Chapter 6: Hidan sucks at PS3.
Allie (Sasha)
I stretched, half asleep. Turning over I peaked at the clock. Giving the time only a quick glance I rolled back over ready to fall back asleep. Not a second later I jumped out of bed. 'Oh god. I'm going to be late.'
I nearly tripped over Itachi, who was asleep on the floor, as I headed for my closet. I got dressed as quickly as possible and coming out of the closet saw that Itachi was now awake, sitting up watching me. I also noticed that Ana was still asleep. In one fluid motion I stepped over Tobi, sleeping beside Ana's bed, and kicked Ana off the bed.
"Son of a Bitch!" Ana screamed in surprise as she fell off the side of the bed. Looking over the edge of the bed she said "What the fuck was that?"
"It is 7:30." I answered.
"So?" She said as irritated as ever.
"Work." I said raising an eyebrow, while putting on my jacket.
"Oh." Ana wasn't quite looking me in the eyes as she said this.
I stopped. "Oh?" I gave Ana my best glare. She twitched. "Ok. Ok. I kind of got fired." Her voice got quieter as she spook til the point were I had to lean in to hear her. Hearing this I stood up straight.
"What? When?"
"Last week." Ana still refused to look me in the eyes.
"You got into fight didn't you?" I asked, resisting the urge to face palm.
"Maybe." She replied with a nervous laugh.
"Sasha-chan? Ana-chan?" We both looked over to see that Tobi was up, along with Kakashi, and looked confused. See the little anime characters gave me an idea.
Turing to Ana I said "Great." Now it was Ana's turn to look confused. "Now you can look after the Akatsuki with Eve." Ana's face quickly goes from confused to defiant.
"No way in hell." She said firmly.
"Think of this as punishment." I said. Giving the clock a glance I quickly headed for the door saying over my shoulder "I'll have Eve text me if anything happens so be good and don't kill anyone." I heard Ana groan as she fell back on the bed, as I closed the door behind me. Going down the hallway I bang on doors, hearing range of responses most of them containing the word 'fuck'. As I headed for the stairs I could hear the girls scrambling through there rooms in order to get ready in time and Ryxer say "I call the bathroom!"
I run down the stairs and head for the basement. I quickly knocked on the door, bouncing on the balls of my feet. 'Come on.' A grumpy Naomi answered the door.
"What do you want?" Her voice was scratchy.
"Its about 7:30."
"7:30?" She blinked a few times before her eyes went wide "7:30?! Oh shit!" She yelled over her shoulder as she slammed the door "Dawn wake your ass up! We over slept!"
I headed back up towards the kitchen intent to at least get some sort of breakfast. As I pulled out some pop-tarts from the cabinets Ryxer came in and seeing the treat in my hand stole it before I could even take a bit.
"Hey!" I said as she headed for the exit.
"Thanks. See ya later." She called out, heading for the front door.
I grumbled pulling out another package. Heading into the front room I see that many of the Akatsuki were grouped in the center of the room along with a tired Eve.
"What is going on?" Pain asked. I heard Ryxer start her car in the garage.
"We have to go to work." I told Pain and looking at Eve I said "Eve, text me if anything happens, ok?" She merely nodded and yawned.
"Wait!" Naomi ran past me with Sarah in tow, as she rushed to catch up to Ryxer, her and Sarah's ride to work. I folded my arms and waited for Joe and Olivia, whom I was to drive to work. Lilith gave me a small wave as she and Dawn headed out for work. Joe, now downstairs, stood beside me waiting as well. 'It is at times like these that I wish we had more than three cars or that I at least didn't have to take Olivia to work.'
Olivia finally made her way down the stairs and was meat with me saying "You are so freaking slow."
"Sorry." She mumbled.
I waved it off "Never mind. Hurry up or we will later than we already are." As we headed out the front door I cast one last glance at the group of people in my living room. 'I hope they don't destroy anything while we are gone.' I closed the door behind me and headed for my jeep wrangler.
Ana
I huddled under the covers in a attempt to go back to sleep. I was half way there when Eve busted into my room.
"Ana." She said as she started shaking me. Growing irritated I threw off the covers and said "What?!"
Not one bit deterred by this show of aggression Eve said "I'm hungry." As if to prove her statement true her stomach let out a loud rumble.
Getting out of bed I mumbled "Ok. Give me a sec." Eve nodded and left the room. After I threw on some sweats I headed down stairs. As I entered the kitchen I saw that it was vacant gave a sigh of relieve. Looking in the cabinets I decided to make pancakes. I was so intent on the task at hand that I didn't hear the door to the kitchen open. I didn't noticing the small figure lurking about the kitchen, even as it came up behind me, not until it was to late.
"Ana-chan!" Tobi squealed as he hugged me from behind. Surprised the pancake that I was cooking flew off the pan and landed on the floor.
"Ana-chan?" Tobi asked noticing the tremors that were passing through my body. Silently, with all the force I could muster I backed straight into the counter behind me. Tobi grunted and let go of me as he fell to the floor. He held his stomach and curling into a ball started to roll around on the floor.
I threw the pancake on the floor away and turned back to the stove to finish making breakfast, ignoring the crying Tobi. Before long however Tobi was up and asking "What is Ana-chan making?"
"I'm making pancakes." I answered. Tobi looked from me to the pancakes cooking on the stove.
"Are pancakes good?" He asked.
"Yes." I said sparing him a glance. Tobi tried to snatch one of the pancakes off of the plate on the counter but I slapped his hand away. Tobi pouted.
"Tobi just wanted to try one."
"I don't care. You can wait till they are all done." I said. Cutting Tobi off before he could say anything I said "You are a good boy, right?" Tobi nodded ecclesiastically. "Then wait." Tobi started running around the kitchen giggling. Finishing the last of the pancakes and setting up the table I said "Go tell everyone that breakfast is ready."
Tobi ran from the room yelling "Tobi is a good boy!" Soon the kitchen was crowded and everyone was filling their empty stomachs.
"When will the others get back?" Pain asked.
"Around four or five." Eve answered. She smiled "We have all day to play outside!" She squealed.
"Eve." I said gaining her attention. "We are not leaving this house."
Eve looking displeased asked "But why?"
"Because I'm tired and no way in hell I'm I going to be able to stand leaving the house. I'm in charge and I say we are staying home. That is final." My tone left no room for discussion.
Eve suddenly perked up "Can we at lest play on the PS3?" I gave a small nod. Eve jumped from the table with a laugh ran from the room to warm up the game system.
"What is a PS3, un?" Diedara asked.
"Go find out." I snapped back. Diedara grunted and putting his dirty dishes in the sink left to find Eve. As the others finished they did the same, going to find Eve to find out what a PS3 was. I stayed behind to clean up. As I started on the dishes I could hear the noise from the PS3 from the front room. Based on the music I would guess that they were playing Call of Duty.
Once done I headed for the front room and heard the sound of gun fire and Hidan cursing. "Damn fucking Uchiha! I'll kill your ass!" Entering the the front room I saw that everyone was crowded around in a semi circle and Hidan, Itachi, Tobi and Gaara were sitting in front, each holding a controller. Glancing at the TV I saw that they were in fact playing Call of Duty Black Ops. They were playing with the screen split into four sections. I sat down off to the side and after a few moments of observation I noticed that Itachi was in the lead followed by Gaara, then Tobi in third and Hidan in dead last with zero points.
I pat Hidan on the shoulder. "You suck Hidan." Earning me a glare from said criminal. In one motion I took the controller from his hands.
"Hey Bitch!" Hidan exclaimed.
"Watch and learn." I said with out looking at Hidan and scooting up next to him, I choose the class that I was best with. With a smirk I started a reign of blood shed. I killed them about twelve or so times before I finally got killed and by Itachi no less. This only made me more competitive. Hidan started chanting beside me "Kill their asses!"
That was what we did pretty much all day. We rotated people in and out so everyone got a turn. At one point Sasuke and Itachi were both playing. I can't say how many times Sasuke went for Itachi only to be killed in the process. Finally having enough Sasuke threw the controller to Eve and went to sit in the back.
As the others arrived they saw what we were doing and getting a quick snake came and sat down waiting to take a turn as well. It came to the point were everyone was crowded in the front room with chip backs and soda bottles littering the floor. We played til it was near midnight then turning off the game went to our shared rooms and went to sleep.
The rest of the week followed the same way. Everyone fell into a routine where Eve and me stayed home with the Akatsuki and spent most of the day playing games while the others went to work and when they came home they would joined in. It seemed that life had finally gotten back on a normal track that is until today. As usual we were all gathered in the front room and today's game was Borderlands 2. The door bell sounded through out the house.I saw Sasha go for the door out the corner of my eye. 'Now who the hell could that be?'
Allie (Sasha)
Pain and Ryxer were in the middle of fighting off an army of stalkers when I heard the door bell. I got up from the floor and headed for the door wondering who it could be. I opened the door and was greeted by a middle aged man. He had on blocked glasses and short cropped brown hair. He wore a black suit and he had a clip board in one hand.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I am Mr. Spencer. If I am not mistaken we have an appointment today." He stated matter of factually. It took a minute for this information to process.
"Oh yes of course, Mr. Spencer! If you would give me a moment." I said closing the door on his face before he could respond. I leaned heavily on the door.
'Oh shit. I forgot.' Yelling could be heard from the front room along with Hidan and Ana cursing each other out for some reason or another. A loud crash accompanied their voices and the noise only got louder. 'We are so totally fucked.'