Chapter DIECISIETE!
(I don't- okay, you know what? See chapter UNO!)
Sam Evans: Owwwwwwwwiiiieeeee...
Mercedes Jones: What happened?
Sam Evans: I tripped over my humongous fishy mouth.
Sam Evans: I didn't type that!
Santana Lopez: Yes you did, fish face!
Sam Evans: Santana...
Trouty Mouth: durr hurr i'm so stoopid! i liek do impershuns becuz i'm so stoopid! LOL!
Sam Evans Dis likes this
Sam Evans: Really, Santana?
Trouty Mouth: i'm not santana! whos santana? she sonds awsum. i m u, sam!
Sam Evans: *sigh*
Trouty Mouth: OH! santana! the awsum grl in glee! shes so awsum tht i liek cant belev it.
Sam Evans: *changes FB password* Actually, sammy got a booboo on his nee from playin soccer wiff me and stacy. Yeah. What Stevie said. One second... (gotta go play)
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Burt Hummel: How do I use this?
Burt Hummel: I did it!
Kurt Hummel: Dad?
Blaine Anderson: HAHA! Your names rhyme.
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Why is it called Facebook? You can't see anyone's faces, and it's not a book.
Finn Hudson: Mom?
Burt Hummel: I figured out how to send friend requests!
Rachel Berry: O_o
Burt Hummel: What's that supposed to be? Some kind of bizarre face?
KlaineLuneville: Kurt incorrectly used the French word ennui in the season one episode "Wheels". It means boredom. Oh, but I love you, Kurt.
Burt Hummel: Who's this?
Kurt Hummel: Dad, can we talk about this? Face to face? KL, you better be happy.
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Let's play charades! Oh wait, we can't! We can't see each other!
Finn Hudson: You're really upset about this, aren't you?
Carole Hummel-Hudson: I mean, I could be smiling and laughing and no one would be able to tell!
Finn Hudson: Then you would do this: :D *laughs*
Carole Hummel-Hudson: *glares at whoever made "Facebook", or Textscreen, as I would call it* Can I do that?
KlaineLuneville: Why glare at Mark Zuckerburg?
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Who?
KlaineLuneville: The creator of Facebook.
Carole Hummel-Hudson: He ruined family time!
KlaineLuneville: Mrs. Hummel-Hudson, do you know what Klaine is?
Carole Hummel-Hudson: No... should I?
Blaine Anderson: KlaineLuneville!
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Who are you?
Blaine Anderson: You know me!
Carole Hummel-Hudson: No, not you. This... this "KlaineLuneville" character.
KlaineLuneville: HAHAHA! ...you said character.
Blaine Anderson: WHAT THE SEVERUS SNAPE IS YOUR PROBLEM!
KlaineLuneville: Shut up, Canniblaine. Go eat a mailman. (go read http: /www. fanfiction .net/ s/ 6854819/1 / but take out the spaces. Read it NAO.)
Blaine Anderson: *reads it* O_o I am not a cannibal!
KlaineLuneville: Sure... and I'm not the number one Gleek of my friends!
Random Guy: Oh, doodlydoo, I'm not expecting a dapper young fellow to eat me today!
Canniblaine Warbler: *munches on Mr. Guy*
Random Guy: EEP.
KlaineLuneville: I'm the supreme ruler of your Facebook lives.
Carole Hummel-Hudson: ... What? ...
KlaineLuneville: I, dear Carole, am the supreme ruler. I created Melissa, Destiny, Kayla, Josh, Lissa, Sarah, Grace, Nathan, Mr. Gavelly and Miss Gavelly. Not the rest of you. I, KlaineLuneville, an insignificant 12-year-old girl, am the person in charge of your lives in this universe. Normally it's Ryan Murphy, but I stole you. Thousands of people steal you and write stories much like this one.
Blaine Anderson: Haven't you already said that?
KlaineLuneville: Maybe...
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Okay, I'm really confused, so I'm gonna bake cookies.
Blaine Anderson: COOKIES YAY YAY COOKIES YAY COOKIES COOKIES YAY!
KlaineLuneville: I liek trains.
Train Anderson: WHOOOOOOSH! KL, I didn't know that you were an asdfmovie fan!
KlaineLuneville: You know who ELSE is an asdfmovie fan?
Blaine Anderson: MY MOM!
Susan Anderson: What is asdfmovie?
Blaine Anderson: Mother?
Susan Anderson: Blaine!
KlaineLuneville: Awkward...
Susan Anderson: What is KlaineLuneville?
KlaineLuneville: I, dear Susan, am the supreme ruler. I created Melissa, Destiny, Kayla, Josh, Lissa, Sarah, Grace, Nathan, Mr. Gavelly and Miss Gavelly. Not the rest of you. I, KlaineLuneville, an insignificant 12-year-old girl, am the person in charge of your lives in this universe. Normally it's Ryan Murphy, but I stole you. Thousands of people steal you and write stories much like this one.
Susan Anderson: ... No, I meant what does KlaineLuneville mean?
KlaineLuneville: Klaine. Luneville. Figure it out, Mrs. Warbler.
Susan Anderson: Is Klaine the name for my son and that poor monstrosity!
Kurt Hummel: HEY!
Susan Anderson: THAT IS IT! Blaine, you will find a girlfriend or be TERMINATED!
Blaine Anderson: Who are you? You aren't my mom.
Susan Anderson: No, I am your mother.
Blaine Warbler: *moves in with Kurt and cries*
Kurt Hummel: YOU 24824! I 3825ING HATE YOU AND YOUR 2278273 OF A HUSBAND! It appalls me to think that 277holes like you could produce someone as amazing and kind as Blaine.
Random Guy: I liek trains.
Canniblaine Warbler: I thought I ate you!
Random Guy: Too bad.
Burt Hummel: A girl loves my son.
KlaineLuneville: I don't love him love him...
Kurt Hummel: O_o
KlaineLuneville: Everyone just... SHUT UP!
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A/N: So... I can't wait until season 3! It'll premiere before you guys read this, so you're probably thinking: 'What is she talkin' about?' But still... Prom Queen's on later. :D I love that episode. If you review I'll give you a healthy dosage of Klaine.
Happy anniversary! On Wednesday, November 23, Gleebook reached her first birthday! (Yes, Gleebook is a girl.) It's been a long, crazy month, and I love you all so much for sticking with me. Although, none of my original reviewers review anymore. Oh well. It's fitting that it happened around Thanksgiving, because I'm thankful for all of you!
Thanks to,
Meadowshine, for adding this to your favorite stories.
Meadowshine: Woot!
Youngblood92: Thanks! Sorry for lack of Starkid. Already wrote everything...
Love,
KL