Dear Diary,
I'm bored. All my friends say that I have a chronic problem, that it's not healthy to be bored all the time. But I can't help it. It's not my fault. I just live a boring life.
I like strawberry carving. It's an odd type of activity, I know. But I've gotten very good at it lately…I practice all the time. I entered a competition today, and I got 27th, and I'm proud of it. I got a strawberry the size of a dinner plate for my prize. Luigi says that I did awful because there were only 30 people who entered, but I just thought, "Well, at least I didn't get last." So I did good. There were 3 people who did worse than me, so I'm not that bad.
So now I've decided to try a new sport. Banana carving. I saw a picture of a banana carved to look exactly like a dragon, and it was SO COOL! I was so jealous, so I tried to do it myself. But my banana broke in half, and then I just ended up cutting it into little tiny pieces. It made me kind of irritated. So I gave up on banana carving, and now I'm trying to think of some other sport I could do.
I know! *gasp* Orange carving! I'm going to go try and carve an orange now, talk to you later.
(Five minutes later) Okay, that wasn't a good idea. I've got orange juice all over me now. BUT now I can say I have a new title! I'm not just a plumber…I'm a FRUIT CARVER!
-Mario-
Way to go, Mario. You're a very well-rounded person. Sort of.
By the way, that thing about the banana dragon is true. I saw a picture of it, and it's awesome. You should check it out! Right after you review. JOIN THE REVOLUTION!