Chapter DIECIOCHO! Santana, cameos, and nerdiness
(If I owned Glee, Rachel would be nicer, Sam would be in every season, Klaine would've happened WAY before it did (like, season 1), and other stuff. You still think I own Glee?)
Santana Lopez: *sigh* I have something to tell you guys.
Brittany Pierce: What is it?
Santana Lopez: Britt, you know. *goes over to Britt's and explains*
Brittany Pierce: Oh ok. Can I tell them?
Santana Lopez: No. It has to be me.
Finn Hudson: GET ON WITH IT!
Santana Lopez: I...
Artie Abrams: you...
Santana Lopez: Am...
Artie Abrams: are...
Santana Lopez: L
Santana Lopez: E
Santana Lopez: S
Santana Lopez: B
Santana Lopez: I
Santana Lopez: A
Santana Lopez: N. There. Now you know.
Puck: L-E-S-B-I-A-N... OH. MY. ZEUS.
Sam Evans: Wait... oh my gosh.
Santana Lopez: *cries*
Tina Cohen-Chang: So... in Fondue for Two... that was true?
Santana Lopez: *nods*
Mercedes Jones: O_o
Random Guy: I liek trains.
Santana Lopez: SERIOUSLY! I just freaking came out, and you're being a freaking DIONYSUS! And this Ares KlaineLuneville is gonna use some lameHera censor.
Santana Lopez: ...I called that.
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KlaineLuneville: Guys, we're on chapter 18. I need to decide how many more chapters to write.
Nick Ward: NONE!
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Sam Evans: Maybe a few...
Trent: NINE!
KlaineLuneville: Wrong fandom.
Trent: :(
Gwen: TRENT!
KlaineLuneville: BEGONE!
Mordecai: has any1 seen Margaret?
KlaineLuneville: How'd you even get here?
Mordecai: I'm cool like that.
Rigby: whers mordki?
Mordecai: "mordki?" Really?
Rigby: whend u gett a fasebok?
Mordecai: I dunno.
Trent: Why couldn't I have cameoed in chapter nine?
KlaineLuneville: Because. Chapter nine was the dramatic court session. Now BEGONE!
Rigby: ey dont fel lik it.
KlaineLuneville: Rigby, don't make me use my awesome author powers.
Santana Lopez: Well. That was bizarre.
Captain Obvious: The sky is blue. Green beans are yucky. Teal rhymes with meal. Rhyme is spelled funny. Rainbows are pretty, but not as pretty as Klainebows. Most redheads have orange hair. The "i" in iPod is not capitalized. Sporks are cooler than forks. Some of these are opinions. Fur is fuzzy. I point out the obvious. This story is called Gleebook. When my spiel is done, it will be a full page on KlaineLuneville's iPod. The sun is a big ball of gas. Brittany is a stereotypical dumb blonde who Santana is in love with. This will be done now.
Sam Evans: O_o
Santana Lopez: Oh my Zeus! KL, what the Hades was that?
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Rachel Berry: The power went out...
Finn Hudson: Do you wanna come over? ...wait. How are you on the internet?
Rachel Berry: Two words. Well, actually, a number and a letter. 4G. (Yes I want to go over!)
Kurt Hummel: Do you have an Android?
Rachel Berry: I'm going to be there in 10 minutes! Kurt, yes. Yes, I do.
Blaine Anderson: LUCKY!
Sam Evans: I wish I could afford a fancy phone.
Artie Abrams: I have an iPad. hot wheels. beat that.
Steve Jobs: I have 10 iPads.
Artie Abrams: *dramatic gasp* Steve Jobs? The ex-CEO of Apple™?
KlaineLuneville: NERD!
Kurt Hummel: (mouthing to Blaine) Help me...
Blaine Anderson: That doesn't really work over Facebook. Is Rach there?
Kurt Hummel: *nods in fear* (to Rachel) GO AWAY, DEMON!
Rachel Berry: If I'm a demon, that means I work for Santana...
Kurt Hummel: There are few good things about you. But I have to admit, your memory is impeccable.
Santana Lopez: Hey! I am not the mothertrucking devil!
Everyone that ever is, was, and will be on Facebook except Santana and Brittany: Yes you are.
Brittany Pierce: Thats meen.
Santana Lopez: I love you, Brittany.
Brittany Pierce: I luv u 2!
Kurt Hummel: Well I love Blaine!
Blaine Anderson: I lige you too!
Kurt Hummel: You lige me?
Blaine Anderson: Sorry. My iPod is upside-down and auto-correct, qlong with the backuspace,, is off.
Kurt Hummel: Why can't you turn it back upside-up?
Blaine Anderson: Blame Thaddeus.
Thad Harwood: What? Why me?
Blaine Anderson: Thaddeus, you're holding my dhevice!
Lauren Zizes: *gets popcorn*
Thad Harwood: B*T*H!
Lauren Zizes: B*$*A*D!
Puck: *steals Zizes's popcorn*
Kurt Hummel: BLAAAAAAAAAINE!
Blaine Anderson: KUUUUUUUUURT!
Elizabeth Hummel: JEEEEEEEEEFF!
KlaineLuneville: Elle, the cameos were last post.
Jeff Sterling: ELLLLLLLLLLLE!
Kurt Hummel: I don't have any relatives named Elizabeth...
KlaineLuneville: Not in this story, you don't!
Elizabeth Hummel: Hey, are you ever gonna write the story with me going to prom with Jeffy at McKinley?
KlaineLuneville: Probably not.
Jeff Sterling: Aww...
KlaineLuneville: Tough tomatoes.
Sam Evans: O_o
Santana Lopez: Brittany = magic. Best. Therapist/Girlfriend/Best friend. Ever.
A/N: Yeah... you like? Okay, when you read this, Steve Jobs is dead. He wasn't when I wrote this. Also please tell me when to end and review and yeah... Thanks to:
thisisme980, for putting this on your story alerts.
thisisme980, for adding this to your favorites.
Klaineisbrave: It has premiered, yes, it just hadn't months ago when I wrote the A/N. :)
Super super sorry for the massive delay. What with school, laziness, other stories, etc., I've been busy. As an apology…
Chapter DIECENUEVE! Britt, Niff, more Niff, and school
(Glee own don't I)
Sam Evans: This has been the weirdest almost 3 weeks of my life. Like if you agree.
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Brittany Pierce: I dont no how old I am.
Santana Lopez: You're 17.
Brittany Pierce: 17 wut?
Santana Lopez: 17 years old.
Brittany Pierce: Thanks!
Artie Abrams: Brittany, you're so sweet!
Brittany Pierce: Thank u.
Sam Evans: ...okay...
Lauren Zizes: ...what Sam said...
Blaine Anderson: WHEN THIS IS BEING TYPED IT IS ELEVEN FORTY-TWO AM OF SEPTEMBER FOURTH OF TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN AD STOP I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH KURT HUMMEL STOP KLAINELUNEVILLE IS CONTROLLING OUR BRAINS STOP
Kurt Hummel: WHEN THIS IS BEING TYPED IT IS TWELVE TWENTY-THREE PM OF SEPTEMBER FOURTH OF TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN AD STOP I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH BLAINE ANDERSON STOP KLAINELUNEVILLE IS CONTROLLING OUR BRAINS STOP Kurt Hummel...
Mercedes Jones: How do I begin to describe Kurt Hummel?
Sam Evans: Kurt Hummel is flawless.
Finn Hudson: I hear his hair is insured for $10,000.
Quinn Fabray: I hear he sang at Nationals. In French.
Rachel Berry: His favorite musical is Wicked.
Blaine Anderson: One time, he met the lead Warbler at Dalton...
Santana Lopez: ...and he told him he was pretty.
Dave Karofsky: One time he yelled in my face...
Dave Karofsky: ...it was awesome.
KlaineLuneville: Sorry guys. It's a picture on my iPod.
Sam Evans: WOW.
KlaineLuneville: I know. I'm pathetic. :(
Artie Abrams: Second. Worst. Author. Ever. (to Stephanie Myers)
KlaineLuneville: It's a far second, right? RIGHT!
Artie Abrams: Yeah.
KlaineLuneville: Still... I thought McGee was worse...
Tim McGee: HEY!
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Jeff Sterling: Niff... Niff... OMG NICKY LET'S HAVE A ROAD TRIP!
Nick Ward: Haha no.
Jeff Sterling: Wesley and David and Destiny and Melissa and Kurtis and Blaineley can come!
Blaineley O'Halloran: HEY!
KlaineLuneville: *sigh* Again, cameos were last chapter.
Blaine Anderson: My name's Blaine... and Kurt's Kurt... and is there something you're not telling us, Jeffrey?
Jeff Sterling: No!
Nick Ward: Oh really? Then why are you blushing furiously? Yes, Jeffrey, furiously.
Jeff Sterling: You're just looking at me in sucky lighting!
Nick Ward: Jeffrey, we're in the dormitory, where all lighting is EXACTLY THE SAME.
Santana Lopez: Yeah... Niff... I like it.
Blaine Anderson: How'd you get here!
Santana Lopez: I have ways...
Brittany Pierce: Wen r u comin ovr?
Santana Lopez: Soon.
Artie Abrams: I love you, Brittany.
Brittany Pierce: I love u 2. But not as mutch as I love San.
Santana Lopez: Who else do you love?
Brittany Pierce: You and Artie and Mom and Dad and Lord Tubbington and evey1 in Glee, even Rachel. Now I'm gonna go 2 San's hose.
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Jeff Sterling: T minus 4 days to the road trip!
Nick Ward: none of yd acyuallyagreed ti tgat
Jeff Sterling: CUE PUPPY-DOG EYES!
Nick Ward: Aww...
Santana Lopez: Ah, love. A beautiful and horrendous thing.
Nick Ward: I din't lo d hij!
Santana Lopez: Denial...
Jeff Sterling: I don't love him either...
Nick Ward: adabtane is d vutvh.
Jeff Sterling: Yes. Yes she is.
Santana Lopez: Who's adabtane?
Nick Ward: No one yiu know.
Jeff Sterling: She's this ugly girl we know.
Nick Ward: Yeah. What he said.
Jeff Sterling: Is your dyslexia getting better?
KlaineLuneville: Do you know how hard it is to type like you're dyslexic?
Nick Ward: ai wiuldn'y knos.
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KlaineLuneville: First day of 8th grade. :( You luckies. Not having to go until Sep. 20.
Sam Evans: I remember going to Year 8 at Dalton Intermediate School. Yes, Dalton.
KlaineLuneville: The day is done and it went pretty successfully.
Blaine Anderson: That's good, I guess.
KlaineLuneville: Let's share 8th grade memories! I remember the yogurt, Michael speaking telepathically to a hippo, and Amy getting a mustache from the vending machine.
Blaine Anderson: I had a sucky 8th grade. KL knows, and Kurt knows, and some Warblers might know. That was also the year with the banana salad.
Matt Rutherford: I got my cat, McFeathers.
Rose Silverpen: McFeathers? REALLY?
Matt Rutherford: My dog's name is Ninja Winning Totally-Awesome.
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KlaineLuneville: OMG SO WINNING!
Artie Abrams: In 8th grade I became class president.
KlaineLuneville: NERD!
Mercedes Jones: I met Kurt in 8th grade!
Kurt Hummel: Oh yeah! We had to do that project with the balloons...
Mercedes Jones: And the various liquids! That was so fun!
Rachel Berry: I remember that! I was partnered with Joey Martonal!
Finn Hudson: Who?
Joey Martonal: Me.
KlaineLuneville: OMG JOEY! I love you!
Joey Martonal: O_o
Joey Martonal: Who the Hades are you?
KlaineLuneville: I, dear Joey, am the supreme ruler. I created Melissa, Destiny, Kayla, Josh, Lissa, Sarah, Grace, Nathan, Joey, Mr. Gavelly and Miss Gavelly. Not the rest of you. I, KlaineLuneville, an insignificant 12-year-old girl, am the person in charge of your lives in this universe. Normally it's Ryan Murphy, but I stole you. Thousands of people steal you and write stories much like this one.
Blaine Anderson: Seriously? That's like the fifth time you've said that!
No One: cares. OHHHHHH!
Finn Hudson: No One cares... No One cares... OH! Noone cares!
KlaineLuneville: Noone? Really?
Sam Evans: What about it?
KlaineLuneville: Oh Zeus.
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A/N: Once again, review. Thank you:
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DarrenCrissIsMyEdwardCullen: I love you. I will NEVER stop writing this.