on?

Kurt Hummel: *chooses to ignore you*

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Matt Rutherford: Transferring back to McKinley!

Mike Chang: Seriously?

Kayla Juniper: Why, Matthias?

Matt Rutherford: *defriends Juniper*

Matt Rutherford: *and JJacks, while I'm at it*

Puck: Juniper? JJacks?

Kayla Juniper: Moi and my darling

Josh Jackson:, of course!

Harry Potter: first of all, don't ask. second of all, it's Artie. third of all, hacker!

Puck: You actually did it? That's hilarious!

Harry Potter: wait, I didn't have to?

Puck: Of cpourse not!

Artie Abrams: I hate you, Puckerman.

Hannah Montana: Artie, you are so amazing and not a hacker!

Puck: ARTHUR!

Puck is so amazingly amazing and not a hacker: haha retaliation.

Matt Rutherford: This from me transferring?

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A/N: Yup, Matt and Klaine are Starkids. :) Also, Puck and Artie dueled. :D Please review!

My utmost thanks to:

ImMorgan, for putting this on your story alert.

silvrd21, for putting this on your favorite stories list.

Rose Silverpen, for being my first reader and just for putting up with my crazy.

Numbuh07WasHere: Thank you for being my first reviewer EVER! Here's an update for you!

You guys are awesome.