Chapter VIENTE-UNO!
(Dude! I'm a thirteen-year-old girl! I. Do. Not. Own. Glee.)
Rose Silverpen: Make a vegetarian barbecue hamster!
KlaineLuneville likes this
KlaineLuneville: I LOVE THAT SONG OH-SO-MUCH! Turn around, bright eyes.
Rose Silverpen: Every time I look in the mirror...
KlaineLuneville: When the toast has burned...
Rose Silverpen: ...you seem to be confused!
Sam Evans: I am, actually.
Rose Silverpen: We were quoting songs.
Puck: Really? You guys are so lame.
Rose Silverpen: *kills Puck*
KlaineLuneville: You would.
Finn Hudson: You just killed my best friend!
Puck: No, dude, I'm still alive.
Finn Hudson: But... she killed you!
Kurt Hummel: It's a metaphor! Seriously, Britt, San, Rach, me, Quinn... what did we see in you?
Rachel Berry: He's sweet.
Quinn Fabray: He's handsome.
Santana Lopez: He's available.
Finn Hudson: O_o
Puck: Well, I get Rachel, Quinn, Zizes, Santana, um... yeah, that's it.
Finn Hudson: I REPEAT: 0_o
KlaineLuneville: Oh, Finn.
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KlaineLuneville: OMG THE SEASON PREMIERE WAS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS WEMMA-Y AND KLAINEY AND EEEEEEEEEEEE AND IT WAS ALSO KURCHEL-Y! I ship Kurchel even though it breaks 2 laws.
Kurt Hummel: Is Kurchel...?
KlaineLuneville: Yes. Yes it is. XD
Blaine Anderson: KL! I'M GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU, RESSURECT YOU, THEN USE YOU AS A VOODOO DOLL!
KlaineLuneville: Relax! I ship Klaine harder than Kurchel.
Rachel Berry: Wait... OH. MY. GOSH.
KlaineLuneville: Emma and Rach said it! Emma was all "this is the one pairing the Glee club hasn't tried yet!" and Rach was all "you make me wish you were my boyfriend!" or something and I was all "YES except Klaine and Finchel would be ruined and Kurt's... yeah..."!
Kurchel Hummelberry: I just made a joint account for Kurchel!
Finn Hudson: Who are you? Wait... if Kurt dated Rachel, then my stepbrother would be dating my ex and that would be so awkward especially since she's not my ex yet!
Jacob Ben Israel: She's not? *disappointed face*
Rachel Berry: You know, when I was little, I wanted crazed stalkers. Now that I have one, I hate it!
KlaineLuneville: Yeah, well that's because it's Jacob. No offense.
Jacob Ben Israel: How could I not be offended by that?
Rachel Berry: Defriend him, KL.
KlaineLuneville: Sorry, no can do. I have to be friends with everyone on Glee, even *shudder* one David Karofsky.
Dave Karofsky: DID SOMEONE SAY DAVID KAROSKY?
Blaine Anderson: First, AVPM REFERENCE! Second: GET THE HECK OUT OF MY NOTIFICATION! Although, without you, I wouldn't have gotten Kurt as a Warbler. BUT I AM NOT THANKING YOU!
Kurt Hummel: I would hope not.
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Wes Montgomery: We miss you, Blaine!
Blaine Anderson: I miss you guys too, but now other guys might get solos!
Jeff Sterling: Might? How would you get a solo? Dude, I've pwned you ever since you were freaking born, and you think you're gonna get a solo when you don't even go to this freaking school anymore?
Blaine Anderson: I'm older than you...
Jeff Sterling: So?
Blaine Anderson: So, how did you pwn me before you were born?
Nick Ward: Yiudosn!5 tjink this through, did tou?
Jeff Sterling: You know, only a life-long friendship would let me understand that. And no, not really.
Blaine Anderson: I don't give a crap about anyone in New Directions! All I care about is wearing bizarre clothing, the darn Warblers, singing my mothertrucking song, and Kurt, the best stepbrother ever!
Kurt Hummel: You never did like Blaine, did you, Finn?
Blaine Anderson: It's Blaine, not Finn!
Artie Abrams: right...
KlaineLuneville: You know, Puck told Kurt to spy on the "Garglers". If he hadn't, Kurt wouldn't have transferred. So, Finn, as always, blame Puck for your relationship troubles.
Wes Thompson: GARGLERS?
Puck: Sorry, dude.
Santana Lopez: You want me to go all Lima Heights Adjacent on him?
Wes Montgomery: *sniff* A little...
Santana Lopez: TE ROBO HAMSTER! A pensar, te dejo mi cepillo de cola de cerdo, ya que leer novelas románticas dramáticas sobre paletas! Usted es tan malo con los jóvenes de jamón ventosas, Noé Puckerman. Ir a comer una papa francés que cubre el bazo con mantequilla!
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Emma Pillsbury: Yay Facebook!
Will Shuester: Hey, Emma! ;)
Emma Pillsbury: What's that?
Will Shuester: It's a winking face!
Emma Pillsbury: OH! In that case, ;)
Mercedes Jones: There's something wrong about teachers flirting on my wall. That came out wrong.
Sue Sylvester: *insert witty hair joke here*
Will Shuester: That was the lamest wisecrack about my hair yet.
Sue Sylvester: Well, William, it looks like it should be used to mop the floors of a gas station!
Emma Pillsbury: Santana, feel free to "go all Lima Heights Adjacent" on Miss Sylvester.
Santana Lopez: Usted, el entrenador Sylvester, debe estar atado en una habitación de gelatina, llena de intolerancia a la lactosa niños de tres años! Entonces usted debe ver Dora con Justin Bieber la celebración de un castor en forma de piruleta de cereza por encima de su hombro izquierdo! Usted es un putrecent en forma de margarita mueble! Yo mismo la pintura azul y una palmada a un caballo!
Santana Lopez: Feel free to request Lima Heights Spanish rants!
Artie Abrams: I sent you a LHSR thing.
Santana Lopez: Lo siento, Jeff Chipe, pero usted es un agujero de la dona! Que me dan ganas de meter una llama por su gato y el baile con las camisas! El mundo se burla de sus mocos! Yo que usted escogió al azar, costilla cascarrabias, porque tengo que despotricar!
Jeff Sterling: ...aw... :(
Nick Ward: What!/ fjr tiy sieb?
Jeff Sterling: ...what?
Nick Ward: Poor thing!
Elizabeth Hummel: BACK OFF!
Jeff Sterling: Elle, I'm breaking up with you.
Elizabeth Hummel: Why?
KlaineLuneville: Cuz Niff pwns Jelizabeth, that's why!
Nick Ward: Yes. Yes it does.
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A/N: Doesn't Niff pwn Jelizabeth?
The songs, respectively, are Shine, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Dream On, Breakfast, and The Boy is Mine.
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