Dear Diary,
Well, the past few days have been very…interesting, to say the least. I guess I'll have to start from the beginning. Okay. *takes deep breath* Well…it was…three days ago, I think, that those robbers came back. They got away with a bunch of my stuff before, but when they came back for another round, I was ready. I had already set about 50 traps (which Luigi got stuck in many times, by the way), and they got stuck in every single one. I had a nice laugh about that. After about ten traps, I called the police, and the Koopa Troopers came and arrested them. So I don't have to worry about robbers anymore. At least, that's what I thought.
Two days later, (yesterday) I was in bed late, because I was exhausted from dismantling all of the traps, and there was a knock on the door. I didn't want to get up to answer it, so I just laid there and pretended no one was home. Which was a bad idea, because once the person figured out that no one was home, he broke down the door and raided my kitchen. The whole time I just lay there, praying that he wouldn't come into my room. Then, when he left, I called the repairman. Once I made arrangements with him, I called the police.
And if that isn't enough, this morning I was robbed again. I think my house must be some kind of robber hotspot or something. But this time I grabbed my trusty BB gun and shot the guy until he couldn't move. I was so angry. As a matter of fact, I'm still angry.
The Koopa Trooper told me that I might want to install a security system. I was all like, "Well DUH." He didn't tell me that the first or second time I was robbed.
Now I'm really angry. I think I need to go to a spa. So I think I will. BYE.
-Mario-
Oh, Mario. You must be really popular. All the robbers flock to take your stuff...*walks out the door* I think I'll go rob you, too. Just don't pretend to be dead when I get there.