Hey guys! Cass here. Sorry I haven't updated in forever, but ive been having a rough couple of months. Remember, I love you guys and your reviews have been too kind to me. Im just going off the top of my head here, so forgive me if it isn't very funny. Its currently 11:22 pm here, and im on the verge of falling asleep haha. But honestly, 3 more weeks till holidays. Im gonna be UD heaps then, but im trying to lay some chapters out now. Love you all and please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own VA. I wish I did, but Richelle Mead is a literary genius and invented it first. Bi-atch. Haha, enjoy:

RosesGod, BadassDhampirBabe and HighSpirits have signed on

RosesGod: OMGIZZLE! ROSE, GUESS WHAT. IM A WIFE!

BadassDhampirBabe: Dimitri! How could you? I thought you loved me!

RosesGod: I do, but I love Christian more. You have 10 minutes to collect all your stuff, otherwise consider it mine or a homeless persons stuff…..

HighSpirits: ….Did you say Christian

RosesGod: No….i said….potato…chips. God, get some hearing aids, Lissa

HighSpirits: Phew! For a second there I thought you and Christian got married

RosesGod: Heh….yeah….crazy….

BadassDhampirBabe: I HATE YOU DIMITRI. I HOPE YOUR PINK BEAR GETS RAN OVER!

RosesGod: DON'T BRING FLUFFY INTO THIS!

BadassDhampirBabe: Im gonna go kill Fluffy. Im gonna do it. Im gonna kill Fluff-ay.

BadassDhampirBabe has signed off

RosesGod: NOOOOO! FLUFFY! ILL SAVE YOU FROM ROLLS!

HighSpirits: Her name is ROSE

RosesGod: That's what I said, Liggy

HighSpirits: How do you get 'Liggy' from Lissa?

RosesGod: LIGGY, this is no time for games. Rolls has my Fluffy!

FireVsIce has signed on

FireVsIce: Hello, my sexy bitch. Make me a sandwich?

HighSpirits: Get it yourself, Christian

FireVsIce: Im not talking to you Liggy

HighSpirits: ...

RosesGod: CHRISTIAN! ROLLS HAS FLUFFY!

FireVsIce: NOO! IS THAT THE SAME BEAR I GAVE BIRTH TO?

RosesGod: YES. THAT'S HIM!

FireVsIce: NOO! HE CAME OUT OF MY ASS ONLY TWO DAYS AGO! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed on

UrLoveIsMyDrug: SOMEONE HELP ME!

HighSpirits: Whats wrong?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Okay, ill tell you. But you can NEVER ask why I did it.

HighSpirits: Okay.

UrLoveIsMyDrug: I was scaling Justin Biebers house, and I reached his window. My pants were itchy, so I took them off. Justin came out shirtless and I got kind of…..happy. Long story short, the window slammed down and now, is half of what he used to be

HighSpirits: Oh…um…..thats not funny at all….excuse me for one second… *Hysterical laughter is heard from Lissas room*

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Oh hey Dimitri. Hey Christian

RosesGod: Shut up, Audrina. Im trying to figure out how to get Fluffy back!

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Dimitri, I am half a penis short, so youre on my last nerve right now.

RosesGod: …..I don't even wanna know where that nerve is

UrLoveIsMyDrug: SHUT UP.

HighSpirits: Im back. And jeez, guys, don't PMS all over the floor. Need me to get you guys a tampon?

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Do I look like a chick?

RosesGod: Can you get them to super-size the tampon?

HighSpirits: Ill…try….O_o

RosesGod: OH MY GOD. ROLLS CUT OFF FLUFFIES EAR AND SENT IT TO ME. OH MY BIEBER!

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Oh my Bieber?

RosesGod: Well, Justin Bieber is my idol, so hes my god I guess

UrLoveIsMyDrug: Huh…kinky!

HighSpirits: Adrian, 911 is coming for you

RosesGod: ROFL, you said "coming"

HighSpirits: What are you, five?

RosesGod: Maybe

FireVsIce: OMG. Will you guys shut up! Im looking up pictures of buff naked men here and all I can hear is nag nag nag. Jeesh.

HighSpirits: Screw this. BTW, Dimitri, Rolls killed Fluffy

RosesGod: OMG. NO. WHY!

FireVsIce: Dimka, honey, ill come cheer you up.

RosesGod: NO. I WANNA DIVORCE. I ONLY STAYED WITH YOU CAUSE YOU WERE BIRTHING MY CHILD

HighSpirits: IT'S A BEAR! UGH

HighSpirits, RosesGod and FireVsIce have signed off

UrLoveIsMyDrug: FINALLY! Wait…is that a Moroi camera crew? LIGGY! WHAT DID YOU DO? NOO, DON'T PHOTOGRAPH . NOOOO!

UrLoveIsMyDrug has signed off

BadassDhampirBabe has signed on

BadassDhampirBabe: MWU HA HA HA HA HA, BITCHES. Oh. Nobodys here. Bummer.

BadassDhampirBabe has signed off

Well, did you guys like my seventh chapter? I hope so! Off the top of my head. Thanks for reading guys, im going through a tough time. Hopefully Fridays boy-girl social will cheer me up. Love you guys, and please review. I know its selfish to ask you for that after all this time, but it would be awesome.

xx Cassidy