Here we are, chapter four! And to those beautiful kind people who reviewed, thank you guys. You made my very shitty week turn around, and pulled me out of my spiral of depression. I don't want to get into my depressive details and bore you guys to death (cause then, who'd read my stories, haha). Enjoy it, you guys deserve it!

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in Vampire Academy, I love that constant reminder

Chapter Four:

FireVsIce and BadassDhampirBabe have signed on

BadassDhampirBabe: Ugh. Of all people

FireVsIce: Shut up Rosemarie

BadassDhampirBabe: Make me Chrissie

FireVsIce: Go take a shower I can smell you from here

BadassDhampirBabe: Christian you are such a n00b

FireVsIce: What the hells a n00b?

HighSpirits has signed on

HighSpirits: Omg! Rose! I got Twilight! Now we can read about Edward and his deliciousness

FireVsIce: Who's Edward? You're cheating on me? No Lissa! I can change!

BadassDhampirBabe: God, Edward is delicious all right. I'd love to lick his stone cold sparkly body

FireVsIce: So, in short, you're crushing on a gay fairy wannabe vampire?

HighSpirits: Shut up Christian! YOU'RE the short one

FireVsIce: ….I HAVE A CONDITION

FireVsIce has signed off

BadassDhampirBabe: Jeez what a little bitch

HighSpirits: I know right! Now lets focus on Edward! *drools over keyboard*

BadassDhampirBabe: Hell no! Edwards hot, but Jacob Black is one sexy wolf

HighSpirits: *Narrows eyes* No. Team Edward

BadassDhampirBabe: Jacob

HighSpirits: Edward

BadassDhampirBabe: JACOB

HighSpirits: EDWARD

RosesGod has signed on

RosesGod: Dumbledore!

RosesGod has signed off

BadassDhampirBabe: Why am I with him?

HighSpirits: He's hot, Russian, got a sexy accent and is totally badass

BadassDhampirBabe: *Dreamily* Oh yeah. That's why

TheBlondeYouWannaB and JailBait have signed on

JailBait: How bout team Shut The Fuck Up

HighSpirits: GASP. You'd dare insult someone's religion? That's racist

TheBlondeYouWannaB: I concur

HighSpirits: What does a sandwich have to do with anything?

BadassDhampirBabe: ….

JailBait: …

TheBlondeYouWannaB: …..

HighSpirits: OOH! Dotical!

TheBlondeYouWannaB: You guys have made me hungry now. Thanks a lot

BadassDhampirBabe: Mia, it's one in the morning. You don't wanna get caught do you?

TheBlondeYouWannaB: I am so bored though. I'm gonna go rob a sub-shop

TheBlondeYouWannaB has signed off

UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed on

BadassDhampirBabe: Oh joy. It's you

JailBait: I thought I smelled liquor

UrLoveIsMyDrug: This is the worst feeling in the world. Make it go away!

HighSpirits: Your hangover?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: No, being sober! It's so painful! *Whimpers*

JustinBieberIsMyLove and EddiesMyBaby have signed on (A/N: This chapter is filled with things I hate: Bieber, Edward, etc.)

JustinBieberIsMyLove: I FOUND HIM. MY ONE TIME BABY!

EddiesMyBaby: I love you Eddie-kins

JustinBieberIsMyLove: *Squeals then faints*

HighSpirits: You don't really love him do you?

EddiesMyBaby: Nah, I'm just a promiscuous in the closet homosexual whose nearly old enough to go to male strip clubs

BadassDhampirBabe: Ugh. I give up.

UrLoveIsMyDrug: *Hyperventilating* Justin…Bieber….oh….my….god….it's…..you! EEEEK!

EddiesMyBaby: And who are you, fine young man?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Adrian Ivashkov! I'm your number one fan! I love you!

EddiesMyBaby has changed his name to AdriansMyBaby

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Lets go ride off into the sunset while you serenade me!

AdriansMyBaby: Sounds good

UrLoveIsMyDrug and AdriansMyBaby have signed off

JustinBieberIsMyLove: Noo! Justin! I loved you! Mia! Take me back!

JustinBieberIsMyLove has signed off to go win Mia back

BadassDhampirBabe: Liss, I got a call from the Police Station. We gotta go pick up Mia. She's been busted

HighSpirits: *Grabs video camera* This is gonna make for some great blackmail

HighSpirits and BadassDhampirBabe have signed off

There it is! I am so sick of the whole Edward Cullen and Bella hype. I like the other characters, Team Victoria for me! This is my last Eddie, Dimitri, Adrian and Christian gay thing, cause that's run its course. Rest assured it'll all still be funny and interesting (If you have a funny bone haha) Love you all, and review. I might even do the whole "Mia's trip to prison" chapter, yes or no?

xx Cassidy