Chapter CATORCE! No, sickos, laughing, and Jesse

(If I owned Glee, you Gleeks would know. Kay?)

No One: is not a hacker. :(

Kurt Hummel: Yes you are.

Puck: Guys, No's my friend.

No One: Thanks, Puck.

Sam Evans: Who's No One?

Destiny Gaffley: Puck, obviously. Think about it! Puck's the only one of us who knows this mysterious "No One." They're "friends." It's obviously Mr. Noah "Puck" Puckerman.

No One: HAHA no.

Puck: I'm not No.

No One: I'm not Puck!

Destiny Gaffley: Right...

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Jeff Sterling: ND guys - Klaine + Warblers + Puck's house = best party ever!

Klaine Hummerson: You didn't invite us? Oh well. We had our own fun.

Wes Montgomery: EWWW!

Kurt Hummel: What?

Blaine Anderson: Never you mind, Kurt. Wes, you sicko.

Wes Montgomery: I'm not the sicko, sicko.

Kurt Hummel: I'm confused. All we did was have a HP marathon!

Wes Montgomery: Oh.

Blaine Anderson: Yeah, Wesley. "Oh."

Kurt Hummel: Still confused...

David Thompson: How innocent is he?

Blaine Anderson: *sigh* New subject.

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Will Shuester has posted a video: Sway

Finn Hudson: I remember that!

Blaine Anderson: So do I!

Will Shuester: Were you even there?

Kurt Hummel: I invited him.

Will Shuester: Aaaaaaaaaaah...

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Finn Hudson: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

Puck: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quinn Fabray: LOLLOLLOLLOL!

Santana Lopez: LOL!

Brittany Pierce: I'm confused.

Santana Lopez: Remember? "I shall not trip!" And then he tripped!

Brittany Pierce: What?

Brittany Pierce: OH! HAHAHA!

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Jesse St. James: I'm baaaaaaaack!

No One likes this

Sam Evans: No!

No One: Get it? No One likes this? No? One?

Sam Evans: Oh.

Jesse St. James: Rachel, I'm very sorry.

Finn Hudson: No you're not.

Jesse St. James: Yes, I am!

Rachel Berry: No, you really aren't.

Jesse St. James: YES I AM!

Kurt Hummel: Jesse St. James, you totally Jesse St. Suck!

Jesse St. James: Males shouldn't sing female songs.

Blaine Anderson: SHUT UP JESSE! YOU SUCK AND DON'T DESERVE TO EXIST!

Jesse St. James: ...

Kurt Hummel: Aw... that's so sweet!

Mercedes Jones: I'm with No, Finn, Rachel, Kurt, and Blaine. No one likes Jesse. Except maybe his parents. And maybe Rachel's mom.

Shelby Corcoran: Jesse isn't a bad person. In fact, without him, Rachel wouldn't know that I'm her mother.

Rachel Berry: ...what?...

Jesse St. James: Rachel, I gave you that cassette tape.

Rachel Berry: ...what?...

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A/N: Ugh. Jesse. Ugh. Ughughugh. Wes, you're such a sicko.

Wes: No... I'm not...

Blaine: Yes... you are...

Kurt: Still confused...

Me: RIGHT! Um, you guys go be Warblers 'n' NDs, k? K! I've gotta get chapter quince ready. Thanks to...

GleekFromTheTardis: Le gasp! Thank you, but HOW DARE YOU?

dxfcknm: LIAH! Thanks! (I hope you know I'm not mad.)

charlandR5glee: My, someone's a Jeff fan! But, I have the next 10-ish chapters planned out, so... But there is quite a bit of Jeff in this chapter.