Epilogue
Nazz's hand caressed Double D's bare chest as they both laid in the cot in each other's embrace. The two had never had a sexual experience together before, but the blonde haired vixen could not resist her hero. Without him, she would have surly died in this trailer park.
The three sisters had captured Nazz, tied her to a chair, and slowly cut at her face with a kitchen knife. Why they did this, she did not know. Perhaps the motivation was hidden in one of the sister's comments about "stealing their men."
Double D had burst into the room, and fired a shot from a Colt Anaconda into Lee's face. The two sisters were horrified, and before they could act, Double D threw May to the ground, and slammed Marie into the wall. With the bottom of his foot, Double D crushed May's head under his sole. Marie jumped on top of Double D, and tried to strangle him with all her might. But Double D still had the gun. One shot in the stomach, one shot in the head.
Nazz was horrified, relieved, and strangely aroused by the sight in front of her, and the man in front of her.
And as they finished their passionate love making, Nazz had only one question for Double D.
"Um, dude...why do you have that gun up to my head?"
"Nazz...they're after me."
"Um...what?"
"Eddy was right. I've killed a lot of people. And a lot of people want me dead. No one is going to forgive me for what I've done."
"Edd, you're scaring me."
"I need to kill them before they kill me. I need to kill you before you kill me."
The bullet rang out, for all in the trailer park to hear. If, of course, anyone was still left.
Double D cleaned the brain matter off of his chest, put his clothes back on, and made his way to the door.
In Double D's mind, it was finally over.
The plank that slammed into Double D's head as he walked out the door had other plans in mind.
Double D fell to the ground, splinters in his face. Above him was Jonny, and the bloodied Plank in his hands.
"Hey Double D! Remember me!? You left me in the hole! I couldn't find the magic acorn, so I guess I'll just kill you."
Double D reached for the Colt Anaconda, but Jonny had already grabbed it.
"This will do."
"Wait...Jonny...how did you get out of the hole?"
"I always do."
BAM
~fin~