KlaineLuneville: *hides in shame*
Kurt Hummel: WHOA THERE.
Kurt Hummel: IT HAS BEEN MONTHS.
Kurt Hummel: THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS.
KlaineLuneville: I know, I know. I'm sorry. I've just had horrible writer's block and stuff...
KlaineLuneville: Sorry.
KlaineLuneville: I have some business to take care of...
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Rachel Berry is in a relationship with Brody Weston
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Will Shuester is in a relationship with Pedo Bear
Blaine Anderson likes this
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Santana Lopez is in a relationship with Brittany Pierce
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Burt Hummel is in a relationship with Carole Hudson-Hummel
KlaineLuneville likes this
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Nick Duval is in a relationship with Jeff Sterling
The Dalton Academy Warblers likes this
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Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Blaine Anderson
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: No we're not.
Blaine Anderson: I mean, I would love to be. But this is a decision that we need to make together.
Kurt Hummel: Let's private message, Blaine.
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(private message)
Kurt Hummel: Well.
Seen 4:31 PM
Kurt Hummel: I mean, she was influencing me.
Seen 4:31 PM
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, I know you're online.
Seen 4:32 PM
Blaine Anderson: Why did Facebook decide to let you know that I saw those messages?
Seen 4:33 PM
Kurt Hummel: I have no idea. But that's off topic.
Seen 4:35 PM
Blaine Anderson: So anyway. I would love to be boyfriends again.
Seen 4:35 PM
Kurt Hummel: So would I. But... You betrayed my trust, Blaine.
Seen 4:36 PM
Blaine Anderson: I wish there were words that I could use to let you know how much I regret it.
Seen 4:38 PM
Kurt Hummel: I still love you.
Seen 4:38 PM
Kurt Hummel: And now I'm thinking of Taylor Swift.
Seen 4:39 PM
Blaine Anderson: Are we ever, ever, ever getting back together?
Seen 4:40 PM
Kurt Hummel: I do hope so.
Seen 4:40 PM
Blaine Anderson is offline.
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Kurt Hummel: I remember why I hate KlaineLuneville.
KlaineLuneville: I'M SORRY.
KlaineLuneville: All I do is write.
Santana Lopez: You kinda suck.
Blaine Anderson: oh klutzy
Blaine Anderson: liter you set beAytigul
Blaine Anderson: I lotr you kitty
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: KURTIIIIIIIIII
Blaine Anderson: this codfish reminds new of u
Blaine Anderson: Zcodfishlllllllll
Kurt Hummel: What did you do to him?
KlaineLuneville: He was the one who grabbed the alcohol. I just happened to leave autocorrect on.
Blaine Anderson: Zlurtillllll i. Can't find the hapoy headstand i divi was l
Blaine Anderson: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't telkvjeeheeher
Burt Hummel: BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON.
Blaine Anderson: zzlurtllllll my truer longer you have returnedlllll
Burt Hummel: This is Kurt's dad. You are heavily intoxicated, so please tell me where you are.
Blaine Anderson: mr Kurt's dahlllllllll yaylllll please bone you my biusellll
Burt Hummel: Your biuse?
Blaine Anderson: my house
Burt Hummel: Alright. I'll be right there.
Blaine Anderson: Yeagh party tomrlllllll wiihllllll woooooooi
Kurt Hummel: Thank you so much, Dad.
Kurt Hummel: For taking care of him.
Burt Hummel: Well, someone needs to.
Blaine Anderson: kitties I love you
Blaine Anderson: kitties
Blaine Anderson: kitties
Blaine Anderson: kurt or
Blaine Anderson: k
Blaine Anderson: u
Blaine Anderson: r
Blaine Anderson: t
Blaine Anderson: i
Blaine Anderson: e
Kurt Hummel: I love you too, sweetheart.
Finn Hudson: *whispering* just get back together
Kurt Hummel: FINN!
Noah Puckerman: I'm with Finn.
Kurt Hummel: I was sure you'd be at Blaine's house.
Noah Puckerman: Dude. Me, Blaine, and your dad. No thank you.
Blaine Anderson: puckerslllllll i luvvv u nrolllll u my best bffoo
Noah Puckerman: Thanks?
Blaine Anderson: NI! I found the hapoy headstand i!
Blaine Anderson: zKurttue I'd my Brest bro
Blaine Anderson: DKURTTIEMYVESTBRI
Kurt Hummel: Dad, I think he's worse.
Carole Hudson-Hummel: He left already.
Carole Hudson-Hummel: He really cares about Blaine.
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Burt Hummel: That poor kid.
Kurt Hummel: How is he?
Burt Hummel: He's ok, but unconscious.
Kurt Hummel: ...
Kurt Hummel: It's my fault, isn't it?
Burt Hummel: Don't say that.
Kurt Hummel: But it is. If I hadn't pushed him away...
Burt Hummel: He's the one that... caused "the incident."
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(private message)
Finn Hudson: "the incident"
Noah Puckerman: shut up finn
Finn Hudson: so ur watching this to?
Noah Puckerman: shut up finn
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(same post as before)
Kurt Hummel: It was five months ago, Dad. Aren't you over it?
Kurt Hummel: Besides, he was my boyfriend, not yours.
Burt Hummel: He made you happier than I've seen you since your mom. You two finding each other was a miracle.
Eli C: can i interject?
Kurt Hummel: Who are you and how did you get here?
Eli C: i'm not proud of who i am & what i've done.
Kurt Hummel: How did you get here?
Eli C: casual facebook stalking
Kurt Hummel: Wait. Dad, where's Blaine?
Burt Hummel: I brought him home. He's on your bed.
Kurt Hummel: Good. Now, who are you, Mr. C?
Eli C: so polite. you're quite a catch. no wonder he couldn't stand to be away from you.
Kurt Hummel: WAIT A MINUTE.
Eli C: yeah. i'm "the other man."
Kurt Hummel: HOW DARE YOU.
Eli C: if i had known how much he loved you, i never would have let him do it.
Kurt Hummel: SO HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT ME?
Eli C: he mentioned you, but i figured you were ok with this. he didn't mention how much you two loved each other.
Kurt Hummel: UGHHH.
Blaine Anderson: What's going on
Kurt Hummel: BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON!
Blaine Anderson: Are u happy or mad
Blaine Anderson: We just don't know
Kurt Hummel: A bit of both, tbh.
Blaine Anderson: Well I have thirty notifications so could u fill me in
Kurt Hummel: WHO IS ELI C.
Blaine Anderson: ...
Blaine Anderson: Oh
Kurt Hummel: Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: But you weren't there and he was and I just
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry
Kurt Hummel: Yeah. I know.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, we need to talk. Off of Facebook. I'll call you.
Author's Note: Yeah... sorry? Um, I hope you guys will still read this. Thank you to anyone that has reviewed/favorited this. I love all of you, and I'm sorry for being a butt.
Also, happy late-Klaineversary and St. Patrick's Day!