The zombie pair soon came upon a large mansion, skidding to a halt and hiding within the trees observing. This had to be the place where she was imprisoned.
Hidan hissed, "What are we waiting for old man? Let's raid the fucking building!"
Kakuzu replied vaguely, "We can't afford to rush into this, since this bastard had all those shinobi at his disposable that ambushed me; then the entire premises could be heavily guarded."
"Fuck! We'll let's sneak around then!" "Right."
The priest hated to admit it but his lover was right, but mostly there were just recently added hidden traps as if they knew they were coming, but he doubted it, more than likely it was to make sure his woman didn't escape again.
Fuck this!
Impatience overcoming the jashinist he couldn't stand it anymore; coming out into the open advancing to the front door like he owned the place when two anbu appeared in his way.
"No outsider is permitted here unless they want an early execution." The taller one sneered, "Too bad we don't follow the damn rules."
A soft murmur answered them, "Interesting. I was about to say the same thing un."
They both whipped around and leaped into the air too late when two clay spiders attached to their faces and blew up; the artisan smirking at the remains and how weak the anbu were.
Hidan chuckled, "Nicely done blondie." "Naturally, but what were you thinking just waltzing up to the front door Hidan un?"
A hard smack to the back of the head from his partner got him talking, the miser growling in annoyance, "Care to explain idiot?"
"I'm sick of fucking pussyfooting around and not taking some fucking action to save our lover! Anyone else got a fucking problem with that!?"
"Of course we do but there's nothing we can do about it now except search the mansion."
The others were all there now except for the elder raven. "Where's Madara?" "He stayed behind to, imprison, Lexy so to speak."
Hidan snorted, "Let me guess, she tried to burst out the door and come with you when she found out." Kisame smirked, "You know her, my kitten is a little spitfire."
Tobi nodded, "Let's hurry."
*They ran into a few more shinobi, easily picked off one by one since their skills were no match for any of the akatsuki. They each searched every room for any sign of her, mostly because they couldn't trace her presence.
Sasori and Deidara came to a lush bedroom, finding two servant maids discarding some dirty clothes that looked like hers.
The elder woman and the younger one were too stunned to do anything from the intruders entrance, but when the others came in the young one screamed until Kakuzu used his threads to shut her up.
The other one held herself upright and tried to be brave, "Y..You have no business here." Hidan snapped, "We DO have fucking business here hag, now tell us where Olivia is!"
She turned her nose up at his rude behavior, "I..I'm not telling you anything and you can't make me."
The jashinist grinned a little and muttered, "Oh can't I?"
Now the woman was scared out of her wits even more from that crazy look in his eyes and about passed out in fear when he grabbed her arm and placed the blades of his scythe at her throat, "Care to tell me what you fucking know now?"
She pleaded, "You…You don't understand. I…I can't tell you anything or…." He dug the blade a hair deeper, "Or what?"
Itachi sighed, "Hidan that's enough. Allow me to handle this please."
The jashinist scowled but released the petrified elder woman as the raven took over; using his sharingan on her.
Itachi stood in front of the trembling maid in the dark universe he created and spoke gently, "You're under my genjutsu madam. Now, tell me what you know."
"Sir…I can't or…."
"No one can overhear our conversation so you won't get into trouble. If there is camera's, all they will see is me using this technique on you and nothing more. It is imperative you tell me where Olivia is or I won't be able to stop my rude colleague from harming you."
She paled hearing that and nodded, "Everyone here is under a strict order. I couldn't tell because we'll be killed if we told where she was for the off-chance someone came looking for her."
"I understand your fear, and will not harm you or anyone else of the staff as long as you tell us her location, then we'll leave. You have my word."
The elder maid felt a little better from his words and asked, "Who are you lot?" "Her real family, so if you please…."
"Alright, Lord Axel took her to the chapel not too long ago for the ceremony in the town west of here, but I don't know which one though."
The raven knew she wasn't lying and released the technique with a small thanks.
The elder collapsed on the floor as the miser let go of the younger maid, who instantly ran to her side to make sure she was alright.
"Well Itachi?" "She's going to be wed to that man Axel today."
Hidan, Kakuzu, and Tobi both yelled angrily, "WHAT!?" Kisame frowned, "We better move then or it'll be too late."
*As they all ran towards the location, which wasn't far, Itachi explained the details so they would all split to search each church and instructed to be as discreet as possible to avoid unnecessary attention.
Zetsu emerged from the ceiling on the first church, watching from above for a moment before sighing. "Not this one."
A piercing scream echoed throughout the room as the bride pointed at him before fainting, Shiro began chuckling like mad as they quickly disappeared.
"It's not funny." "Did you see her face!?"
*Sasori used his puppet strings to lift Deidara to the nearest window but the blonde shook his head, "She's not here Danna un."
"Let's go to the next one then."
Kisame didn't dare go near the chapel as Itachi peeked inside the front door; he would cause a scene just by standing out in the open, let alone going in.
The raven came out and murmured, "Not here either I'm afraid."
Kakuzu was fuming, "How many chapels do they need in this damn town anyway! I've been to three so far and nothing!"
Tobi was in the same rut, even checking out the smaller ministries for elopers but still nothing.
*Hidan wasted no time and ran as fast as he could towards the chapel, knowing she had to be in there. He could feel it!
He made his entrance by kicking the doors wide open, swinging his scythe around skillfully and yelling, "Stop right fucking there I….uh…...wait a fucking minute!"
He stomped down the aisle, passing all the terrified guests in the pews when he reached the couple about to be married.
Taking a good look at them he cursed loudly, "I GOT THE WRONG FUCKING CHURCH!?"
He rushed back out, skidding to a halt at the entrance and pointing his weapon at the entire audience with one thing to say.
"The only god you should be in here for is Jashin-sama! REMEMBER THAT!"
Not casting a glance back he left and went to the next one, hoping this time it would be the correct one.
The spectators were all silent and dumbfounded until the pastor asked the couple, "Do you two still wished to be married?"
They both nodded but weren't pleased from the lunatic's outburst none the less.
TBC:
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