Hey guys look an update.
**dodges from the stones and Slushees**
So how have you guys been?
My cat is puking.
Again.
Okay… onto the chapter.
Chapter VIENTE!
(Glee doesn't belong to KL. Facebook doesn't either. Or VeggieTales. Or Slushees. Or Star Wars. Or anything.)
Jesse St. James: Hi. I'm bored.
Rachel Berry: Poor thing!
Nick Ward: I hate Hesse.
Jeff Sterling: So do I.
Jesse St. James: Who's Hesse?
Nick Ward: Yiu.
Jesse St. James: Who's Yiu?
Nick Ward: Yiu. Hiu. You!
David Thompson: Wesley! Give me my iPod!
Wes Montgomery: No.
David Thompson: You stole tjis idea from Thad, didn't you.
Thad Harwood: Well I stole his "Ideas I can steal" notebook, so we're all good.
David Thompson: Whqt? Thqt doesn't e- foget it.
Sam Evans: I'M SO CONFUSED!
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Artie Abrams: I am a Jedi!
KlaineLuneville: Me too!
Kurt Hummel: I love Star Wars!
Puck: I'm a Sith.
Artie Abrams: favorite character? Mine was always Leia.
KlaineLuneville: Chewie! Or Yoda.
Kurt Hummel: Han Solo.
Puck: Darth Vader!
Artie Abrams: of course it is.
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KlaineLuneville: Am I the only person here who grew up with VeggieTales?
Quinn Fabray: No.
Mercedes Jones: One time in school some of the other kids were talking about their favorite superheroes and I said Larry Boy.
KlaineLuneville: YES.
Rachel Berry: I watched the one with Joshua. Then I decided that it was silly.
KlaineLuneville: Ironic, really, that the only one Rachel ever watched was the one with them dumping Slushees on people.
Finn Hudson: What's VeggieTales?
Sam Evans: Seriously? Poor deprived child.
KlaineLuneville: I'm watching Little Joe (the Joseph one) right now!
Mercedes Jones: I love that one! French cowboy brothers!
KlaineLuneville: I was watching one of the Larry Boy cartoon ones last night and I became absurdly obsessed with the theme song. CUZ WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS A HERO ONE WHO'S KIND AND TRUE AND BRAVE AND BOLD. IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED YET THEN IT'S TIME YOU KNOW! (repeat) HE IS THAT HERO!
Finn Hudson: I still don't know what VeggieTales is.
Tina Cohen-Chang: VeggieTales is Bible stories told for kids by fruits and veggies. Hence VeggieTales. The hosts, Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber, begin each episode on the countertop, answering letters with a Bible story appropriate to the situation. They close it by getting a fitting verse from their computer, Qwerty. Other characters include Larry Boy, Larry's superhero alter-ego; Mr. Nezzer, who was featured most prominently as Nebuchadnezzar in Rack, Shack, and Benny; Archibald "Archie" Asparagus, the proper uptight dude; Junior Asparagus, a little kid who is not related to Archie; and Laura the Carrot, another kid.
KlaineLuneville: Excellent explanation!
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KlaineLuneville: Ugh, in half an hour I'll be in or on my way to Algebra. Which is on the other side of the school from my locker.
Kurt Hummel: Poor KL. Though I can't say I pity you.
KlaineLuneville: Why not?
Kurt Hummel: Because not only are you cruel, but I'm in high school.
KlaineLuneville: So?
Kurt Hummel: So, I've had 5 years experience of lugging a backpack and books around a school. Plus, whoever makes my schedule despises me. I have to walk back and forth and back and forth etc. This wouldn't be a problem if my locker was next to my History classroom.
KlaineLuneville: You know, being in school is totally cutting down on my writing time.
Sam Evans: YES!
Lauren Zizes: O_o
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Rachel Berry: Wait. If Finn is my boyfriend, and Quinn is his ex, and Sam is her ex, and Mercedes is his girlfriend, then...
Finn Hudson: My brain hurts.
Mercedes Jones: Did you just figure out how we're "related"?
Kurt Hummel: Someone has too much spare time...
Rachel Berry: I do not!
Jeff Sterling: I could connect all the NDs.
Will Shuester: And you think Rachel has too much spare time...
Rachel Berry: HEY!
Jeff Sterling: Why are you HEY!ing? I should be HEY!ing!
Rachel Berry: Oh. Yeah, you should.
Nick Ward: Racheff! Yes!
Elizabeth Hummel: Nick! You traitor!
KlaineLuneville: ELIZABETH! OUT!
Jeff Sterling: Hey! Don't you kick mah gf out!
Nick Ward: ...no. Do not ttu rhay ever agsin.
Jeff Sterling: But... aww...
Elizabeth Hummel: Aw! Jeffie!
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A/N: Sorry for the wait. I'm a buttface.
Did anyone see 'On My Way'? We have to wait til stupid April. :(
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