Hey guys, i'm back on my computer (finally). Mum says it's becoming an addiction. I thought addiction's to writing help your motor skills and stuff. Oh well. Anyways, before I give you this chapter (which the one and only Jade has helped me with), I adore all my reviewers, so enjoy this chapter, every one of you. Dedications to you all will be laid out in different future chapters!
Disclaimer: In no way do I have any claims of owning any of the VA characters, and I love being reminded. Alrighty enjoy.
Chapter Five:
BadassDhampirBabe, UrLoveIsMyDrug, RosesGod, JustinBieberIsMyLove, TheBlondeYouWannaB, JailBait, FireVsIce and HighSpirits have signed on
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Its Brittney bitch
RosesGod: I thought you were Mia. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO CONFUSING?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Like your sexuality?
RosesGod: Boo, you whore *Z snap*
BadassDhampirBabe: Did you seriously just quote Mean Girls?
FireVsIce: Mean Girls is the bomb diggity. It's what helped me survive all these lonely dark years at the academy
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Plus, looking at Aaron Samuels is the highlight *Drool*
HighSpirits: Not this again Adrian. I thought you loved Rose
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Exactly. I'll never be able to love another woman. I never said anything about men
JustinBieberIsMyLove: Is it weird that I totally understand his perspective?
JailBait: Pretty much, yeah
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Eddie, go change your name. Justin betrayed you, let him go
JustinBieberIsMyLove: *Clutches Bieber cd collection and begins crying* I can't! It's so hard. You don't know how it feels to be with someone like him!
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Uh, yeah. I really do.
FireVsIce: Anyways, Lissa has helped pull me outta my gayness spiral
BadassDhampirBabe: Not enough it seems
RosesGod: Ooh burned. Girl, you are FABULOUS
HighSpirits: Dimitri, I used to think you were badass. Badass people don't use the word fabulous
RosesGod: Funny. I wasn't too gay when I helped you pick out your outfit for Christian!
FireVsIce: Wow. You have really good taste Dimitri
RosesGod: Thank you honey-buns
HighSpirits: Uh uh bitch. That's my man's buns youre talking about
JailBait: I'm so bored. Lets play a game!
UrLoveIsMyDrug: What kinda game Jilly Bean?
JailBait: Love isn't the only drug you're on Adrian. And its this game from the eighth grade. You go around saying one word each that makes a sentence
FireVsIce: Sounds okay
JailBait: Okay I'll go first. The
BadassDhampirBabe: Queen
HighSpirits: Ran
FireVsIce: Uhh….out?
TheBlondeYouWannaB: of
RosesGod: Banana-flavoured
UrLoveIsMyDrug: CONDOMS!
QueenBitch has signed on
QueenBitch: That reminds me, Adrian honey, can you run to the store to get some banana flavoured condoms?
QueenBitch has signed off
LissasTrueLove has signed on
FireVsIce: Oh yaay look who it is
UrLoveIsMyDrug: OMGIZZLE! My fave gal pal!
LissasTrueLove: Adrian, bitch, how you been? Why haven't you answered my Sexts?
BadassDhampirBabe: 'Sexts'? Adrian, him, really?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Don't judge me Rose
RosesGod: Aaron is quite delicious…not that I'd know that or anything
FireVsIce: Riiiiight
JustinBieberIsMyLove: I wanna go to Vegas. I'm so bored of you people
TheBlondeYouWannaB: OOH! Roadtrip!
RosesGod: I'll go get my laciest pink panties
RosesGod has signed off
BadassDhampirBabe: I'm gonna see if I can turn him straight
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Please don't. I wanna get married this weekend
UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed off to spike Dimitris vegas drink
BadassDhampirBabe has signed off
HighSpirits: Christian, i need a males opinion on lingerie. Come on
FireVsIce: Im getting lucky bitches!
HighSpirits and FireVsIce have signed off
JustinBieberIsMyLove: How come I never get lucky?
TheBlondeYouWannaB: Cause I refuse to have sex in front of Edward Cullen pictures
JustinBieberIsMyLove: I ONLY HAVE TWELVE OF THEM. PRUDE!
JustinBieberIsMyLove and TheBlondeYouWannaB have signed off
JailBait: And I being the only sane one have to make sure they don't get in trouble. And, video camera it all
JailBait has signed off
QueenBitch: I'm gonna go hit on the strippers wandering around. Mama needs her sugar
QueenBitch has signed off
LissasTrueLove: IM A STRIPPER! WAIT!
LissasTrueLove has signed off
And that's the end of this story. KIDDING! You guys can put your balloons and streamers away. This isn't a time for celebrating cause I'm so gonna torture you some more haha! I adore my reviewers and I apologise about this chapter. It wasn't very funny. I'll have a way funnier one up soon. These things take time. Love you all and remember to review. That special button is just begging for you to press it! Grossest thing ive ever wrote on a A/N but its totally true. And I was kidding about no more gayness. What would my stories be without the Fabulously Gay Group, haha
xx Cassidy