Dear Diary,
Well today was a little...strange. When I woke up this morning my bedroom was filled with pizza boxes. Makes me wonder how Luigi isn't fat...
Anyway, after I got over the shock of that, I went down to the kitchen to make breakfast. Well, I tried to, anyway. Turns out the rest of the house was filled with pizza boxes as well...
Actually, now that you mention it...Luigi did have a friend over last night...it was probably Wario. *smirk* No wonder he went through several hundred pizzas...
WAIT. If he ordered 300 pizzas, where did the money come from?! "AHH! LUIGIIIIIIII!? What have you done to my precious paycheck?!"
*luigi comes in* Yes, Mario?"
"What did you do with my paycheck?"
"I bought a pizza."
"A PIZZA?" *motions around to the house* "this is A PIZZA?!"
*luigi blinks* "Yes, A PIZZA. I ordered one with 700 pieces, and they had to put it in a few boxes, that's all."
"AHH!" *slams fist on table* "WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME FIRST BEFORE YOU SPENT IT?"
"Umm...bye." *luigi walks out*
...Yeah. Sorry about that. That was one of my fail attempts to write a dialogue...I don't think I'm cut out for this writing stuff...
Anyway, I really need to teach Luigi a lesson about spending someone else's money without permission. He's been doing it for a couple years now, and it's very annoying. I have to work twice as hard to make the amount of money I've always made. I make all the money, and Luigi just goes and blows it. I should disable his permission to use my bank account. Actually, I think I'll go do that now...bye.
-Mario-
I have returned to this story! YIPPEE! *throws confetti* Time to write a stupid-er story...hmm. Maybe Stupid Silver Socks? Or I could start a new one...hmm...*ponders* Anyway, don't forget to review! :D Thanks!