Oh my god, you're actually reading chapter two! I'm so proud! Haha, this chapter everyone will be VERY ooc, and crazy. So it's gonna be one hell of a chapter, hope you can handle it!

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Vampire Academy. I do however, own the IM names. Ha! Take that America! Anyways on with the story

Chapter 2:

BadassDhampirBabe, UrLoveIsMyDrug, RosesGod, JustinBieberIsMyLove, TheBlondeYouWannaB, JailBait, FireVsIce and HighSpirits have signed on

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Eddie-kins, whats up with your name? It sounds like two beavers threw up on it

JustinBieberIsMyLove: SHUT UP! It's not my fault Justin is so delicious. He's made me One Less Lonely Girl

TheBlondeYouWannaB: I thought you were mine!

JustinBieberIsMyLove: I'm sorry Mia. But what Justin and I have is real. I'm his Baby

HighSpirits: This is some soap opera shit right here! Christian I want popcorn!

FireVsIce: Babe, we don't have popcorn

HighSpirits: Christian, I WANT POPCORN *Stomps foot like those girls on tv do*

BadassDhampirBabe: Did you seriously just stomp your foot?

RosesGod: Anyways Adrian, stop being so mean to Ed. Whats up with YOUR screename?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: It's a dedication to a special someone *winks at Rose*

BadassDhampirBabe: *gag*

RosesGod: You wanna go, ho?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Hell no!

RosesGod: Are you as turned on as I am?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Im already naked with the massage oil on my bed. Come get me, my macho Russian

RosesGod: Can't wait *winks seductively*

RosesGod and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed off

BadassDhampirBabe: What the hell just happened?

HighSpirits: Dimitri Belikov just happened

FireVsIce: HA! This is even better than Girls Gone Wi- *Looks at Lissa* I mean, Discovery Channel

HighSpirits: You better hope your fine ass it's Discovery Channel

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Oh my god you guys are soo weird

QueenBitch: Agreed sister

BadassDhampirBabe: Where did you come from?

QueenBitch: Yo momma's ass bitch

FireVsIce: *Jaw drops* Rose, Tatina's your sister?

HighSpirits: Christian, babies come from the-

FireVsIce: Don't ruin my innocence yet. Don't do that to me

HighSpirits: ….I was gonna say they come from your stomach (A/N: This is true. I was a C-section. I point to mums stomach and say "I've left my mark")

FireVsIce: NOOOOOO! My innocent eyes! For that I'm stealing your Jo-Bro's poster. Not cause I like it or anything, or cry whenever I hear their songs….

Everyone But Christian: O_O

FireVsIce: *starts crying* Kevin! Take me away!

JoJo, SexedUp and JealousMuch have signed on (A/N: I told you guest stars would be here! Get ready for Christians girlie moment!)

FireVsIce: Omg, youre- Oh my- Kevin- *Screams like a fangirl and faints*

JoJo: Shit, wrong chat room

SexedUp: Ha, you guys don't have fans

JealousMuch: Shut up Kevin. Go have sex in the eyes of the lord

JoJo: Hes right Kev. You're going to hell

SexedUp: Damn…

JoJo, SexedUp and JealousMuch have signed off

FireVsIce: *Recovers* NOO! KEVIN! TAKE ME WITH YOU *Starts screaming and stomping his foot*

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Oh my god. Spongebob is on. Later children

TheBlondeYouWannaB has set status as "Away and watching spongey deliciousness"

JustinBieberIsMyLove: WERE the children? UGH. I hate you. I'm gonna go find Justin Bieber and throw pebbles at his window

JustinBieberIsMyLove has signed off

RosesGod and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed on

RosesGod: NEVER AGAIN! That was so disgustingly gross! Take me back Rose! *Whimpers in fear*

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Dimitri, baby, get over it…why is Christian screaming and running around in circles?

BadassDhampirBabe: Kevin Jonas. Don't ask. Anyways what was so disgustingly gross?

RosesGod: Adrian hasn't got a penis! Hes got a damn hose!

HighSpirits: …..Reaally?

BadassDhampirBabe: How…long?

RosesGod: Longer than my arm *Shivers, repressing the memory*

HighSpirits: Dayum. Hey, Jill, you alive?
JailBait: Yes…and I'll never look at you all the same. Especially Adrian

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Jilly-bean, you know you want me

JailBait: "Jilly-bean"? Are you high Adrian?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Yeah…wanna join?

JailBait: …Fine.

JailBait and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed off

HighSpirits: Magic mushrooms. Rose, I'm gonna go check out Adrians hose.

RosesGod: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE HERE? AND I MISSED IT! UGH!

RosesGod has signed off

BadassDhampirBabe: *Facepalm* Im gonna join you Liss

BadassDhampirBabe and HighSpirits have signed off

FireVsIce: I'm catching a case of the Bieber Fever! Omg EDDIE WAIT UP

FireVsIce has signed off

TheBlondeYouWannaB: Oh my god im surrounded by idiots

TheBlondeYouWannaB: *Starts singing* Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho, cause the ho wont trust me

QueenBitch: Shush girl, shut your lips. Do the helli-keller and talk with yo hips

TheBlondeYouWannaB: O_O

TheBlondeYouWannaB has signed off

QueenBitch: Tight jeans double D's makes me wanna *whistles*

QueenBitch has signed off

Oh my god I had so much fucking fun writing that chapter. That was Vampire Academy on crack.

Haha okay, review cause you know I adore my reviewers. I worked superhard and you will be rewarded for your kindness. I'm writing a new Vampire Academy story and if any of you want to be in it (only as royals, dhampirs, humans, strigoi's or guardians), then write your characters full name, appearance, what type of Vampire you are, dislikes and likes, age and friends. It will be well worth it, I promise.

xx Cassidy