Dear Diary,
February is here! *does happy dance* Well, now that I've got that out of my system…want to know something weird that happened yesterday? Well, I was eating dinner in the dining room when I heard a ruckus coming from outside. I walked outside to see (by the way my leg is healed) and I almost had a heart attack. Toad and Toadette were having a mushroom fight in the backyard! I yelled at them to go away. I limped back inside to finish eating and my food was gone. And guess who ate it? Luigi. I got really mad at him, but I knew I shouldn't hurt my own brother, so I decided to go bash Bowser's head in instead. So I did. I stomped on him and he roared and breathed fire at me. But I must have been a little off my game, because he actually hit me, and I got burnt. Now I have bandages wrapped around my face.
Oh, yeah! Two days ago I bashed Wario's head in and got him put back in jail. But when I read the newspaper this morning, it said that he escaped again! I got really mad.
Anyway, I like lasagna. It tastes good, like pepperoni. And pepperoni is good. Anyone who doesn't think so is an idiot and has a monkey for a mom.
So, there's a mouse in my house. (haha, that rhymes) I woke up and went downstairs and I saw it. It was crawling around in a stocking that Luigi forgot to put away a few weeks ago. I yelled at him and he bashed the mouse with a broom until it died. That took a while, because Luigi is weak. I'm sure if I would've done it the mouse would've been dead in one hit. *strikes pose*
Luigi just came into my room and said that I'm as weak as an ant. But ants are strong. They can carry three times their own weight. Well, leaf-cutter ants can, anyway.
Well, I'm tired. So I'm going to go to bed. *throws diary across room*
-Mario-
P.S. Sorry this entry was short.