Me: Here it is, my first chapter! Enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing it, and remember to review. I love my reviewers. Anyways, enjoy

Disclaimer: I own nothing, you can't sue

Chapter One:

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BadassDhampirBabe: Hey Liss

HighSpirits: Sup my bitches and ho's!

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Okaay…. I'm bored, let's play a prank on the guys!

BadassDhampirBabe: What did you have in mind?

HighSpirits: Umm….let's flush their heads down a toilet! *Maniacal laughter is heard from Lissa's room*

BadassDhampirBabe: Lissa, did Adrian give you coffee?

HighSpirits: Heeeell yeah RosiePosie!

BadassDhampirBabe: Mia, what did you have in mind? I need to make Adrian play for unleashing this doom upon us

HighSpirits: ….Why must you hurt me?

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Ignoring that. Hmm, to make Adrian suffer. So many options so little time *evil cackle*

BadassDhampirBabe: Ooh! How about we get him drunk and get him to kiss Eddie!

HighSpirits: Omgizzle, Rose, you are one evil chick

TheBlondeYouWannaB: That is brilliant! Now…we need to get him drunk. Only way to do that is with a little truth or dare! Go get everyone!

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BadassDhampirBabe: This is gonna be a classic!

HighSpirits: I'm gonna go get the video camera! Ttyl, ilysfm babe

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BadassDhampirBabe: What the hell?

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(A/N: This is one of those rare times where I go out of IM to write the out-of-IM happenings. I'm not gonna be a bitch and leave you all hanging)

Rose P.O.V

"There you are comrade! You are playing truth or dare with us, or else", I said, spotting Dimitri's bare chiselled abs from a mile away.

He spun around, a taunting smile playing on his lips. "You're punishment sounds a lot better" he said, licking his lips at me. I just about melted under his heart-stopping gaze. I shook myself out of it, refusing to look like a whipped little schoolgirl.

"You can receive that punishment later, now come on. And put a damn shirt on" I growled, spotting Camille, a popular bitchy Moroi, strutting past, staring at MY sexy guardians abs. He chuckled and nodded, putting his baggy singlet on, his hair tied back with bits falling in front of his beautiful brown eyes. I tore my eyes away from him and we headed to Adrian's room.

Dimitri spun me around as we reached the door, kissing me fiercely. Our kisses were usually soft and gentle, but this one was intense and rough. I wrapped my arms around his neck and closed my eyes, emitting a small moan as his teeth brushed my lip. We heard an obnoxious throat-clearing, and broke apart quickly, glaring at our interrupter. Adrian, who else?

I panted, out of breath, while Dimitri looked smug and put his arms around me. Aha! He was doing it for Adrian's benefit. As we walked in, we were greeted differently. A chipper "Hey!" from Lissa, a nod from Christian, a wave from Mia and Jill, a huge grin from Eddie, and a hug from Adrian. I subtly pushed him back as Dimitri began scowling.

"Okay, now for the ultimate. Adrian, truth or dare?" Mia asked, a sly smile across her youthful face.

"Dare of course baby" Adrian said cockily.

"Perfect. I dare you to drain these two bottles of wine" Mia smiled angelically now.

"Easy-peasy" Adrian scoffed, downing the two bottles with ease. His eyes glazed over a little, and a huge, goofy smile spread across his face.

"Lissy, T or D?" he yelled, doing a weird Mad-Hatter impersonation.

"Umm….truth please" Lissa glared, annoyed at being called Lissy, while Christian looked pissed off.

"Have you and Rose ever kissed?" Adrian grinned. Lissa's eyes went wide and she looked to me. I sighed and nodded, urging her to go on.

"Yes…two years ago. She was high from the vampire bite when I fed from her, and she kissed me" Lissa looked down. Mia and Jill looked shocked, while Adrian, Christian, Dimitri and Eddies jaws dropped.

"HOT!" Adrian boomed.

"I'm so getting you back for this" Lissa growled, turning to Eddie, a sweet smile replacing her menace. "Edward, truth or dizz-are?" she asked Eddie.

"Dare, duh" Eddie grinned cockily. Not for long, I giggled inwardly. Dimitri and Jill grinned, they knew the plan. Christian was having a hard time holding in his laughter.

"I dare you and Mia to play twenty seconds in heaven in the closet" giggled Lissa. Mia pretended to be shocked, while a huge grin spread across Eddies face. He walked into the closet beckoning Mia in.

"I'll be there in one second, kay?" Mia said, a smile in her voice. Eddie shrugged and closed the door behind him, a gleeful smirk on his face.

"Adrian, go in the closet. I'll meet you in there" I winked sexily. Adrian jumped up, limping a little, and ran into the closet where Eddie was. We heard a few kissing noises, then two voices.

"Mia, you taste like alcohol"

"Rose, you've got man hands"

There was silence. And then two girlish shrieks. We all doubled over laughing when they ran out, spitting their lips. Eddie slumped over to the table, crossing his arms pouting. Adrian was passed out, because of the alcohol and disgust. Mia walked over to Eddie and kissed him.

"I'm sorry sweetie. Forgive me?" Mia asked, doing a heartbreaking pout. Eddie swooned.

"Forgiven" he said, kissing her. She pulled away giggling and wiping her lips.

"You taste like Adrian" she teased. Eddie growled playfully and wrapped his arms around her shoulders, kissing her heavily. We groaned and took this as our key to get out.

"Hold on" I giggled, getting out a black marker from my jean pocket and onto Adrian. We all took turns, writing "I heart penis" and "Call me. Hot, single and gay" and my personal favourite, "Open for business" across his ass. We all left, laughing. Christian and Lissa went to the church attic, Jill went to practice her magic, and Dimitri and I continued where we left off in the old abandoned cabin.

(A/N: Okay, back to IM. I loved writing that. Just inspired is all)

BadassDhampirBabe, UrLoveIsMyDrug, RosesGod, JustinBieberIsMyLove, TheBlondeYouWannaB, JailBait, FireVsIce and HighSpirits have signed on

BadassDhampirBabe: Hey guys. Girls. Adrian

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Not funny -.-

RosesGod: Nope. Hilarious is the better word

HighSpirits: LMFAO, Adrian just got SERVED

FireVsIce: Caffine again babe?

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Oh no, Queen Bitch is coming. Ttyl guys

Everyone but Mia: Bye

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QueenBitch: That's my name don't wear it out!

Everyone but Tatina: O_O

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QueenBitch: I must go find Ambrose. Chilling with the youngsters makes me wanna get hot and heavy

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Oh my god, my first chapter is finished! Success! Okay guys, please R&R and I love you all!
Jake: *Whispering* Get out while you still can. Don't let Cassidy's insanity affect you. Run!

Me: Jake….stop being a fridgid bitch. Now, our agreement?

Jake: *grumbles incoherently*

Me: What was that? Couldn't hear your mousey voice

Jake: Argh! Fine! R and R! Happy? Now give me the game!

Me: *rolls eyes* Okay, thanks for reading. Jake actually helped me and in return, he gets to borrow Left4Dead2 from me. Great game, go check it out, I advise you though, not for the faint hearted!

xx Cassidy