KlaineLuneville: I NEED A BUCKET FOR MY TEARS.
Kurt Hummel: YES! Lydia's gone!
KlaineLuneville: ALL MY STORIES GOT DELETED. INCLUDING GLEEBOOK.
Blaine Anderson: How?
KlaineLuneville: My iPod was used in chapel for a song. I left it in the gym. Next day, when I got it back, everything except my songs and pictures and videos were deleted.
Kurt Hummel: Oh no. Such a tragedy.
KlaineLuneville: IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A RING ON IT OHOHOH OHOH OHOHOH OH OHOHOH
Kurt Hummel: I love that song.
KlaineLuneville: I know. DUDE MY HEART IS BEATING REALLY FAST AND I'M BREATHING WEIRDLY AND OMG WHAT.
Blaine Anderson: Okay...
KlaineLuneville: I'm okay now.
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Blaine Anderson: And my boyfriend has officially graduated. :(
Kurt Hummel: But, I'm not going to New York until next year, and you can come with me!
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Blaine Anderson: But what if I don't get into some fancy college? What if I'm stuck at community college, working at McDonalds while you live your dreams?
Kurt Hummel: You are way too amazing for McDonalds. I think you're overqualified. You are getting into NYADA or NYU or SOMETHING!
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Blaine Anderson: Thank you.
Kurt Hummel: Harry Potter?
Blaine Anderson likes this
Blaine Anderson: Harry Potter.
Kurt Hummel likes this
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Santana Lopez: New OTP: Klaine.
Brittany Pierce: What?
Santana Lopez: My favorite couple is Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.
Brittany Pierce: Oh. Me 2.
Kurt Hummel: Me too.
Blaine Anderson: ME THREE!
Kurt Hummel: You dork.
Blaine Anderson: I know you love my dorkiness. ;)
Kurt Hummel: Maybe...
Blaine Anderson: GASP! You don't love my dorkiness?
Kurt Hummel: Of course not. And you are my enemy.
Blaine Anderson: THE DUEL IS ON.
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Kurt Hummel - Blaine Anderson: Wizard's duel?
Blaine Anderson: But of course!
Kurt Hummel: *pulls out wand*
Finn Hudson: You guys are, like, in the same room. Why are you on Facebook?
KlaineLuneville: Yeah. You have better things to do.
Blaine Anderson: Shush. *pulls out wand*
Kurt Hummel: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS.
Blaine Anderson: TOWOTATOAOAGGSPY
Rachel Berry: *pulls out wand and counters the spell*
Blaine Anderson: Thanks, Rachel! I didn't think you were a Potterhead!
Rachel Berry: Hey, you guys need a Hermione. ... I may or may not ship Harry/Ron.
Kurt Hummel: ...Rachel Berry OOCness aside...
Blaine Anderson: BAT-BOGEY HEX!
Kurt Hummel: EWWWW. YOU MUST HAVE PICKED THAT UP FROM YOUR SISTER, GINNY.
Blaine Anderson: NO. I AM HARRY.
Kurt Hummel: I WANNA BE HARRY.
Pops Maellard: We can ALL be Harry!
KlaineLuneville: YOU GET OUT.
Harry Hummel: SEE. I AM HARRY.
Ron Anderson: FIIIINE.
Hermione Berry: Can you get on with the duel?
Harry Hummel: Right. Um... AGUAMENTI!
Ron Anderson: DRYICUS!
Harry Hummel: That's not even a real spell!
Ron Anderson: YOU'RE not even a real spell.
Harry Hummel: That doesn't even make any sense!
Ron Anderson: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO! I'VE GOT A MONSTER TRUCK!
Harry Hummel: ...Dork.
Ron Anderson: I LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Harry Hummel: MAYBE.
Cedric Diggory: HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS.
KlaineLuneville: I'm a Hufflepuff.
Santana Lopez: What.
Blaine Anderson: Your face.
Santana Lopez: Excuse me.
(SPOILER ALERT FOR TITANIC UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.)
KlaineLuneville: JACK DIED. HE DIED, I TELL YOU. NEVER LET GO. JACK YOU ARE FLAWLESS. YOU AND ROSE ARE PERFECT TOGETHER.
KlaineLuneville: GEE WHIZ YOU GUYS.
KlaineLuneville: IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN OUT THERE.
KlaineLuneville: AND BY IT
KlaineLuneville: I MEAN BODIES.
(NO MORE SPOILERS.)
KlaineLuneville: AND THEN I SAID TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
KlaineLuneville: "THAT'S NOT EGGNOG."
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A/N: Sorry for the delay. :( Like, really sorry.
OhMyRiker: I know, but the Glee Wikia page said it wasn't so there.
(Anyone I forgot, I'm really sorry.)