Dear Diary,
Well, it's the last day of the month. That makes me both sad and happy. Sad because there's not going to be another January for the next twelve months, and happy because Valentine's Day is coming up! I'll get to ask Peach to the prom. I've wanted to ask her for years, but I've never had the courage.
Anyway, so I'm finally out of my wheelchair. I still have crutches, though. Those things are even harder to use than the wheelchair! Luigi has to carry me around the house now. I feel even worse now. I bet he's really embarrassed. So I tried to make him lasagna to make up for it. But it got burnt again three times (dumb oven) so I just ordered him Mexican food instead. I don't think he liked it that much. Considering he puked afterwards.
Luigi took down the Christmas decorations today. I was proud of him. Why? I don't know. I just was. And then earlier I started crying for no reason…I think I have emotional problems. They were probably caused by the trauma of my broken leg and that dumb back flip book.
So yesterday I saw Wario walking down the street. I thought that was dumb because he's on the run, and if he didn't want people to catch him, he's not doing it right. I called the cops on him, but he ran away, so they didn't catch him.
I feel so proud of myself. I learned a new word this month! Well, actually I learn a new word every month, thanks to my "Word a Month" calendar. Every day I see that word, and then it's definition gets shoved into my brain. So now I can use it. This month's word was "hyperactive". Now I know that that's what I am sometimes. Especially when I go Goomba stomping.
Anyway, I am now officially weirded out. I just saw Bowser dancing in the middle of the street. *shakes head to clear brain* I really need to forget that. It was just…unnecessary. As a matter of fact, I think he was doing the disco…and he was doing it WRONG! How do you mess up doing the disco? That's what I'd like to know.
Well, so far my new diary has been holding up. I copied everything from my old diary to my new one. This new one has the same picture on the front but it's blue.
I should probably go ask Luigi to carry me somewhere to get food. Or maybe I could just ask him to do it for me. But I'm not sure he would actually do that, him being my brother and all. I think he hates me. There's no way he would do me any favors.
Well, I should go. Later!
-Mario-
Poor Mario...