Chapter NUEVE! Court
(I own Destiny. I own this story. I own Spoyla. I own the mysterious PTJ, who probably won't appear after this chapter. I don't own Glee.)
Nick Ward: Montgomery!
Jeff Sterling: y is ther liek tp al up in r dorm?
Nick Ward: Oh geez. Jeffrey, calm down. You're never going to impress her if you use terrible grammar!
Jeff Sterling: im not?
Nick Ward: Oh, Potter. Uh, no. No, you're not.
Jeff Sterling: But she's dating HIM!
Nick Ward: Remember PTJ?
Jeff Sterling: Peanut Tomato Jelly?
Nick Ward: Yeah, and he went all crazy, er. Crazier for AOB when HEK came. Remember? He turned all... well, I can't say it here.
Jeff Sterling: Who... oh! Right. So basically, be myself? Ha, AOB and HEK and PTJ have to have no idea what we're talking about.
Nick Ward: Yeah yeah yeah. Anyway, I'm sure she'll soon dump that DIRTBAG and hook up with you. By hook up I mean date. Like she should with- oh, POTTER we need to get backspace keys that Weasleying WORK! Granger Headmaster being so Granger cheap. :(
Jeff Sterling: Hold up. Do YOU want her? Cuz she's mine.
Nick Ward: As long as TJD lets go. Which he WON'T! Weasleying Malfoy. And you can't OWN a girl! Malfoy.
Wes Montgomery: Am I ever going to find out why I'm getting yelled at?
Jeff Sterling: You TPed our dorm!
Wes Montgomery: I see no proof. No judge, no evidence, no lawyer, and, the most important part of any court, no gavel! How can you have a case without JELG?
Judge Anderson: Judge: Me. Evidence: It's your TP.
Lawyer Hummel: Lawyer: Me. Gavel: Miss Gavelly's brother, Mr. Gavelly, which I acquired yesterday.
Judge Anderson: *pounds Mr. G* Let court come to session! Now, I have no idea how court works, so here's a very special court. FBC, or Facebook Court! Alright. Wesley Montgomery, do you understand the accusation being made against you?
Wes Montgomery: Yeah, these two [censored]s think I TPed their [censored] dorm!
Judge Anderson: So wait. We have [censored] censor bars, but no working backspace keys? What's up with that? Anyway, Nicholas Ward and Jeffrey Sterling, do you understand the accusation that you have made?
Niff Warling: Yeah, Wes TPed our dorm!
Judge Anderson: Lawyer Hummel, present your case, please.
Lawyer Hummel: Well, it appears to me that Wesley M., David T., and Thaddeus H. covered Nicholas W. and Jeffrey S.'s dormitory in toilet paper. The evidence?
Lawyer Hummel has added 4 photos to album Evidence
Lawyer Hummel: Exhibit A. Wesley couldn't wait for us to leave. Exhibit B. The toilet paper in question was the brand that is only used by the Warbler council members: Wesley, David, and Thaddeus. Exhibit C. When we left, Jeffery's bed was neat and straightened. When we returned, the door was opened and the bed was messed. Exhibit D. When we left, the council dormitory's door was closed and locked. When we returned, it was opened with a shred of toilet paper on the nearby floor. Judge Anderson, please make your decision in accordance with this evidence and the law.
Judge Anderson: My decision has been made. *pounds Mr. G* Wesley Montgomery, you and accomplices David Thompson and Thaddeus Harwood have been convicted for inappropriate use of toilet paper.
Wevid Harwood: WHAT?
Niff Warling: We suggest 2 weeks off the council!
Judge Anderson: Shut up Niffrey. Wevid Harwood, you are facing up to 3 weeks. 3 weeks off the council and FREE ICE CREAM! Hey! No, Wesley, no ice cream. You also have to clean up the toilet paper from "The Dormitory Niff Warling." Nicholas, Jeffrey, Kurt, Wesley, David, Thaddeus, does this seem fair?
Niff Warling: Yes. Absolutely. Definitely.
Lawyer Hummel: They have been quite immature. This appears to be a fair sentence.
Wevid Harwood: [CENSORED] NO, it doesn't seem fair! Why the [censored] would we be [censored]ing "immature"? [Censored]ing [censored]s. I 3 YOU DESTINY! Yes, Wesley, we know.
Destiny Gaffley: I 3 YOU TOO, WES! And I think this is, like, totally unfair!
Judge Anderson: Destiny... please... get... out... of... HERE!
Destiny Gaffley: Fine.
Judge Anderson: To replace Wesley, David, and Thaddeus, we have Kurt, Jeffrey, and Nicholas!
Jeff Sterling: Thank you, Your Honor. Wes, Dave, Thad, our room needs cleanin'...
Nick Ward: Yeah, YH! This ROCKS! And yeah, Wevid Harwood, get to cleanin', please!
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A/N: Yeah, it was only one post, but it was a long one! Wevid H. are in TROUBLE! Who is Niffrey's mystery girl? Who are AOB, HEK, PTJ, and TJD? Why aren't there any working backspace keys? Review with the answers/ constructive criticism/ questions earns a cookie! (PS I know the answers xD) Thanks to:
Callie1121: Thanks for finding humor in this piece of crap!
…that's it. No offense, guys, but I kinda wished to see more. I hope I don't sound pouty.