Oh my god. Long time no see my lovelies! Whats it been, three years god. Well I am so terribly sorry for disappearing out of the blue. I broke my laptop (I tend to do that a lot, I am so graceful with my feet) and well, the long wait is over! Please enjoy the long awaited chapter 8! xxx
Disclaimer: Don't own, nor will I ever. Richelle Mead is a literary babe!
RosesGod, BadassDhampirBabe, HighSpirits, FireVsIce and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed in
RosesGod: ROSE! MY BABY GIRL! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! THE YIN TO MY YANG! THE TIM TO MY TAM! THE FIRE TO MY ICE-
FireVsIce: Hey!
RosesGod: Guuuuurl you don't own that, don't be frontin'.
FireVsIce: ….
HighSpirits: Hey Dimitri, quick question
RosesGod: Yes Liggy?
HighSpirits: If you're from Russia…why are you white?
RosesGod: ….
BadassDhampirBabe: Oh my god, Lissa, you can't just ask people why they're white!
UrLoveIsMyDrug: NO BOOTY CALLS. DECK.
BadassDhampirBabe: You can go shave your back now. Bye Adrian.
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Bitch..
RosesGod: OH GURL. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL MY BABY A BITCH.
UrLoveIsMyDrug: WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?
BadassDhampirBabe: Oh god, not again.
RosesGod: Massage oil. Candles. My room. Right now. Don't be late.
UrLoveIsMyDrug and RosesGod have signed off
BadassDhampirBabe: Ugh, why do I even bother.
FireVsIce: So hard to find a good man these days. I'm so lucky I have Lissa.
HighSpirits: Idk if I should be insulted or not…
FireVsIce: YOLO.
HighSpirits: I know he's kind of weird and socially retarded but he's my boyfriend…so promise you wont make fun of him!
BadassDhampirBabe: No promises Liss.
FireVsIce: Wanna do something fun? Gasp ! Do you want to go to Taco Bell?!
HighSpirits: I CANT GO TO TACO BELL I'M ON AN ALL CARB DIET GOD CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SO STUPID!
BadassDhampirBabe: Sweetie, you're a super slim vampire..
HighSpirits: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME *dramatic storm out*
HighSpirits has signed off
RosesGod, TheBlondeYouWannaB and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed on
UrLoveIsMyDrug: My beautiful Russian man, le sigh.
RosesGod: *girlish giggle* Yes my beautiful young Aidy-Poo?
UrLoveIsMyDrug: I want Taco Bell. Take me my love!
RosesGod: Not the first time I've heard that bow chicka wow wow ;)
UrLoveIsMyDrug: IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? A SEXUAL PRIZE? YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I GOTS ALL THIS HOT BODY I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS? FUCK YOU DIMITRI. HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN. I'M TORN INTO PIECES CANT DENY IT CANT PRETEND. JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE. OPENED UP. DEEP INSIDE. BUT YOU WONT GET TO SEE THE TEARS I CRIIIIIIEEEED. BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES.
BadassDhampirBabe: Your eyes are green, idiot.
UrLoveIsMyDrug: UGH.
TheBlondeYouWannaB: STOP SINGING. I CAN HEAR IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LOVELY AND PURE, SHUUUUUUT UP. OMFG.
UrLoveIsMyDrug: Don't hate me cause you aint me.
FireVsIce: I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS. ONLY GOT 20 DOLLAS IN MY POCKET. I-I-I'M HUNTIN, LOOKING FOR A COMEUP. THIS IS F****** AWESOME.
QueenBitch has signed on
QueenBitch: WALK UP TO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A BIG COCK!
Everyone But Tatiana: O_o
RosesGod, BadassDhampirBabe, TheBlondeYouWannaB, FireVsIce and UrLoveIsMyDrug have signed off
QueenBitch: I WEAR YO GRANDADS CLOTHES. I LOOK INCREDIBLE.
QueenBitch has signed off
And boom, chapter done! This honestly wasn't my best. It was kinda a filler to let all you babes know I'm back and ready to gets my writing back on! Next chapter you should expect in the next few days, but till then my beautiful people, drop in a little review telling me how shitty this story was. I totes deserve it. But I still love you all anyways!
xx Cassidy