Chapter OCHO!
(I own the Warblers' song, but not Glee)
Sam Evans: officially has the best girlfriend ever!
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Mercedes Jones: I 3 you!
Sam Evans: I 3 you too!
Quinn Fabray: Ugh. Sick. Can't you guys take your 3-fest somewhere else?
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Nick Ward: Harry Potter in 5 hours!
Kurt Hummel: Longest 5 hours of my life. *sigh*
Blaine Anderson: Definitely.
Jeff Sterling: Totally.
Matt Rutherford: Doubtlessly.
Wes Montgomery: Absolutely.
Nick Ward: Wait, Wesley?
Wes Montgomery: I SAID NOTHING!
Kurt Hummel: *finds Miss Gavelly and pummels Montgomery to death with it HER KURTIS HER* Keyboard thief. And my name is Kurt, not Kurtis. And (again) you were in a completely different room from me!
Thad Harwood: That thing Thaddeus I am ashamed is the source of our every problem! Other than the fact that there is not a single working backspace key in all of Dalton Academy.
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Kurt Hummel: 2 hours! When are we leaving?
Nick Ward: 10:30. We have to get good seats.
Blaine Anderson: ! That's HALF AN HOUR! *gets Harry outfit ready*
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, you look fabulous. But I've had my Seamus clothes ready for ages!
Nick Ward: My Neville costume has been existent since I was 11.
Jeff Sterling: I just got my Draco outfit ready. :'(
Matt Rutherford: OMG DEAN GIMME YOUR CLOTHES! JK, I have it.
Blaine Anderson: Way to make me feel
Blaine Anderson: mmmmm i have no idea. kurt? KURT!
Kurt Hummel: Great. Blaine fell asleep.
Blaine Anderson: Oh- oh my gosh! Did I type that?
Seamus Finnegan: Stay awake, mate.
Neville Longbottom: Yeah, Harry!
Dean Thomas: WAKE UP!
Draco Malfoy: I'm so cool and my father will kill you!
Harry Potter: Mates, we must find the six Horcruxes!
Neville Longbottom: What about Ron and Hermione?
Harry Potter: They're sick today. Come, Neville, Seamus, Dean, and Draco!
Draco Malfoy: Why me?
Harry Potter: Because.
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Dean Thomas: WE'RE LEAVING IN FIVE MINUTES! Daltoners, how can you stand these uniforms?
Neville Longbottom: Practice.
Harry Potter: Everyone ready?
Draco Malfoy: Harry, you are an idiot. (No offense, Blaine!) But yes, I am prepared.
Neville Longbottom: Accio Trevor! Ok, ready!
Seamus Finnegan: Ready!
Dean Thomas: Yeah.
Harry Potter: Well, we can't Apparate. But I have a car! Who can drive?
Seamus Finnegan: I can!
Harry Potter: So can I!
Neville Longbottom: My gran won't let me drive.
Dean Thomas: Why don't we let Harry drive?
Draco Malfoy: If I disagree, we'll be late.
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(IMPORTANT A/N: This part is THE ONLY PART EVER that will be real talking and actions until further notice.)
The five piled into Blaine's minivan. "Avada Kedavra!" Jeff cursed jokingly.
"Oh my gosh, you guys, this is so exciting! Are you excited? I'm excited! This is amazing! I'm so excited! We we we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today!" Kurt ranted excitedly. The others glared at him. "What?"
"Okay, guys, let's just have a great time away from Facebook and Miss Gavelly. I need to concentrate on the road." The other boys paid no heed to Blaine.
"So, Matt, what's it like at Spoyla?" Nick questioned.
"Well, there's a ton of CRAZY PEOPLE! Apparently the founder, my great-great-grandma, actually, was mentally disturbed. She believed in having a Christian education that was fun for everyone. She died a while ago, and the new principal, my grandma, was even more insane than HER grandma. She believed that in order to have a good, fun education, you must be a crazy Amish hippie or something. Now, the founder was power-saving enough, but this lady was INSANE! There wasn't a single lightbulb in the whole place. There was one computer. I mean, SERIOUSLY!" Matt replied.
"Their energy bill must be really low," Jeff commented offhandedly. Matt rolled his eyes.
"So tell me, what's it like at Dalton?"
"Well, every week the teachers drop in to give us the lesson book and homework. Every week each class elects a "teacher", an intelligent student who teaches the lesson. Then we do the work for the rest of the week," Blaine explained, deciding to partake in the conversation.
"There's a laundry room in the basement where we wash our uniforms. Some people decide not to," explained Jeff, glaring pointedly at Nick. "Some people do excessively," he finished, this time glaring at Kurt.
"What?" Nick and Kurt demanded.
"Nothing..."
"Guys, guys, guys, we're almost here!" Blaine cheered in an excited tone.
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Kurt Hummel: O. M. G. That was the most amazing movie I have ever seen.
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Blaine Anderson: Oh. My. Granger. Potter. Weasley. Lovegood. Longbottom. Et cetera.
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A/N: Movie's done! Oh you guys, I cannot wait for upcoming chapters. Please review. Thanks to...
theloversthedreamersandme, for adding me to your favorite authors.
theloversthedreamersandme, for adding this to your favorite stories.
Callie1121: I honestly did not intend to put other songs in there. I guess it was my subconscious mind. Thanks!
hairlesspuppyz: Thank you! It was a chocolate chip cookie, by the way. Do you like chocolate chips?