NOTE! NOTE! NOTE!

YAAAAAY my birthday was a few days ago! still can't tell ya what age I am though, cuz I might get in trouble for it because people can stalk you like that! Any how here is a new chapter. I forgot about this story before! I am sorry to keep everyone waiting! Anyhow this chapter is very personal to me because it reminds me of my STUPD BOYFRIEND joey and how STUPID he was to DUMP ME and go to MIRANDA just because she has BOOBS! :( she sucks.

The night was very very dark! It was darker than usual in fact and this was mostly do too the fact that Deathstar's evil had turned everyhthing into darkness! Gaysparkle did too. There was a great allegiance between SapphireClan and EmeraldClan, and Deathstar and Gaysparkle ruled it all together! They did not care about anyone but themselves though so they made every body miserable.

Also they kissed too much and it kind of made everyone feel awkward.

Ancient hoppled down where he was sitting in a great big oak tree! Tit was looking over everything, and he had been seeing stuff. He did not like the fact that Deathstar was with Gaysparkle because he was in love with Deathstar! He also kind of had a crush on Gaysparkel too, but so did everbody else.

"Hey Deathstar!" He said.

"What?" Said Deathstar looking really annoyed. He did not want to talk to Ancient because Ancient annoyed him every single time he came around. "Make it snappy! I am having to go on a date with Gaysparkle. I hate dates but he just loves them so much and I can not make my little Gallifrey unhappy."

Ancient frowned. "I am kind of jealous. I thought you and I were going to be you know... friends? Why are you hanging out with him? I am soooo much better than he is and I could prove it to you too. Like for instance what does he have that I do not?" He sat down on the ground in a huff looking at the ground and digging his claws into it like he was ripping it up.

Deathstar just rolled his rainbow eyes. "Are you kidding me? Gaysparkle is SO cool. I do not really know why. But he is gorgeous! Look at him!"

He pointed over to where Gaysparkle was sitting in the sun with the golden rays of sunlight drifting over his pelt and illuminating it like a lightning bulb! He batted his eyes at Deathstar when he saw him looking in his direction. "Hello sweetie!" He called.

"Hello!" Deathstar said with a romantic sigh.

"So he has a pretty face! What of it! You do not even really know why you love him so much do you? I even have a crush on him and I can not figure out why! What is happening to us? We must be insane to be loving this cat who we barely know anything about!" Ancient hissed. He got up in Gaysparkle's face which made Gaysparkel hiss at him angrily.

"Get away from me!" Gaysparkle spat.

"Uhhh no." Ancient said. "So tell us little Gaysparkle. Why does everyone want to kiss your pretty little face?" He said in an intimateingly voice. His breath was hot and he breathed it towards Gaysparkle with anger.

"Do not hate me because I'm beautiful!" Gaysparkle meowed. He flicked his lucious tail back and forth! "Every body loves me and you are just jelous."

"I do not know about you but I know a lot about Gaysparkle" said Deathstar. "Anyway... I think I do. I just kind of know stuff that he told me. Hey you know you might be onto something Ancient. Why do we find him so pretty? I only liked she cats before... mostly!"

Gaysparkle looked mad. "Do not doubt me! I am your mate and you love me and you would do anything for me okay?"

"Okay." Deathstar said with a shrug.

"What? It is not that simple!" Ancient growled.

"Is too." Said Gaysparkle.

"Fine whatever. I am leaving."

Ancient left but just a few seconds later Phantom came!

"What are you doing here?" Grumbled Lilyblossom.

"I just came to tell you that I still love you and that I think that you should ditch Gaysparkle for me." Phantom said in his most seducing voice!

"Ugh why is everyone trying to break us up today?" Gaysparkle growled. "Get out of here you stupid cat! I do not care if you like Deathstar. He is mine.

"Whatever I am leaving."

Phantom walekd away.

"Did you ever notice that Phantom and Ancient are never in the same place together at the same time?" Gaysparkle meowed.

"Um... no but now that you mention it you are right!"

"Yeah!"

"Weird."

" I know."

"Any how I am going to go and keep making people miserable so you just enjoy your day off sweetie!" said Gaysparkle with happyness.

"Okay!" Said Deathstar.

But he secretly went off and cheating on Gaysparkle with Ancient and Phantom who were really the same cat but they did not want anyone to know that. He had a split personality! One of the half of him was Ancient and the other half was Phantom and they were both in love with Deathstar and now Deathstar was cheating on Gaysparkle by being with Phantom and Ancient and Ancient who was Phantom so he was cheating with two but not really because they were really the same cat!

But if Gaysparkle ever found out it would not be a happy day.

Chocolaterain saw with his special gift powers that his dad was with Deathstar and this kind of grossed him out a little! But he also knew that this could be a potential point of weak for the other dark side because if Gaysparkle ever found out that Deathstar was cheating on him he would totally go crazy and kill Deathstar!

He ran back to tell his mate Moonshimmer who was really his mother but he did not know this but she kind of went along with it anyway in order to prevent him from being an evil cat. "Hey Moonshimmer!"

Moonshimmer was looking sad.

"What is wrong Moonshimmer?" Asked Chocolaterain!

"I am pregnant!" She whined.

"WHAT? This is great news! Our kits will be the best cats in the entire world and it will be awesome and we can raise them and train them to be fighters and it will be the best ever so why do you look so sad about this?" Chocolaterain said in proud.

"Becaue... YOU ARE MY SON!" She blurbled out.

"WHAT? NOOOO!" Chocolaterain could not believe what he was hearing. He did not want to hear it in fact! He covered his ears with his paws and cried onto the ground. "No! Why did you not tell me this before we did it..."

"I wanted you to be not evil and I thought that by pretending to be your mate that you would not be evil but now something is awesome and I am pregnant with the kits of my own song! What am I going to do? They will be deformed and have eleven toes!" Moonshimmer did not think she could sink so low. She was supposed to be perfect but now something like this had happened to her!

"Have an abort?" Chocolaterain suggested.

Moonshimmer was angry! "NO! I will not do that. You are stupid! We will keep the kits and we will love them no matter how freakish they are!"

"Ewwwwww." Chocolaterain walked away to try and think of things that were different than the fact that he was having kits with his own mother! It was really really disgusting.

Tranquildream came over when she heard. "That is so awful Moonshimmer! I am so sorry that something like this had to happen to you."

"It is okay. This must be some kind of will of StarClan that I would have to do this." But not even her wise words would keep her from feeling very depressed. She sat around until Peep came to comfort her!

"Peep peep!" Said Peep.

"Aww you are so cute." Said Moonshimmer. "Thank you Peep you have made me feel a lot better despite everything."

"Um I have a confess to make." Tranquildream said. "Um first of all Jasminedung changed her name to just Jasmine. She did not like the part that made her sound smelly! Because she is not anymore I mean... she is not a zombie anymore so yeah..."

"What are you tring to say?" Asked Moonshimmer. She was very curious about where her beloved sister who she loved very much was going with this! It kind of felt like tension and suspense and she waited for the reply.

"Well... I am in love with her! Yes that is right I am in love with Jasmine and we are mates now."
Said Tranquildream. "She is a very beautiful cat when she is not a zombie and I really just fell in love with her because of her beautiful beauty. Please do not be mad at me! I guess tom cats are not right for me. I mean ever since Gaysparkle left me with Awesomekit I never wanted to go near another tom cat again and now I have realized that this is because I love SHE CATS!"

Moonshimmer gasped! But she was supportive. Whatevcer made her sister happy was good enough for her. She took in a deep big breath! "I love you so much Tranquildream and if you want to be with another she cat well you can go right on ahead and do that! You are pretty and you deserve someone who is nice and kind to you!" She announced. She felt very proud of herself for being the kind of person that she was who would stick up for someone even when they were doing things that most cat swould not think seemed very normal!

Jasminedung who was now just known as Jasmine came out from behind and gave her a big kiss. She also playfully gave her a little tiny nip near her hind quarters! Tranquildream looked at her new maid with lovingness and such in her eyes. "Anyhow we have got to tell Awesomekit that he is now going to have two mommies! I bet he will be so happy!"

"Speaking of Awesomekit I think that we should make him an apprentice now. By the power invested in me by StarClan I now make him Awesomepaw, and I now make the two of you officially mates!" Moonshimmer said with a very kind smile. She was so nice and knew just what to do to make her sister very happy. She always wanted to make her sister Tranquildream happy because she thought that Tranquildream was very pretty and beautiful and nice but not as much so as herself but still enough to make Moonshimmer love her just the same.

"Thank you so much my dear sister!" Tranquildream meowed and she licked Moonshimmer tenderly on the cheek.

"Think nothing of it! I am only here to do what I think is best and this is exactly what I thought would be best for everyone. Anyhow now we have to make a plan about Deathstar."

"Yes."

Chocolaterain spoke up. "Okay! I have an idea! I saw that Deathstar was cheating on Gaysparkle with daddy Phantom and Ancient who are the same thing!"

"NO! Not Phantom! I loved him!" Cried out Moonshimmer. She was back to feeling bad again. But she had to carry on despite it so that she could win the battle! "Why will he not love me back? I am beautiful. I am pretty. I am kind and I have a beautiful cresent moon on me like no one else has."

"But anyhow since he is cheating we need to turn Gaysparkle against him. Once Gaysparkle finds out they will break up and when they break up it will make their entire army fall apart!" Chocolaterain meowed. He was very proud of his well thought out plan!

"Yes this is an excellent plan. Tomorrow we strike!" Moonshimmer meowed.

"Yay!" Shouted everyone.

And so they would.