Chapter QUATRO! Will, Westiny, and a sword fight
(The own Glee related stuff I own are 10 of the CDs, Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD, the Magic 8 Ball, and my stories. I own Destiny Gaffley!)
Will Shuester: I killed Klaine! Blaine, please forgive Kurt! You know he didn't mean it! For a while, everyone thought he was cheating on you with Sam, remember? But he cares about you so much that he didn't, though he could. Please, Blaine, trust him!
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Kurt Hummel: Thanks, Mr. Shue.
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Blaine Anderson: Kurt, why are you so darn hard to hate?
Kurt Hummel: 'cause you LOOOOVE me!
Rachel Berry: Seriously. He's been living at my house for three days, Blaine.
Wes Montgomery: He can live in the Warbler council dorm!
David Thompson: First, you changed your password! Second, why so eager, Wesley?
Thad Harwood: Yes, Wesley. Why so eager to have a young, single, man join our dormitory? Or is their something you haven't told us?
Wes Montgomery: If Destiny read that, she'd strangle me.
Destiny Gaffley: Oh would I, Wesley?
Wes Montgomery: ...crud. GUYS, I'M, I LIKE GIRLS. A GIRL. DESTINY! I DON'T LIKE GUYS!
Kurt Hummel: Homophobe.
Wes Montgomery: What? Blaine's my second best friend!
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, Wes, no one really cares about you.
Wes Montgomery: Good to know I'm loved, tenth best friend. (Destiny, David, Thad, Kurt, Trent, Nick, Jeff, Andrew, Puck, Blaine)
Blaine Anderson: PUCK'S higher than me?
Puck: Gee, thanks, Anderson.
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Santana Lopez: Well, it took two weeks, but I'm done. Brittany Susan Pierce knows how to use Facebook!
Brittany Pierce: I posted a comaned!
Santana Lopez: Comment, Brittany.
Brittany Pierce: I did!
Santana Lopez: *facepalm*
Brittany Pierce: Whats *facepalm*?
Kurt Hummel: I pity thou, Satan. Er- Santana.
Santana Lopez: *kills Kurt Hummel*
Brittany Pierce: Stop the violins.
Kurt Hummel: *comes back to life*
Santana Lopez: So. We meet again.
Kurt Hummel: So so. It's been really long.
Santana Lopez: So so so. Too long!
Kurt Hummel: So so so so. Wait. Wasn't this from a tv show?
Santana Lopez: Oh yeah!
Kurt Hummel: Anyway... *pulls out sword dramatically* EN GARDE!
Santana Lopez: What does your sword look like? Mine has a golden hilt and silver blade with "SANTANA" written in rubies on the hilt and "LOPEZ" in emeralds on the blade. *pulls out sword*
Kurt Hummel: Gryffindor AND Slytherin? Conflict much? Anyway, mine has a sapphire hilt and bronze blade. "HUMMEL SWORD" is on the entire sword in rubies. (yeah, I'm a Ravenclaw!)
Santana Lopez: I have no idea what you're talking about. LET THE FIGHT... BEGIN! *jabs at your shoulder*
Kurt Hummel: OW! *pokes your knee*
Santana Lopez: Oh... *chops your left arm*
Kurt Hummel: *dodges*
Santana Lopez: But my sword has +5 million accuracy! You can't dodge it!
Kurt Hummel: AH! MY LEFT ARM! *swings at your right arm*
Santana Lopez: AH! MY RIGHT ARM! *chops at your head, but misses, chopping off your hair*
Kurt Hummel: AH! MY HAIR! *chops off your ponytail in retaliation*
Santana Lopez: AH! MY PONYTAIL! *aims for your head, but just jabs you in the cheek*
Kurt Hummel: AH! MY CHEEK! *chops off your right leg*
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, this may be a bad time, but if you win the sword fight I'll take you back!
Santana Lopez: Seriously, Anderson? You motivate him? *steals Artie's chair, then chops off Kurt's right leg*
Kurt Hummel: *chops off Santana's head* I WIN! COME HERE, ANDERSON!
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A/N: Yay cliffy (kinda)! Please review or Kurtana shall kill you with their swords!
Ok, now time for a serious note. Guys, I love it when you add this to your story alerts, but could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review? And not just "this is cool, update soon!" I. Update. Daily. Please, constructive criticism? Or you could just tell me about your day. But, anyway, rEvIeW!
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