Hey guys, third chapter here! I am so excited; I've never written a story this long. Usually I come up with an idea, get halfway into it, start getting bored, scrunch the papers up and throw them at people from the balcony, then hide and pretend to be outraged and a victim. Haha, if I've ever hit any of you guys with it, I'm sorry. Forgive me, my loyal readers? Anyways, enjoy. I thought of this when I was trying to get some sleep, and if I have an idea, my damn conscience doesn't shut up.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here, except Rodrian (read and all will be explained)
Chapter Three:
BadassDhampirBabe, UrLoveIsMyDrug, FireVsIce and HighSpirits have signed on
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Rosie, guess what
BadassDhampirBabe: Don't call me Rosie, and let me guess…a life?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: You're so hurtful. And no, it's not that. I got a build-a-bear called Rodrian!
HighSpirits: Ha! Rodrian!
BadassDhampirBabe: I don't like where this is going….
UrLoveIsMyDrug: I do naughty things to that bear. Things your young innocent eyes shouldn't see
HighSpirits: Has anyone ever told you that you're insane?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Rodrian says you can kiss her ass
HighSpirits: I will kill that bear, Adrian. I will
FireVsIce: Sup my peepies?
BadassDhampirBabe: I take it you're over Kevin?
FireVsIce: Yep! I got a new obsession: Ken
HighSpirits: The Barbie doll Ken?
FireVsIce: The very one *Strokes Kens soft velvety hair with the pink brush that came with him*
UrLoveIsMyDrug: You will NEVER hurt Rodrian
HighSpirits: Wanna bet?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: I love betting!
HighSpirits: You're gonna make a great dad -.-
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Thank you!
HighSpirits: *Rolls eyes* No problem
BadassDhampirBabe: When will Dimitri be here? You guys are driving me insane
UrLoveIsMyDrug: In a good way? *Wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Rodrian has signed on
Rodrian: What the hell! You are cheating on me, Aidy? We are so over. And Lissa, you're mommas so dumb she sold her car for gas money
BadassDhampirBabe: Oh snap crackle and pop!
HighSpirits: Oh hell no! Hold ma shit! *Hands Rose her earrings*
HighSpirits has signed off to kill Rodrian
Rodrian has lost connection for unknown reasons
UrLoveIsMyDrug: ROADY! NOO! *Starts sobbing hysterically*
UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed off to mourn Rodrians death
HighSpirits, TheBlondeYouWannaB and RosesGod have signed on'
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Why are there bear shredding's in the dorms?
HighSpirits: I killed a build-a-bear
TheBlondeYouWannaB: O_O that's not weird at all…
HighSpirits: I know right!
RosesGod: You guys are very strange people. And Rose, Adrian is trying to kill himself with a plastic knife..
BadassDhampirBabe: Eh, let him be. He won't get far
FireVsIce: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic
RosesGod: If you were in plastic, you'd suffocate
FireVsIce: Shut up! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation
HighSpirits: Undress you anywhere, huh?
BadassDhampirBabe: So, if I 'imagined' you with a tail, it'd happen?
FireVsIce: You guys are mean! Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but that's alright because I like the way it hurts
TheBlondeYouWannaB: You like being hurt? If you don't stop singing, I'll give you an ass-whooping
FireVsIce: Okay, okay! I had no idea I was that bad
Everyone But Christian: You are
FireVsIce: Didn't even give it a chance
HighSpirits: You'd make a pretty girl, Christian
BadassDhampirBabe: I don't see the difference between him and a girl
FireVsIce has signed off to go cry in a corner
QueenBitch has signed on
QueenBitch: Dimitri, you, me, a bed. How about it?
BadassDhampirBabe: Oh HELL no! That's my man!
BadassDhampirBabe has signed off to destroy Tatina
QueenBitch: I'd love to feel your smooth Russian hands making their way down to my smooth-ARGH
QueenBitch has lost connection
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Eddie was right this is better than cable!
HighSpirits: C'mon Dimitri. Let's go make sure Rose doesn't kill her
RosesGod: Great idea. First *Gets out video camera*
HighSpirits: Kinky. Now let's go
HighSpirits and RosesGod have signed off
TheBlondeYouWannaB: I hate my life
TheBlondeYouWannaB has signed off
UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed on
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Rodrian *sniffles*
UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed off
There we are! I'm sorry if it's not very funny, I'm just so tired. It's 3 a.m. here. See how much I love you guys? RIP Rodrian. She had a good run. Haha, anyways as I said in the earlier chapter, if you wanna be an OC in my new story I'm working on, tell me these things:
Your characters full name
What she/he is (eg. Dhampir, guardian, moroi, strigoi, human, etc.)
Likes
Dislikes
Friends
Age
& Personality
And remember to review! I adore my reviewers. Rodrian did too *sniffles*
xx Cassidy