Sorry I haven't updated in what seems like forever. I was focusing on maintaining a social life, sorry. xD I'm going to break the rules and do FOUR rants (such a badass, eh?).

I understand that people on here create FANFICTIONS due to their pleasing, and you may be annoyed with this, but I don't want to see any complaining. So scream into your pillow, if you don't agree with me. I know that sounds harsh, it's just that it annoys me when people PM a rant filled paragraph about something they don't agree about. My opinion says it all.

Disclaimer: We've been over this already. . .

ZOE AND PERCY SITTING IN A TREE. . .

Percy and Zoe never had chemistry. Yes, Zoe thinks Percy is different from other males, though that doesn't mean she would ever quit the hunt for him. She's dead. I really don't think that Percy would want to date a ghost. Half the time she was on the quest with Percy, she couldn't get over the fact that he was there, in her presence. Zoe seems like a cool girl, and Percy shares connections with her. . . water y'know. . . something like that. BUT they just aren't ment to be.

No, just no.

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO. . .

I know that there are not so many stories having to do with Truth or Dare, but some of the stories out there a freaking weird. When people submit requests, I automatically search for a story that has to do with the topic. Let me tell you a story, I was on that side of fanfiction the other day, and I didn't read the rating (why me?! D:). So it said 'Truth or Dare', and the summary didn't seem perverted, so I did what was natural . . .I clicked on it. I baby barfed like ten times in mouth. That story so happened to portray a question 'what if Camp Half-Blood turned into a porno movie?', you probably get the idea if not . . . lucky you, bless your soul.

Most of the T or D stories on here, have all the same dares and have amateurs writing them. Hey, that may seem rude. . . even I am a amateur writer, I'm not perfect. Though, I know how to make sense while writing a story. People will get better, I've become better. Just you should probably wait to write a story if you still have the spelling average of a second grader.

I LOVE YOU NICO DI ANGELO

Oh my gosh, I'm going to have a BF (bitch fit, White Chicks anyone? xD)! Nico and Thalia, will never ever be a couple! She's not going to quit the hunt for him, Nico isn't going to magically age to fifteen, so he and Thalia can be together. Thalia isn't going to wait for him to age, and eventually quit the hunt. No, no, and NOOO! I have so-o-o many reasons of why they shouldn't, and will never be a couple. You would be here all day. Yes, I admit I read Thalico stories, and some of them are quite cute. . . it's just the idea of the pairing is so ridiculous! Remember the age difference, they may not look like their age, but they techniqually are. (O_o)

'CAUSE MY WEAPON IS BETTER THAN YOURS' I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO. . . kill you.

Jason Grace used to have an imperial gold coin that could either change into a spear/gladius. Here's the catch, it doesn't return to him as soon as he looses it. Rick basically threw the weapon away at the beginning of the Lost Hero.

Percy Jackson still, well maybe (MoA spoiler) has his trusty pen/sword, Riptide. Dude, it comes back to him when he looses it . . . though he has to have pockets. Riptide was wielded by Hercales, OMFG! I don't really like the guy, though it's a shame I got a free poster of him, what a shame . . . wouldn't even help your own brother out (ok, ok . . . you hardly knew him, but still you're mean).

No need to compare Riptide and um. . . whatever it's named. Percy Jacksons' weapon is better hands down, eventhough he doesn't get two weapon choices. . .

Yay, I'm done. So yeah. I recommend you check out this fan made film on Youtube from the Last Olympian, Percy and Annabeth's special moment. ;D I forgot the title, but I'm pretty sure you'll find it.

-XxThisMyFriendIsAPenxX