Chapter VIENTETRES!
(Glee has never and will never be mine.)
Sam Evans: Tennessee freaking sucks.
Mercedes Jones: Poor Sam...
Shane Tinsley: mercades, u wana cach diner l8r?
Sam Evans: O_O MERCEDES LILIA JONES I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FURIOUS I AM.
Shane Tinsley: wuts his prablum?
Sam Evans: OH. MY. GODS. MERCEDES. DUMP. THE. POND. SCUM.
Puck: OHHHHHHHHHH! New guy just got BURNED!
Sam Evans: *bows* Thank you. Thank you very much.
Santana Lopez: Wait. Trouty Mouth became smart?
Samuel Dalton: Sam Evans attends the Dalton Academy for Boys in Nashville, Tennessee.
Blaine Anderson: WOOT! High-five!
Sam Evans: *high-fives Mr. Blaine Anderson*
Kurt Hummel: Leave. Now. Sam, if you know what's good for you, LEAVE. I mean, when I was a Warbler, my bird died! Then I sang about it! Then Blaine and I freaking made out by the bird's coffin!
Rachel Berry: ...okay...
Finn Hudson: When was this?
Blaine Anderson: A little bit before Regionals last year.
Lauren Zizes: Refresh my memory. What did Finchel sing?
Wes Montgomery: Finchel?
Puck: The ND equivalent of Klaine. And it was LLM and GIR, Lauren.
Lauren Zizes: Oh, right!
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KlaineLuneville: Asian F right now! It's so... drama-y!
Mike Chang: Ugh.
KlaineLuneville: I'm really glad that my parents don't talk to the principal every time I get an A- or lower!
Mike Chang: Well, an A- is not an American F.
KlaineLuneville: I've gotten, like, 2 Fs.
Mike Chang: My dad would kill me if I got another A-!
Blaine Anderson: What was your favorite part?
KlaineLuneville: Either the part with Kurt giving you flowers, or the part with vampire!Tina, or the part with Mike's mommy, or the part with Mike Chang Sr. and Figgy, or... idk.
Daniel Figgins: TINA COHEN-CHANG IS A VAMPIRE!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Vampirism is an ancient art.
Sam Evans: *facepalm* What is wrong with this world?
Benson: Many things.
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Blaine Anderson: Darren Criss kinda looks like me...
KlaineLuneville: Want me to crush the remaining chunks of what was once the 4th wall with a response?
Blaine Anderson: No thanks.
KlaineLuneville: Why not?
Darren Criss: Don't tell him! Zeus, this is so weird!
Blaine Anderson: Tell who what? What is weird?
Darren Criss: Do you really want me to tell you?
Blaine Anderson: HOLY CRAP! IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!
Darren Criss: Took you long enough.
Harry Potter: Actually, I'm Harry Freakin' Potter.
Darren Criss. *sigh* Blaine, you don't exist. I play you. You are a fictional character.
Blaine Anderson: OH. MY. HOLY. CRAP. Wait... Just out of curiosity, who plays Kurt?
Chris Colfer: Me. I have mad sai sword skills.
Darren Criss: He's kinda scary.
KlaineLuneville: Can't wait for Struck by Lightning, Chris Colfer's upcoming movie!
Chris Colfer: Thanks! It's pretty awesome.
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Kurt Hummel: I love portmanteaus!
Finn Hudson: What's a portmanteau?
Blaine Anderson: Some examples are spork, Klaine, Finchel, etc.
Finn Hudson: Oh, ok.
KlaineLuneville: Klainebow is another one. So is Gleek.
Robyn: Facebook... I must include this in my next report!
KlaineLuneville: Oh my Scarlatinan gods Robyn! Get out!
Rachel Berry: I find this an excellent time to OH MY ZEUS SHUT UP BERRY! Jupiter!
Puck: Your welcome!
KlaineLuneville: Oh my Jupiter, your? REALLY? Have you ever even been to an English or Language Arts class?
Puck: ?
KlaineLuneville: You sicken me, Noah Puckerman.
Puck: So confused.
KlaineLuneville: You should've said- or really typed- you're, as in you're welcome. Your means it belongs to you, it's yours. You're means you are.
Puck: If I wanted a grammar lesson, I'd go to English.
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KlaineLuneville: My personal goal is to get Gleebook as popular as CP Coulter's Dalton.
Rose Silverpen: Pffft right.
KlaineLuneville: I finally started reading it. It's AMAZING! My favorite OC is either Reed or the twins. The dormouse or the Tweedles. Van Kamp or the Brightmans. Dwight's pretty cool too, though.
Reed Van Kamp: You-you like me?
Evan Brightman: DORMOUSE! Where's your Nerf gun? Alice is long overdue...
Kurt Hummel: 252. That's how many coffee cups have arrived in my dorm room since my arrival. When that number hits 300, I'm either going to bake everyone cookies or use my Nerf of doom...
Ethan Brightman: Cookies?
Evan Brightman: Cookies?
Reed Van Kamp: Cookies?
Puck: What's up with Kurt's cookies?
Evan Brightman: Alice's cookies are the definition of amazing.
Ethan Brightman: Beyond amazing.
Wes Montgomery: Indescribably amazing.
David Thompson: Superbly amazing.
Kurt Hummel: They're just cookies!
KlaineLuneville: I was reading a chapter of Dalton and 2 things: 1) The actual legit Warblers read it! And 2) Shane... please be alive... WAH!
Shane Anderson: I'm fine!
Reed Van Kamp: Yes. Yes you are.
Wes Montgomery: Dude. Am I the only one who saw the wrongness in that?
KlaineLuneville: Nope-a-dope! So now Shaney's ok, but what about Katheriney? And yesterday, 2 dudes that I thought would die survived! Frank Zhang and Shane Anderson!
Artie Abrams: so wait, is Rane 2.0 official?
Han Westwood: Rane 2.0?
Rachel Berry: Blaine and I were the original Raine.
Ethan Brightman: Isn't Rachel a girl name?
KlaineLuneville: I forgot! Where I'm currently reading, Dalton takes place around Christmas-Valentine's. Before the RBHPTWE.
Evan Brightman: RBHPTWE?
Mercedes Jones: Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza. It involved Bram, Raine, um... yeah, the biggest one was Raine.
Kurt Hummel: Shut up.
Blaine Anderson: Sorry, Kurt.
Logan Wright: What the Pluto are you sorry about?
Logan Wright: ...what?
KlaineLuneville: I, dear Logan, am the supreme ruler. I created Melissa, Destiny, Kayla, Josh, Lissa, Sarah, Grace, Nathan, Mr. Gavelly and Miss Gavelly. Not the rest of you. I, KlaineLuneville, an insignificant 12-year-old girl, am the person in charge of your lives in this universe. Normally it's Ryan Murphy (or CP Coulter), but I stole you. Thousands of people steal you and write stories much like this one.
Logan Wright: Um...
Brad Ellis: Don't ask.
Ethan Brightman: Asking!
KlaineLuneville: *sigh* I, dear Daltoners, am the supreme ruler. I created Melissa, Destiny, Kayla, Josh, Lissa, Sarah, Grace, Nathan, Mr. Gavelly and Miss Gavelly. Not the rest of you. I, KlaineLuneville, an insignificant 12-year-old girl, am the person in charge of your lives in this universe. Normally it's CP Coulter, but I stole you. Dozens of people steal you and write stories much like this one.
Reed Van Kamp: Us? We're famous?
KlaineLuneville: Beyond famous. No -using Gleek hasn't heard of Dalton.
Evan Brightman: ? Gleek?
KlaineLuneville: Oh gods, I forgot how little you guys know. is a website where people like myself write about characters like yourselves. A Gleek is someone who likes the show Glee, which features all of you except the Tweedles, Reed, Logan, Dwight, Han, Katherine, Shane, Tabitha, and I'm sure there's others.
Shane Anderson: Hey, you see that pink goo? That's my brain. It has been BLOWN.
KlaineLuneville: Haha. That was funny!
Blaine Anderson: Shane, you are insane.
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A/N: That chapter was freakishly long. Special thanks for CP Coulter, for being an amazing author. I stopped being a lazy butt and finally started reading Dalton, and it was AMAZING. I can now see why it has a bajillion reviews. Now, please review.