Dear Diary,
Well, Valentine's Day is almost here! I'm so excited! Why? Well, I finally got up the nerve to ask Peach to the prom. And she said YES! *does happy dance* I took a dancing class yesterday, and it didn't go so well. I just hope I improve before the Valentine's Prom. *sigh* But judging by how things are going now…I doubt I'll be able to impress her. So I'll just have to use my looks instead.
Anyway, enough about my dancing. Let's talk about what life has been like for me lately.
Yesterday, Luigi came into my room without knocking like he always does and I started yelling at him like I always do. But here's the weird part. Right in the middle of our argument a Goomba waltzed into my room. We both stopped arguing immediately and stared at it. It said, "What's y'all lookin at?" There was a sound of crickets chirping, it was so quiet. I think that Goomba was defective. But at the time I thought Bowser did it, so I jumped out of the window, breaking the glass, and ran right over to his castle. I pounded on the door and demanded to be let in. Once I was finally admitted, (which took forever, I think Bowser needs to update his secretary Koopa) I jumped on his head and made him fall off his throne. Then I cackled evilly and left. *sigh* I hope he doesn't kill me for that…
Other weird things that have happened lately—I went to a winter theme park and rode a kiddie roller coaster. I got Luigi to ride it with me, but he wasn't too happy about it, considering what happened last time. I don't blame him. I puked on him again. I don't think I'm cut out to be a "rider".
Well, Luigi had to make dinner today, since it's his turn. I wonder what he made. I'll be back.
I'm back! Luigi made spaghetti. But it was with multi-grain noodles. Yuck. I forced it down, though, to make him happy, but I threw up later. *sigh* I notice I've been sighing a lot. *sigh* Maybe I'm stressed. I think I should go to bed. *sigh* Night.
-Mario-
Hmm...not good. Mario is stressed. CALL A DOCTOR!