Dear Diary,
Ugh. I signed up for a spring break college course, so I wouldn't fall behind in my nonexistent education. It's so hard! I barely passed the entrance examination, and the classes are super-duper-uper difficult. I think I have an average of a 70%...barely passing. At least the semester, if you can call it that, only lasts for 9 days, the length of spring break. The only part of the entrance exam that I did well on was the part of the science section about the water cycle. I missed one question, and that irritated me. It asked which came first, condensation or precipitation, and I got it wrong. I was so mad.
At least I got the bonus question right….it was about plumbing. How convenient. But I think everyone's bonus question was geared towards them so everyone would get it right, because Toad took the same course as me, and he got the bonus question right. And I don't think he knows very much about plumbing. Even if he did…well, I wouldn't trust him around my pipes. *shudder* That's just something I don't want to think about. It's almost as bad as Wario being a doctor.
ANYWAY. I'm sitting in environmental science class writing this. Maybe that's why I'm barely passing….but I can't pay attention when the teacher is talking. Her name is Ms. Toadstone, and she talks in a monotone voice. It's so BORING.
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Well, she walked by my desk when I wrote that…now I'm sitting in detention. Oh well.
-Mario-
Okay, so Mario's a bad boy...bad Mario! Bad! *smacks Mario repeatedly with a newspaper*
I'm still hungry...